Once upon a time, there lived a terrorist who went to Washington D.C. to assasinate the President.
About this creation
But instead, he saw just an innocent by-stander.
"I'll kill him too," he thought to himself.
But as he crept closer....
....the "man" bent over....
....and farted!
and then the terrorist fell to the ground, unconsious.
The "man" wasn't a man at all! He was just an alien, making his gas toxic.
But when the terrorist woke up....
....he had weird alien arms, giving him super strength. And for some reason, he now wanted to capture a kid with funny hair.
He went back to his island, to calm down a little bit.
The next day, he went back to D.C., and he saw a kid named Corry with funny hair, looking at the beautiful sight of the White House.
He crept real close...
...and grabbed him!
He took Corry to his secret base.
Then he demanded, "Eat this plant!"
So Corry ate...
...and ate....
....and ate....
....and ate....
....until all the plant was gone.
Corry stood up and said, "That was delicious! What was that?"
Than the terrorist replied, "That is known as the Plant of Youth."
"Well why did you ask me to eat it?" Corry asked.
The terrorist replied, "It lets you live eternally, even when your body parts aren't attached."
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!" screamed Corry.
So the man grabbed Corry....
...and pulled his head off.
"Time to pull out this hideous hair," said the terrorist.
So he pulled out Corrys hair...
....and threw it on the ground.
This plant may look ordinary....
....but of you kick it....
...than it's a secret tunnel!
The terrorist crawled in with Corrys head in hand.
Sadly, this is all the terrorist could dig, due to the molten rock.
This is the whole island laid out.
The mutated terrorist reached for a flame nearby....
....and grabbed it with his own hands!
"Now!" said the terrorist, "I will light Corrys head on fire!"
so he put Corrys head next to the fire....
...and of course, he lit it on fire!
The terrorist left, leaving Corrys head on the ground. An hour later....
....Corrys head is still burning.
The island soon burned and sunk, and Corry, the island, and the terrorist were never heard of again.
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November 15, 2010 |
Again LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL ha ha
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Yes I will ooh and Carson u started it so it's really shame on u |
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November 2, 2010 |
hahah thats hilarious but corrys gonna get you back |
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