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Ork Killa Kan
I've built again! This time it's Orks.
About this creation
*Ahem*... Well, I've built something Orky again. And for a contest too. Ork entries are becoming a staple of mine, along with the frogscale entry. Anywho, I'm afraid that sheer magnitude of the Orkiness invloved in this creation requires the commentary to be in Orkish. So, for the rest of the commentary, I'm letting Big Mek Morchopandak take over. Once more, I apolgize to Language in general and OSHA.

Oi! Lissen up, ya grots! Wut we gots 'ere is a Killa Kan. Dis be da 'pitomy a' Ork teknol'gy. Insoide is a Grot, an da Grot is fused ta da kan. Y'see, dis way we don't gots ta keep da boyz from da front, an da grots kin be useful fer once. We keeps 'em inna cage most a' th'time. Dat way dey can't stomp on US.

Dis be da part where me Speshul Effekts grots is suppose ta play dramatic muzik. WHERE'S DA MUZIK, EH? /slaps nearby gretchin


We gots ta go on wifout da muzik... Dis 'ere is a 3/4 view. Dis way ye can see da whole Kan wifout anyfing bein' left out. Ain't it fun?


Dis is da front view. If Oi gots ta 'splain this to ya, then I gots ta hit ya. C'mere, dese internets things gots ta have a smack button some'eres...


Dis is da soide view. Lookit dose flames! Dat's an ORK'S exhaust stack, so it is!


Dis is da back of da Kan. Lookit dose pipe-y things! Orks love pipe-y things! Dey make it look fancy!


*Grabs keyboard*
I don't have much time before he smashes a chair over my head, but I'd like to point out the Brake Lights and Turn Signals. On a mech. Ladies and Gentleman, we have reached Orkvana. /crash/ Ow... Ow... That hurt...


*muttering* Stoopid 'umie stealin' me glyph maker...
Wot're you lot lookin' at? Oh, yeah. Dis is da other side. Dis one gots da dakka!


Dis is da face. Da grots get ta see dere targets from 'ere, an it scares da enemies wif it's teefs.


Dis is da hatch, so's we kin get to da Grot if he be's bad. Den we hits'im wif a wrench.


Wot's dis? Dat's not a grot!
Well, we can't afford the damages a gretchin would cause.
DIS BE HERESY, Y'HEAR ME? OI'LL 'AVE YER HEAD FER THIS!
/Ribbits exits stage left.


Dis is me fav'rit part! Da pointy stik! See all da trophies on da pointy stik? Dat was me!


Dis 'ere is wun'a da shoulder armor pieces. Lookit that! Ya don't see nothin' this tuff on a 'umie mek, do ya?


Dis is da arm dat attaches to da Klaw. Da tubey thing means it works!


Dis is da big Klaw! It crushes da humies an' everyfing else!


'Ere we gots us da other piece a'shoulder plating. It don' match da other wun, but dat's okay, cuz it works.


Lookit all da wiring! Dis means it can't go wrong!


Dakkadakkadakkadakkadakka!


Dis 'ere's one a'da legs. It's fer stompin' da humies! An everyfing else!


See da pistons? Means it works proper! Just like all da wirin' on da arms.


Dis is da other leg. Dey don't match neither, but dey still work. Dat's cuz da Orks is da best!


Dis 'eres da radiator. It lets out all da left over heat dat doesn't go to tormentin' da grot and makin' da smoke. Dere's also sum headlights so da grot kin see in da dark.


An dis is da last shot. Is da best cuz its got da base!








... Is he gone?

Okay, now that that's over with, I'd just like to say that I'm really happy with how it came out. It's red, it's spiky, it's deadly to everything in a fifty yard radius. It's Orkgasmic ;). Also, anyone know how to identify a concussion? I think that chair did a fair bit of damage...


Oh, and before you go, here's some more 40k silliness:

Commissar Monkey wants to know why you're not on the front lines.



Comments

Ribbits M
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Perry McShane
  September 26, 2010
you know, you should make an ork army out of lego and play it in a real game...
 I made it 
  September 26, 2010
Quoting Perry McShane you know, you should make an ork army out of lego and play it in a real game...
I've actually considered that. Problem is 40k minis are at a smaller scale than Lego figs. I think I could probably get it displayed at a local gamestore if I tried though.
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  September 4, 2010
Delta- I know, they're just worth more than you. Yuri F.- Get out.
 I made it 
  September 2, 2010
Quoting Matthew 'Blue-Wolf' Blanchet Gud joob! Dis da best Orkky Killa Kan EVAH! Less go stompiní some humie! (Whew, impersonating an Ork is tuff! anyway, Great job!)
Tank yew, matey! Oi appreshiayt it! Naow, where da humies at?
  September 1, 2010
Gud joob! Dis da best Orkky Killa Kan EVAH! Less go stompiní some humie! (Whew, impersonating an Ork is tuff! anyway, Great job!)
 I made it 
  August 29, 2010
Quoting Nicks Bricks This is great, i can't build a mech for my life, but you sir are great at them, keep up the great work~Nick
Thanks! I love mechs, so they're something I've become good at. Lots of trial and error involved. And I plan on it!
Quoting Yuri Fassio Orks are my 2nd favourite WH40K race :) (the 1st being obviously Necron)
Agreed. After the Tau, the Orks are my favorite. They just barely win out over the guard because of how many options I have with them.
 I like it 
  August 29, 2010
Orks are my 2nd favourite WH40K race :) (the 1st being obviously Necron)
  August 26, 2010
question: morc, if its a grot inside, then why did you put the trophies on it? and carter, there's these things called gargants that you should look into... gj. again.
Ribbits M
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Nicks Bricks
  August 23, 2010
This is great, i can't build a mech for my life, but you sir are great at them, keep up the great work~Nick
 I made it 
  August 22, 2010
@Brick Star: Thanks! Mechs are one of the things I really love doing. There's just something about a war machine with legs... /begins playing ZZ Top @Galaxy of Unitronus: That they do. That they do...
 I like it 
  August 22, 2010
"They call me stompy!"
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  August 21, 2010
This is a nice build! Ribbits... you have some real mech talent!!
 I made it 
  August 21, 2010
@Carter: I think the deciding factor will be the mood I'm in upon gaining enough money to buy the army. @Tyler: Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
 I like it 
  August 21, 2010
great kjob man, the build is flawless, and the commentary was insanely funny, the smack button bit put it over the top for me. keep em coming.
 I like it 
  August 20, 2010
You have a good idea for what you want! Both are EXCELLENT for kit-bashing, but Imp. Guard are more tactical, and have better point/skill ratios per model. And an assload of of tanks.
 I made it 
  August 19, 2010
Quoting Carter W. They only get 'eavy metal from Forge World.-Which is waaay too expensive for anyone I play against. On another note, what army do you play/ collect, or plan to?I saw somewhere that you use lego as a placebo for 40k, so...
I have two vague plans for an army: One is an Air-Cav Guard army, using mainly Valkyries. The other is Orks, for which I'd absolutely love to go as all-out crazy as humanly possible. You know, play Dr. Frankenstein with all sorts of different kits.
 I like it 
  August 19, 2010
They only get 'eavy metal from Forge World.-Which is waaay too expensive for anyone I play against. On another note, what army do you play/ collect, or plan to?I saw somewhere that you use lego as a placebo for 40k, so...
 I made it 
  August 18, 2010
Quoting Waffles . ...Are you sure he's gone? Waffles and Orks don't go well together. Ever since a greedy little ork decided to annoy a waffle, it's been war, war, war! Nice mech here, I like da leetle hatch on da top! Was dis also made for defenses against raptorses? If it was, I'm guessing the steak sauce on the neighbors houses didn't work. ~Waff
Yup. I made sure to seal the blast doors as well, so I'm sure you'll be safe. This actually wasn't built for Raptor defense though. There's a Junk Mecha contest going on over on Flickr, and I thought this was just perfect. @000 000: Yup. I had a couple clones laying about, so I thought 'Eh, why not?'.
 I like it 
  August 18, 2010
So now it's a clone head on a stick? Anyway, great job ;)
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  August 18, 2010
...Are you sure he's gone? Waffles and Orks don't go well together. Ever since a greedy little ork decided to annoy a waffle, it's been war, war, war! Nice mech here, I like da leetle hatch on da top! Was dis also made for defenses against raptorses? If it was, I'm guessing the steak sauce on the neighbors houses didn't work. ~Waff
 I made it 
  August 18, 2010
@Flare: And it loves you too. Now hold still so it can give you a hug... @Carter: Remember, Orks can get some 'eavy metal too. I prefer the Guard myself though.
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  August 18, 2010
*Lines up BaneHammer cannon and says "pewpewpew"* As it turns out,The Imperial Guard almost always wins againts orks, assuming they have some 'eavy metal backing them up. Nice killer can-It's very stompy and crushy. Just how the orks like it.
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  August 18, 2010
HAahahahahaha i love it :D
 I made it 
  August 18, 2010
Thanks everyone! @Cody: I wasn't originally going to use them, but I decided to go ahead and challenge myself there. Plus I couldn't think of a better alternative... @Al: Mostly crazy though, right? @-=Rori=-: Winter Assault has always been my favorite. However, this gives me the urge to go buy Orks. Lots and lots of Orks. @Space Gypsy: Thanks! If there weren't dead humies it wouldn't be truly Orky. @Chuke: I've been using Lego as a placebo for the most part, as 40k happens to be a bit out of my price range at the moment. I totally agree with you on the bands though, the legs in general are my favorite parts of this build. Also, it may be difficult to achieve this cluttered, ramshackle look but it's some of the most fun I've had while building. You can do pretty much anything you want, with all of your 'mistakes' actually furthering the look.
 I like it 
  August 18, 2010
It's hard to do this cluttered look in Lego, but I think you've done a good job (bar a few photos not quite working IMHO) The pulleys with the red 'laccy band are probably my favourite part. I've had a real itch lately to pick up WH, again (Although, I wasn't that into it in the first place), but as of yet haven't succumb to scratching that itch. Anyroad... great li'l creation.
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  August 18, 2010
Wow great work. This s really cool, the dead bodies on the top are great.
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  August 18, 2010
Awesome Ribbits! It has so much cool stuff on it and it makes me want to play W40k again (though it would probably be winter assault =P ). Great job!
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  August 17, 2010
This is crazy awesome!!!
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  August 17, 2010
Nice work, I love the use of the matoran feet!
 
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