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Fractured Earth: Mission 2.2.
I've always had a habit of taking the side of the villains. If only because nobody else will provide them the competence they deserve.
About this creation
Not all Treshchinovatyh Zemli troops are incompetent and/or mentally defective.
Some of them actually know what they're doing.

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Mission objectives: clear out opposition and/or make one gigantic mess.
Enter artillery.
Mission accomplished, great success.

Wait, what do you mean we're out of ammo?




"Oof.. Sounds like the shelling's stopped."

"They must have run out of ammo.."

"Good for us."



"Maybe not. Now they're probably going to try something nasty."

"They're TeeZees. What'd you expect, an invitation to a tea party?"



Narration: Elsewhere, approximately 200 metres distant...

"Ah, they have exposed themselves. Make a mess, Comrade machinegunner!"

"Right away, Comrade commander!"



*BRAKKA-BRAKKA-BRAKKA*



"Oh, frak, I knew it was too easy. Down!"

*pew, spang, zzip etc. etc.*

"Where on earth's that coming from?!"



*thwipa-thwipa, whizz, clang etc. etc.*

"Get your head down, you bloody idiot!"

"Oof!"



*thud, whump, kapwing, etc. etc.*

"I'm starting to get sick of all this..."

"No, really? At least you haven't got you sitting on your back!"

"That's enough from you!"



*thwip-thwip-thwip, zzip, spang etc. etc.*

"Here, shuffle over."



"Hold fire, Comrade Petrov! They have their heads down now. Now to hope Comrade Anastasia remembers the plan.."



*silence*

"Huh.. they've stopped shooting."



"Stay here! I'm going to see if I can flank that machinegun!"



"Whoa..!"



"Cancel that, come out slowly with your hands up!"



Narration: About as long as it takes to casually saunter 200 metres later...

"Excellent! At this rate, Comrades, we will be in Laws Vargas machinegunning capitalist pigs before the end of the month!"



"Comrade commander!"

"Hmm?"

"They are abnormally heavily armed for Imperialist Terra-Pax Pigs. We should take this unusually powerful weapon from them in the interests of protecting human life, before they hurt themselves with it."

"You know the rules, Comrade Petrov. If you can carry it, you can keep it."



"Da, Comrade commander!"

"I need to collect my rifle, Commander."

"As quickly as you can, Comrade."



*loot*



*I mean, liberate*



*vrrrrr*



*vrroom, vroom*

"Ah, Comrade Captain! I trust the way is clear for my fragile army trucks?"

"Of course, Comrade Major. This is the last of the Imperialist Terra-Pax Pig fortifications in this sector."

"Spasibo, Tovarich."

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And here we have the team. No Imperialist Terra-Pax Pigs, though. Because they're not interesting.

From left to right: Comrade Petrov's new toy, Comrade Petrov, Comrade Anastasia and Comrade Commander.



Comments

 I like it 
  February 4, 2011
Love all the detail great Figs
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  February 4, 2011
Love all the detail great Figs
Areetsa C
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The Lego Man ...
  February 3, 2011
Wonderful! I quite like that machine-gun design.
Areetsa C
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R.E.D. Code
  February 3, 2011
Coool! I love the details and graphics!
 I made it 
  February 3, 2011
Quoting Andrew Evana Funny, especially the bit where the redshirts are smiling while under hostage. 5/5!
Well, that's less them grinning than me not bothering to find a set of new heads.
 I like it 
  February 3, 2011
Funny, especially the bit where the redshirts are smiling while under hostage. 5/5!
 I like it 
  February 3, 2011
cool story and scenery! the tank looks great, as do all the characters, i d like an armored battle! can t wait to see the rest! good show!
 I made it 
  February 3, 2011
Quoting daniel larusso id like if you emailed those tank things instructions please emails cdbarbeau@hotmail.com and i really like it could you join my group dont have any people really and i need creations on it plz check out my military truck as well thnks
P.1: I don't have many instruction files on hand. I'd like if if I DID have them for that, though, since I've had it sitting around for so long that I've forgotten how it goes together. P.2: I don't join very many groups. P.3: I make it a habit to very carefully avoid responding to "chekmastuff" posts.
 I like it 
  February 3, 2011
id like if you emailed those tank things instructions please emails cdbarbeau@hotmail.com and i really like it could you join my group dont have any people really and i need creations on it plz check out my military truck as well thnks
 I like it 
  February 3, 2011
very funny, and well designed!
 I like it 
  February 3, 2011
Quoting Areetsa C. Well, there's three reasons: one, she's got a name. They don't. Redshirts VS named characters, redshirts always lose. Except when it's dramatic. Two, generally a pistol is more effective in close combat than an assault rifle. It's to do with size; it's easier to wave a pistol about than half a metre of steel. And three: when your sergeant says "come out of there with your hands up", you bloody well do it.
Yeah... and besides, if the TP won, what would be the point of joining the other side?
 I like it 
  February 3, 2011
Very Goood!!!
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  February 3, 2011
Nice job. You really got those pigs! Err, wait- I'M a Terra Pax pig! AAAH! Don't shoot me! 5/5
 I made it 
  February 3, 2011
Quoting Deus The Risen You should try writing names at the text, it makes the whole thing much more readable. All in all it's pretty fun of a series.
Ugh. That's pretty much the whole reason I don't read many, if any, moc-comics regularly. I really, really don't like that. I find it irritating. It irritates me. I don't like being irritated.
 I made it 
  February 3, 2011
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou Cool! hehe... but the TP dudes should have grabbed a machinegun and jumped out, and tried to shoot Anastasia... but anyway, whatever. Nice job, btw. Oh, wait... I've already told you that... =D
Well, there's three reasons: one, she's got a name. They don't. Redshirts VS named characters, redshirts always lose. Except when it's dramatic. Two, generally a pistol is more effective in close combat than an assault rifle. It's to do with size; it's easier to wave a pistol about than half a metre of steel. And three: when your sergeant says "come out of there with your hands up", you bloody well do it.
 I like it 
  February 3, 2011
That's pretty neat! I like what you did with the minifigs's arms and legs to make them look like they had their arms to the side or look like they are kneeling. Keep it up!
 I like it 
  February 3, 2011
Cool! hehe... but the TP dudes should have grabbed a machinegun and jumped out, and tried to shoot Anastasia... but anyway, whatever. Nice job, btw. Oh, wait... I've already told you that... =D
 I like it 
  February 3, 2011
You should try writing names at the text, it makes the whole thing much more readable. All in all it's pretty fun of a series.
 
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