"Bothered by those little pests in your way when your skiing? Well be bothered no more!"...
About this creation
"Die! Die!" Are you tired of those pesky kids getting into your yard? Do wish they'd drop dead? Then call The Timmy Jones Patrol now! I guaranty you'll never be bothered again. And with my economy-safe way of getting rid of them, you won't even feel guilty! Call now! The Timmy Jones Patrol!
(get parents permission before dialing) :P