Yup, if Evolution was true, this is how it'd be!
(just a joke, don't take offense)
It all started out with just rocks. Or was it the gooey stuff first?
Who knows? Well lots of people, but never mind that. Lets just say rock was there first.
So there was rock. Rock. Well somehow that rock got there, by some unpredicted, unexpected series of events to cause it to get there.
So this rock stuff turned into goop stuff.
Or is it the other way around? Sorry, point is this goop went through some very complex process making some kind of Microorganism. Well there very tiny life forms began to slowly by slowly (or was it fast?) multiply, and sometimes, mutate. So maybe they started off white (shown below) but some of the white parents kids had black little one-celled organisms (NO THIS IS NOT RACIST) and then they had little black kids (That does sound sorta racist) soon there are LOTS of them, thus they MUTATED!
Now we'll skip some stages of evolution and we get to VERY simple organisms such as algae and other plants.
NOW we'll skip several hundred billion years and we get........
Hold on. Thats PHIPPY! get him off the stage, he's only HALF monkey...
Yeah well close enough, point is after monkeys mutate and stuff we get..... US!!
So in the long run all of man kind is a TOTAL accident, our ancestors are rocks, goop, and apes, and this earth has no god in control and we're all gonna die from global warming! RIIIIIIIIGHT....
In my mind Evolution goes into the "keep-that-for-a-good-laugh" side of my brain.
Now, this sound a little more realistic to me.
In the begin there was God, and God only
God said, "Let there be light", and there was light in the darkness.
And God separated the light from the dark and named the dark "night" and the light "day"
Then God created masses of water. And God separated these waters by an expansion he called "Sky"
And he also made land, to separate the seas.
And God made plants to grown on the lands
And God put birds in the sky, and fish and marine life in the water.
And God put animals of all kind on the land.
Yes a polar bear, although he probably was NOT near the horses, but we never know.
And last of all God made man and woman.
(they were probable nude, but I don't wanna go there...
Wait, why is Shifu in Adam's spot?
Cl0n13s get 'em off the stage! (see! they do have a use!)
I really enjoyed making this MOC.
If you are offended in ANY way, I am sorry, I am just putting on a comedy/religious MOC and was not meant to offend ANYONE!
NOTE: DISCLAIMER! None of this is fact, and I do not know for sure if I got the order ON either of those religions right. So please, not to much criticism!