Whew, I'm posting this on the deadline...that was close! Here's my entry in the category "School is for Chumps". Yes, I know I goofed on the Happy Pandas thing, that was actually the group I was in. Here ya go, Jordan!
About this creation
Principal: I wonder...
Principal: What could the kids be up to?
Principal: They must be up to something to get back at us because we expelled most of them for firing spring pistols in class....
Principal: There are still airsoft pellets on the floor, it's going to take an age to clean this mess up!
Principal: Oh, well, I'll just go get the janitor.
Baseball Cap (Jordan): So here's the plan, guys. We charge in with this awesome toy we built and attack the schoolhouse!
Girl (Savannah): Sounds good to me.
Asian Kid (Billy): Count me in!
Orange Hair (Nerd): I call the turret!
Nerd: Here we go!
Savannah: I'm driving.
Billy: Jordan, don't forget the guns!
Nerd: Let me bring you on an exclusive tour of this vehicle while the others are getting the equipment. This is the grinder, so anyone in the way can be taken care of instantly.
Nerd: Here is the container where the blood and guts are stored. We haven't had any victims yet, so no blood and guts.
Nerd: The saw-blade on the rear, where any last remnants of the victims are sliced up.
Nerd: Let me demonstrate with this wax figure. *Engine whirrings, saw-blade buzzes*
Billy: We're back! Wait, I thought this guy is wax! Why is there blood in here?!
Nerd: WHAT?! There's blood and guts in there?! Uh, oh...
Jordan: Yep, that's a real guy alright.
Nerd: Gah! What prankster swapped the wax dude for this person?!
Nerd: Agh, whatever. Let's get moving!
Savanna: Here goes nothing!
Jordan: Did you bring all of the rope?
Billy: One...two...yep! Let's roll!
Jordan: Whoa, that's my mom. Slow down there, Savannah, we want to try doing this without killing anyone.
Nerd: Without killing anyone...hmm...well, that's an idea!
Principal: Well, look who's here...
Mom: PRINCIPAL! THE KIDS ARE BRINGING A MONSTER TANK TO RUN YOU OVER!!!!! EVACUATE!
Principal: What the...
Mom: Well, principal, do you see anything?
Principal: Not yet...
Principal: OMFG!!!!! WHAT IS THAT THING?!
Billy: Hello, Principal, we would like to make some negotiations.
Billy: As you seem to be seeing, we have superior firepower, superior speed, superior forces, and superior...food. Please do not attempt to resist.
Principal: Well, I don't care. You guys won't be barging into the school and killing people. Good day!
Jordan: Step on it, Savannah! Let's get out of here!
Liked it? Too bad, apparently I didn't post this soon enough...