It's 3 in the morning, I'm somewhat tired and I have to be up at 8:30 tomorrow. Therefore I do say: I don't like MOC intros.
About this creation
There's only so many ways of saying "this amnesiac lunatic did something, likely somewhat insane" before they all start sounding the same.
I'm thinking of quoting bits of Gilbert & Sullivan. If I do, I'll start with the Major General's Song.
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Yes, I know, it's late. I had a power cut the last time I wanted to post this.
That being last night. You know, around 24 hours ago?
So, what have you learned?
Well, you've learned people don't seem to like this "Fred" guy.
The ship you're on is the T.F.S. Aquila.
Your complete amnesia regarding events more recent than your childhood toilet training mishaps is still very alarming, although your short term memory seems to work fine given that you still remember waking up with a splitting headache.
There's something in the Xenobiology department, wherever that is, that is kept in a cage, needs to be fed and is capable of rendering a fully grown man incapable of movement, although the padlock is a comforting thought. Oh, and it's extra dangerous at feeding time.
Captain Morgan allegedly gives boring speeches.
Armed Space Pirates are apparently enough of a problem to require security lectures, OR you're on a frontline combat ship. Neither option holds much appeal.
There's multiple weapon stashes which apparently contain some pretty big guns, including "breacher ammo" which presumably does exactly what it says on the tin.
Mishandled cutting torches explode.
On demand medical organ cloning exists although you're not going to get a new set of eyes in a hurry.
Someone keeps Draining The Laser Capacitors.
There seem to be aliens Out There and the laws of physics appear to operate in a manner normally seen in children's cartoons.
Will you:
A: Amuse yourself with the lighting system?
B: See if any of the floor tiles come off?
C: Have a go at closing the outer airlock?
D: Press buttons randomly in hopes of finding a specialized system command you've never come across before?
E: Say "This couldn't possibly get any worse" to test your Cartoon Physics theory?
You have until, mmm, the 24th.
Also: should you want to make one of these of your own, help yourself.
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September 27, 2010 |
Never mind, I'll update it tomorrow. |
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September 26, 2010 |
The door it is. |
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September 23, 2010 |
ok no problem |
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September 23, 2010 |
Quoting danny morgan
can I call it 'MOCIA 3'? and the next one you make will be 'MOCIA 4'? if not I'll think of a different name
I'd prefer you didn't; it might cause inconveniences further down the line. |
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September 23, 2010 |
can I call it 'MOCIA 3'? and the next one you make will be 'MOCIA 4'? if not I'll think of a different name |
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September 23, 2010 |
Quoting danny morgan
hehe, hey btw, I was thinking of making my own MOCIA 3 if thats ok.
it would be a battle between a clonetawrd and a halo kiddy. voters can decide the actions of both characters. i was going to start it in a month or 2, if its cool with you.
Anything's fine, if you think you can pull it off. Might be a bit difficult, though. |
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September 22, 2010 |
hehe, hey btw, I was thinking of making my own MOCIA 3 if thats ok.
it would be a battle between a clonetawrd and a halo kiddy. voters can decide the actions of both characters. i was going to start it in a month or 2, if its cool with you. |
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September 22, 2010 |
Quoting danny morgan
C. I don't suppose captain Morgan is me by any chance?
Mmm, no, Captain Morgan is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Captainlogo_2005.PNG I've got in the habit of using liquor company brands as generic names when I can't think of anything. |
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September 21, 2010 |
C. I don't suppose captain Morgan is me by any chance? |
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September 20, 2010 |
I'll say "C," also |
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September 20, 2010 |
Yeah... uh... "C". |
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Angus J. September 18, 2010 |
C. He needs to get that fixed ASAP. You never know what might come through an open door! |
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September 18, 2010 |
c! |
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September 18, 2010 |
b!!!!! |
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September 18, 2010 |
C! |
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September 18, 2010 |
C! We want Areetsa to build a new set, Therefore we must close the outer door, to open the inner one. |
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September 18, 2010 |
E! Totally E! |
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September 18, 2010 |
E! Cartoon Physics here we come! |
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September 18, 2010 |
E, naturally. Or D if you must. :) |
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September 18, 2010 |
B! |
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September 18, 2010 |
c |
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September 18, 2010 |
C. There must be some way out of here... |
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September 18, 2010 |
B or C sound good. |
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I know! How about C then B? |
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September 18, 2010 |
C! The sooner he closes the airlock, the sooner he can try to open the door that connects to the rest of the ship. Who knows? Maybe the Xenobiology department's specimen got free somehow and is rampaging through the ship looking for lunch (or an appetizer)! |
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September 18, 2010 |
C... or B. Some real progress in the story is nice. |
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September 18, 2010 |
B, lets see if we can go someplace. |
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