Teh first wun is muh sooper-cool custim comandir rex. He has a pet monstur and is reelly epik.
Tis wun is mah neet digitul minifigure. Hee is reelly ornge and stuf.
These r my way awsum raiscars. Teh red wun haz a cool megablok on the front too mak it extra-cool.
Chek out mah MOCs lol!!!1!!11!
EDIT April 2, 2011: As some of you have already guessed, this was an April Fool's prank. The minifigure and rock monster were made bad deliberately, and the scene with the cars is from when I had a single-digit age (and had not yet realized the ills of Megabloks). To those of you who haven't already guessed, the joke's on you.
Quoting Sabby M.
Very funny! I have a question. On your homepage, you made a link that said, "You". I want to make that link on my homepage, and was wondering how you did it. And I wanted to say that your a great builder! :-)
The link's a pretty simple trick, but unfortunately it was distributed under the condition I not give out specific instructions (darn you, Flare!). Figuring it out for yourself is easy, though. Here's a hint: check out the "You" tab at the top of the MOCpages homepage. Check out the HTML group if you want to learn more tricks.
Hey give credit! You stole the clone rock monster Heavy Weapons team from my 775th ARC Elite Commandos! You have no idea how much I appreciate this particular parody right now. That said, I have to agree with Cody: The orange Zamboni in the last pic is not a bad look'n little ride. Attack!