Hello viewers! I've had this made for a while but I was too lazy to post it because I knew how long it would take to upload and how many pictures I would have to take(espically if you have to upload it twice >:(. Anyways... please rate and comment.
About this creation
WARNING: Crude humor, violence, and possibly terrible comedy.
Lietenant Typho(Tie-foe) was just another clone created for the Old Republic. Always doing what he was ordered. Nothing special. Until came time for his monthly haircut...
(The elevator comes to a halt)
(The elevator door opens)
(Typho exits the elevator...)
(Walking down the hall a few steps, reaching his destination)
(A barber shop.Typhos view )
Luigi:"Little bit here, a little bit there..."
Luigi:"Oh, hello Typho!!" Lt.Typho: (thinking to himself)"Oh god."
Luigi:"Its been a busy day and its getting late. Is it okay if I reschdule your appointment for tomarrow?"
Lt. Typho:"*sigh* Fine..."
Luigi:"See you tomarrow Lietenant!!" Kitteh:"*Meow*"
The next day...
(Typhos view in the elevator)
Lt. Typho:"What the?"
Lt. Typho: "What happened here?" Construction Clone: "Well Luigis shop was ransacked last night." Lt. Typho:" Well do you have any leads on who did this?" Construction Clone:"Yes actually. The last person, in this case droid, to be seen was ont of those window washing droids. Perhaps a grudge has been made between Droids and Luigis shop. They have to clean that place the most." (Typho walks over to Luigi)
Luigi:"Typho its terrible!! They took the money box, destroyed everything, and Kitteh is gone...WHAAAAAAA!!!!"
Luigi: "*sniff sniff* At least I still have one of my mushrooms and my barber's knife...but no money..."
Lt. Typho: "*sigh* Well I'll help you find the culprits and get your money box back."
Construction Clone: "Me and my men will get to work on putting together your shop while your out searching."
After an hour of searching...
(Luigi and Typho find the suspected droids)
(A small droid notices Typho and Luigi and walks over to them)
Small droid: "Hello sir and madame. Can I be of assistance? By the way madame, your green hat looks lovely today."
Lt. Typho:"Listen here you hunk of junk!! What were you doing at luigis shop last night?"(Typho points blaster at the janitorial droid)
Small droid:"Threat dected!! Threat detected!!"
Luigi:"That doesn't sound very good..."
Small droid:(in a lower more menecing voice)"Threat detected!! Full lock down initiated!!!"
Lt. Typho: "Ha! What are you little peices of crap gonna do to us? Wash us to death?"
Small droid: "Activate transformation!!" All droids (in unison): "Activating!!!"
???:"Transformation complete. Codename T.J.D(Transforming.Janitorial.Droid) ready to eliminate threats!!"
Lt. Typho:"RUN!!" Luigi: "Whaaaa!!!"
After running through many empty hallways...
(T.J.D has Luigi and Typho cornered at the end of a hall)
(T.J.D fires a grenade...)
Lt. Typho: "Aww crap..." (Typho's view)
(*BOOM* The grendae destroys the crates and knocks back Luigi and Typho)
(Typho was about to go unconsious when...)
(Luigi reaches for his pocket and pulls out...)
(a mushroom and...)
(slides it to Typho)
(Typho grabs the mushroom and...)
Lt. Typho: *munch munch* (eats the mushroom)
(Typho is first refreshed and repaired, then...)
(he grows to over twice his original height.And his weapon is upgraded)
Lt. Typho:"Take this!!!" (Typho fires his new upgraded weapon. A rocket launcher)
(The rocket hits T.J.D and then...)
(T.J.D crumples to the ground. Killed by the blast)
(Typho sighs a sigh of relif and...)
(returns to normal size)
The two start heading back to the shop and half an hour later...
(Luigi and captin Typho arrive at the barber shop and come to see...)
(Kitteh just finishing up bussiness in the money box)
(Luigi angrily stares at Kitteh and pulls out his barber's knife)
(Luigi throws his knife so fast it breaks the sound barrier)
(*SHUNK!!* The knife goes right through kittehs torso)
(Lt. Typho's view)
(Luigi walks over to the junk pile and picks up something...)
(A buzz saw... and he... you'll see...)
(A disgusting mixture of sounds. The grinding of kitteh, the splurting noise of blood and the buzz saw.)