It's finally here, my entry to Flare's A: Domination Contest! Please enjoy, and feel free to sing along...
About this creation
*WARNING*
This MOC contains gore and bad puns
To 'set the mood'...
Sgt. Lyagushka:{thick, Russian accent over loudspeaker} Greetings comrades! Today is a glorious day, for today ve will wipe out mankind! Ve will sweep across the land like a plague, destroying all in our path! Ve will leave nothing in our wake but ruins, fear, and CHAOS!
Sgt. Lyagushka: Ve will show no mercy, and take no prisoners! No matter if you are a reptile or an insect (speaking of which, the rapid growth serum for said insects has been a 'huge' success), a mammal or a bird, today ve are all brothers, for ve have one common goal: ANIMAL DOMINATION!
Sgt. Lyagushka: So go! Show the human scum who is the real threat! All hail Supreme Overlord Flare!
Hank da Hippogriff: Greetings! I mean, hey. Ted and I are here for the conquest! We're, uh, foreign exchange...horses.
Bob(da horse): Uh-huh. I'm gonna have to see your green cards.
Annoyed fleabag Child: Hey! Gimme back my flippin' flipper, you taunting Tauntaun!
Ted (da Tauntaun): Haha! And who talks like that?! What are you, a midget Dr. Seuss?
Sammy Snake: Look! Take a picture! I'm someone's guts!
'Parrot' Hilton: Like, should we join in or something?
'Macaw' Phelps: Nah. Let's go help Hans with his pot...s.
Steve McScorpio: Dude, I gotta leg!
Deep voice: HEADSHOT.
Spiders:Now try and step on us!
Cloan: OMGZ!!1!73!!one! aN Sh@RPy!42!1!
Clamberto: Tehe...
Mentally unstable horse: MWUAHAHA! GITTY UP HUMAN!
Bill the Pony: Oh 'deer'. Er, I mean horse.
Pedestrian: HOLY CRAP!
Narrator: Don't worry, it's just a dud. JUST KIDDING!
Narrator: Pablo is about to be pulverized by an alligator with a minigun, but he is quite content knowing that he'll die with his best friend firmly grasped in his fingerless hands.
Mr. Krabs (human equivalent): With this apocalypse thing goin' all my friends and family will die! But worst of all, I'll lose money!
Narrator: It appears this 'ticked trout' isn't too in to the idea of fisherman. Where was this guy planning on fishing anyways? Silly humans...
Now on to that gorgeous ship!
The S.S. McKickbutt!
The S.S. McKickbutt is an animal-built ship with many epic features such as...
An opening cockpit!
Dual flamethrowers!
Positionable twin missile packs!
Two sets of twin flick-fire missiles! Yea, man!
The awesome power source that can also self-destruct in times of desperate need and also stop really long run-on sentences!
The butt view!
The triple engines and another positionable missile pack!
Da belly!
Isn't Hans a great Vanna White? Here you can see the rotating heavy machinegun/grenade launcher turret!
Well, it's finally finished. Even though it was a pain in the tail to photograph, it was a very fun build. Thank you Flare for the cool contest, and good luck to all the other contestants!
Axel is right, either I REALLY like that ship or I'm REALLY excited about how strong I am! (I am lifting an entire ship, after all) LMAO! Well, I DO like that ship; it's...so...orange. Funny stuff~H
