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Evolutionary War
This is my first snot moc. It is multi colored sadly. But read on, sorry but no pics of the plate, just the story. Update. Sept. 3 no words.
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Villager: Augg! The Redcoats are coming!
British: Get back here! We won't hurt you...



Villager: Hey look I have a rock! I can throw it at you!
British: Oh Gosh I'm so scared. Ooooo.



British: WE got sticks!
Villager: Well to bad.



Villager: Anyone have arachniphobia? Well because you'd better not. Or this will scare you to death!
Britsh: Augggg! I hate spiders!



Brits: We got spears. We just spear the spiders and cut you in half.
Villager: What happened to " We won't hurt you?" huh?
Brits: Well we wern't gonna hurt you at the time, but now we will.



Villager: We got freakin' distance. Take that Lobsterbacks!
Brits: I hate that name.



Brits: Well meet the end of my little friend, a crossbow. Now we got distance and power.
Villager: Darn. We'll come up with something.



Villager: Mwa-ha-ha-ha! WE got firepowa! Welcome to the gunpowder age!
British: I knew I should've spent the extra money on a gun, not my family.



British: I love being friends with the Yanks, We go M1's.
Villager: But didn't their makeshift army defeat your big bad one!
Brits: Don't remind me...



Forestman: Don't ya love being outgunned by poor townsmen!
Brits: uve ben waned!
Villager: Great! now you're starting to talk like clone kiddies saying rocket luncher and Mi awsum halo page! (Not yours Chris)



Brits: Ha Ha Ha welcome to the age of small-arms fire and gernades!
Villager: Okay we'll drop the guns. Good thing they didn't know I didn't know about the safety!



Villager: You wanna be blown to bits like a tank?! Huh!?
Brits: Woah Those rockets are big, we'll drop the guns, and give us the bazooka.
Villager: Not on your life!
Brits: Woah. Just dont blow us up...



Brits: ..Because we are trained in the arts of the SOCOM! Hi-Yah!
Villager: Aw shoot, no fair, those have better aim.



Forestman: M4 firepower!
Brits: Machine Guns again, why must it be Machine guns!?



Brits: You sure you want to do that, we got air support.
Villager: Not the Blue Jay, Please let it not be the BLue Jay!
Brits: Oh yeah, Its the Blue Jay.



Blue Jay: Copy do you need air support over.
Brits: Not yet...



Villager Drop the talkie or the bomb blows at your feet.
Brit: Abort Abort no air support required!



Brits: Kill them!
Droids: Roger Roger!



Forestman: Counter attack!
Clones: Yes sir!
blam blam ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
Droids: Malufunctionnnnnnnnnnn.



Brits: Hello there we will need air support. Blue Jay over.
Villager: I thought you got rid of the stinkin' remotes!
Forestman: I electrocuted it in the water.



Bomber here, permission to drop bomb is granted.
British: Augg! Don't drop abort!
Bomber: oops! too late! brace for impact!
Brits: Easy for you to say!



Shewwwww



BOOM



(The trees are gone because the atomic bob radiation destroyed them)
Villager: Why'd ya do that? Huh? Anyways we got Jedi powers!



Brits: NOooooo! The Sith will prevail!



Combat starts.
Villager: Hey lobster back try to kill me!



Sounds of lightsaber combat.



Villager: Hurk!
Brit missing head: Ahh!



Villager: Ahhh
Brits: Ahhhg!





Forestman: Whaa??? Hurk



There can only be one. (This is not for the there can only be one contest)



Years after the deaths of all the people. (sorry for the blurry pic.)



Villager: Augg! The Redcoats are coming!
British: Get back here! We won't hurt you!

As they say, History repeats itself.
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Hopefully you liked it, if not then well sorry for wasting your time. Please rate and comment!



Comments

 I like it 
  November 12, 2010
Haha
 I like it 
  November 11, 2010
Nice job!
  November 11, 2010
Hmm... If they were so close... Why didn't they use the first firearms pulled out? Still quite evolutionary. I think it just lacks action.
 I like it 
  October 12, 2010
This is really funny!!!!! Nice work!
 I like it 
  September 26, 2010
HA HA HA HA HA! That innovation sure go's fast!
 I made it 
  September 3, 2010
Quoting Garth Danielson Pretty silly story that made me laugh. SNOT refers to studs not on top. Tiles over studs isn't quite SNOT, but that's ok. Nice work on the story. see ya. garth
Thanks, I'll remember that for next time! :)
 I like it 
  September 3, 2010
Pretty silly story that made me laugh. SNOT refers to studs not on top. Tiles over studs isn't quite SNOT, but that's ok. Nice work on the story. see ya. garth
 
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