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Another subject irritates me, and again, once more unto the breach dear friends, here I go again!
About this creation
"My guest for this one appears to be late. Hm. No matter.
I have some business to take care of anyway."



"How are we proceeding in Poland?"

"Loot! Loot pillage plunder profit!"

"And Prussia?"

"Booty plunder spoils!"

"Good work. Keep it up."



"What's the progress on Part Seven?"

"We've had some holdups. Procrastination, mostly."

"Procrastination?! Where in the production cycle is this "procrastination" taking place?"

"Scriptwriting."

"Ah. Nevermind..."



"Point Of Divergence: how is the production going?"

"Novhere. Ve haff encountered severe difficulties."

"Are all of my projects foundering?!"

"I-"

"Please don't tell me. Okay, where's the problem?"

"Scriptvriting."

"Hm."



"The next set; how is the construction proceeding?"

"It isn't."

"Why?"

"Procrastination."

"Where?"



"..."

"I've been busy lately! Next!"



"Morning!"

"Ah, finally. All this bad news was getting to me."



"Bad news?"

"Every single project I have is dead in the water. Procrastination.
I'd say I was surrounded by incompetents but it's really all my fault."

"Ah, every villain's most annoying problem."

"Hm, no. That's why you're here."

"What, you too? Does everyone want to kill me?!"



"What? No. But you're on the right track. The reason you're here is because it's frakking annoying for me, seeing all those dingalings offing you and people like you for views."

"What do you mean?"

"Say we've got a hypothetical clone kiddie. He wants to be famous. So, he rounds up the bits for SiggehPhipson or SigFlare. Then he kills his new siggeh in a violent, but unimaginative, way. The logic behind this is that the person he's just offed will resurrect and come looking for payback, or at least to complain about the rough treatment. This means he's got a comment from a famous -or semi-famous- person on one of his pages. Everyone who has that person in their favorite builders is then going to see that comment and that moc, and theoretically the kiddie will become really well known, really fast. Sort of a -barely- less obnoxious way of saying "COM CHEK MAH MAWKS LOL!".
Sound familiar?"

"Oh yeah. By the way, what's with this place? It's like it's half finished or something. No floor, half the walls are out, the roof's full of holes..."

"Oh, the contractors are holding out for more money.
They're not going to get it."

"Clonie & Clonie?"

"Yeah, how'd you know?"

"I hired them for a dinosaur pit a while ago. They're cheap, but they'll stall on you halfway."



"So, tell me: how many times have you been done in? How does it feel to resurrect after being MOC-murdered? No-one's been desperate or stupid enough to try it on me, so I wouldn't know."



"I can't remember. Way too many. I got done just before I came here. The first o­ne, I just got a headache, but I could handle it. Now it's worse and worse. This time it was like a frakkin' white hot poker through my skull. It's not worth it. None of this is worth it."



"Okay, you kiddies got that? That was Flare, king of the reformed clonetards-"

"Hey!"

"It's true and you know it."

"I take offense to tha-"

"I have discussion logs and photographs. Commander Flare, Commander Z'ven, ooh, this one is particularly bad: Commander Mask, Y-O-D-A, Thesh-"

"Those are ancient!"

"Yes, but they prove my point: king of the reformed clonetards.
Where was I... Oh yes. That was Flare, publicly saying: being MOCmurdered frakking hurts! So don't do it. A, it's not nice, B, most of you don't even ask for permission first, and C, just to add insult to injury, the AFOLs took all the amusing methods when this whole thing just started to be popular, so however you kill Flare and other such folk, it's either been done before or it's simply inane."

"Now to hope some of the kiddies actually listen."

"Oh, they'll listen. There's consequences for not paying attention, and they know it."



"So, if you really want to kill someone, get one of the kiddies who's done it to other people first. They want attention, give it to 'em!"

"Hanging's been done before, hasn't it?"

"Probably, but it's like the train tracks: it's timeless. Besides, I tried shooting them, but the sort of calibre I use just makes them into a mess. A bucket of red paste isn't nearly as intimidating."

"Ahem."

"Hm?"

"This is the end bit. Aren't you going to stand up?"

"Do you have any idea how long it takes to get comfortable in this chair?
No thanks!"



Comments

 I like it 
  January 2, 2011
Somehow that hypothetical clone kiddie reminds me of a very famous person, and you might know him as http://www.mocpages.com/home.php/10180 I think you are very familiar with him.....
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  December 30, 2010
Hmm, I gotta say rainbow warriors bug me more,but I'm not really famous enough to be copied like that. Nice humor,too.
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  November 10, 2010
Brain.... doesn't compute.... Flare alive at end... of post! Still waiting for an Acme anvil to drop on his noggin. And anyway, it's like Jennifers Body, if he keeps eating Clonies it keeps him coming back fit and healthy. Nice siggy too.
 I made it 
  November 10, 2010
Quoting Athanasios Lazarou Hehe! Poor Flare, standing all alone... xD
Hey, this is probably the first third party moc he's been in where he was able to walk away under his own power without the help of pallbearers.
 I like it 
  November 10, 2010
Hehe! Poor Flare, standing all alone... xD
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  November 9, 2010
Quoting Ultramarine . I'd never heard of this 'MOCmurders' thing going around. I know knock-off-siggyphips gets his licks in, but not this large scale. Interesting! Once again, very entertaining! I'm thinking you should have Vlad-style going with the clonies...
Vlad-style is a bit... mm, shall we say, squicky for mocpages.
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  November 8, 2010
OhemGEEEEE!!!!!1!!!!!11!!!!! You can haz a commentzz form Crhis!!@!!!!! OMGHAX
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  November 8, 2010
I'd never heard of this 'MOCmurders' thing going around. I know knock-off-siggyphips gets his licks in, but not this large scale. Interesting! Once again, very entertaining! I'm thinking you should have Vlad-style going with the clonies...
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  November 8, 2010
I agree. It is distasteful. This is excellent! Always great to see a moc with a purpose behind it!
 I made it 
  November 8, 2010
Quoting Jason Dominguez First, I am glad that I am not the only one with a built sigfig. Two, a very enlightening conversation discussing Mocmurders. Third, you should've roasted that clonie.
But then I would've felt guilty about not eating it, and roast clonie really isn't my choice of food.
 I like it 
  November 8, 2010
First, I am glad that I am not the only one with a built sigfig. Two, a very enlightening conversation discussing Mocmurders. Third, you should've roasted that clonie.
  November 6, 2010
Point taken and I agree.
Areetsa C
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A. A. (AKA Noname)
  November 5, 2010
Very funny Areetsa, and very true. The sigfig is ingenious- it kinda reminds me of Marvin from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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  November 5, 2010
SiggyPhipson was being constructed by greeny with the Clonetard helmet on... And then he got a splotch of purple on him.... THAT'S why Phipson doesn't want to get involved. ~Ryan
 I made it 
  November 5, 2010
Quoting Nick Barrett I had no idea this MOCmurder business was so widespread.. it's distasteful and I thank you for sending this message to MOCmurderers. Love the robotic villain by the way, makes a refreshing change to the usual sigfig.
It actually IS my sigfig. A while ago I decided it'd be nice to have a siggeh, but I didn't want to go down the usual route.
  November 5, 2010
Also, on Yuri's comment, it would be interesting to see you have a mocsigkillingoff
 I like it 
  November 5, 2010
Besides your point... "Progress in Poland?" "Being charged by Howtzers and Calvery"
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  November 5, 2010
Burn.... lol i really love that alien.
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  November 5, 2010
I had no idea this MOCmurder business was so widespread.. it's distasteful and I thank you for sending this message to MOCmurderers. Love the robotic villain by the way, makes a refreshing change to the usual sigfig.
 I made it 
  November 5, 2010
Quoting Clay G. You just had to use my term, didn't you? http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/222631 ;)
Forgot where it came from.
 I like it 
  November 5, 2010
He he he... nice job! i have not been MOCmurdered yet (Other than by Green Man, but he only turned me Green) but i doubt i will, i'm not that popular and probably wont be for quite a while, meh, but that is true when you have a Cl0n13 who MOCmurder's, all it it is a way to get people to CHecK 0uT T3re sTuFf, it's ok in my opinion it's to include someone relatively famous in a MOC, but MOCmurder, no.
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  November 5, 2010
You just had to use my term, didn't you? http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/222631 ;)
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  November 5, 2010
Well-stated.
 I made it 
  November 5, 2010
Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great Cavil approves of his quote being used.
Thought you'd spot that.
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  November 5, 2010
Cavil approves of his quote being used.
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  November 5, 2010
Quoting Eric Mickle This was... funny, but I'm not really interested in MOCs that come with a message. This looks a bit quickly made, but if you were only trying to give a message it doesnt have to be. Lastely I think your sig looks like an Elite. >Eric
The contractors are holding out for more money, it said so right there! ...Yeah, okay. The fact is, most of the sets I build just aren't big enough for my giant alien lizard, so he just doesn't fit in frame. I end up having to clip off most of the background and have the set floating in an inky void, because otherwise it'd be impossible to see anything. Turns out I have more grey than I thought, but nowhere near enough tiles.
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  November 5, 2010
hmmm...intersting message, i liked your reflective sig-fig, maybe he could have his own primetime chat show or something...Good moc and a good message.
 I like it 
  November 5, 2010
This was... funny, but I'm not really interested in MOCs that come with a message. This looks a bit quickly made, but if you were only trying to give a message it doesnt have to be. Lastely I think your sig looks like an Elite. >Eric
 I like it 
  November 5, 2010
In the ol' private club random people who are trying to get noticed are constantly saying, "ok flare i m gonna kil u next hahahaha" It's starting to really tick me off. Must be tons o' fun for Flare, Phipson, Kelso, Yuri, the list goes on and on. It's stupid. Kids need to stop.
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  November 5, 2010
Now, now, don't be adding me to this mess! I got nothing to do with it! haha ~ Chris.
  November 5, 2010
At first I saw that dangerous word: "On..." That, of course, had me thinking it was another senseless rant, but I gave it the benefit of the doubt and was surprised to find it was actually well-written. Your sig-robbticlizardthing also looks pretty cool in that chair.
 I like it 
  November 5, 2010
I would say I concur, but I rarely look at those sort of MOCs anyway. I sometimes find them amusing, but bad spelling or grammatical errors tend to annoy me, so I don't really look at them (not that all of them contain bad spelling and such). Of course, this means that I am no expert on the matter, but I do think that maybe, just maybe, they have gotten a little bit too far out of hand. Instead of killing a famous/semi-famous personage, why not talk to their friends and do their own little series amongst themselves? Or maybe they need to be guided (carefully) by more experienced builders, such as yourself or Flare, who could redirect them toward building more worthwhile MOCS? Either way, great build, love the clonie getting hanged at the end (I had an idea about clonepocalypse, might build and post it) and your alien/robot sigfig is a stroke of genius! Keep 'em coming!
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  November 5, 2010
Hilarious! The Areetsa-bot drinking his cuppa something (tea? coffe?) is very cool and the jokes are funny. Incidentally, I think one of the reasons you've never been MOC-murdered is that your sig-fig is quite complex... and you should try it. A short match of fig-murder with someone is quite funny (beyond any other aspect of the matter). You know, I might finally post that last vig I made back when Flare and I were doing that and never posted.
  November 5, 2010
The problem is not WHAT he talks about it, it's HOW he talks about it. He makes it seem it's cheap and lazy. Wich it is.
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  November 5, 2010
Quoting Deus Slayer We only need someone to kill and if we all start killing eachother it will become obnoxious. You see, sometimes, if someone's talented, they should be reckognised and killing Flare is a ticket to glory. Really, if a cl0n3 k1dd13 kills flare people will just comment on that certain MOC and maybe, just maybe, if the guy makes another good MOC the crowd can enjoy it ONLY beacuse Flare died. It's a sacrifice that he is willing to take, as far as my respect for him reaches. Nice villian!
I never said it was an effective way to get comments, did I? And thanks. It's actually been my siggeh for the last year or so. I think of it as both a unique identifier and a quality control; it takes work to figure out how something like that goes together and scrape up the bits, and if there's one thing a kiddie doesn't like...
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  November 5, 2010
We only need someone to kill and if we all start killing eachother it will become obnoxious. You see, sometimes, if someone's talented, they should be reckognised and killing Flare is a ticket to glory. Really, if a cl0n3 k1dd13 kills flare people will just comment on that certain MOC and maybe, just maybe, if the guy makes another good MOC the crowd can enjoy it ONLY beacuse Flare died. It's a sacrifice that he is willing to take, as far as my respect for him reaches. Nice villian!
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  November 5, 2010
The King of the Reformed Clonet**ds approves. I'd pat you on the back, but as we are not in the same location I will pat myself on the back.
 
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