Bob: Hello everybody! I'm Bob the Pirate and this is "Will it Sink?" a new show from the people behind Mythbusters (sorta). In this show my crew and I travel the world searching for crazy boats and putting them in the water for the first time.
Bob: Today we are at Venice Beach California waiting for a call from our client and his ship. While we're waiting though I thought it would be fun to interview the locals about my fantabulous show.
Cameraman: Is that even a word?
Bob: Shut up...
Bob: Hello good sir! You look like a man that enjoys fine television.
Harry: Yeah. I guess...
Bob: So you have obviously know who I am.
Harry: I was just going to ask actually. Who the H311 are you?!?!?! Are some kind of mental case. I mean who wears that kind of outfit in public. You are seriously scary me man.
Bob: Okay... I'll just leave you be...
Bob: You good sir have you ever watched "Will it sink?"?
Angry Man: Do I look like I'm in a friggin mode to answer any of your friggin questions. I drowsed off and found this son of a... buried me, leaving only my friggin head!
Little Kid: Hee hee...
Angry Man: When I get out of here... I swear kid your dead.
Bob: Well I'll leave you too alone.
Bob: Ooo my God! Don't do it kid! You've got all your life to live! You haven't even tasted the wonder of beer!
Bob: NOOOOO... hey wait...
Bob: Turns out it was just a water gun. Kids and their jokes. So funny hahaha yeah no I hate kids.
Bob: Shut up you!
Bob: There goes my phone! Must be my contact.
Bob: Hello? ... You ready for us? ... Okay we'll be in their in a couple minutes.
Bob: I love my hook phone. The only downfall is it sometimes impales itself into my ear. That is not fun... (author's note: I know Minifigs don't have ears, just go with it)
*Pan shot of the whole beach*
Bob: Here we are with Mr. John Smith. Why don't you tell us a little about you self, John?
John: Alright, I'm a 25 year old student at USC, an avid boater, and a level 18 Mage.
Bob: Was the Mage part really needed?
John: You'll see.
Bob: Ummm.. Sure.
Bob: Now where is this boat of yours?
John: Behind you.
Bob: What do you mean behind me? There is nothing "behind me".
John: Just turn around.
*Both turn around*
Bob: What the...? How in the...? Ohhh Level 18 Mage, right?
Bob: I'm scared of you now John.
John: A lot of people are.
Bob: ... Why don't you show us this beautiful creation.
John: Here we have the interior.
Bob: We'll get a more detailed look in a minute.
John: Heres the side. I was going for an Island hut with this one. Hence the palm tree and tree like sides.
Bob: Very nice. It's so peaceful.
John: ... and here is the rear.
John: Real mature Bob. Anyway, here you can see both of the engines and the traffic lights.
Bob: Why do you need traffic lights?
John: They looked cool.
John: Now the interior is the real star of the show. Two flat screens that display any TV show or movie at the touch of a button. As well as two Super Comfy Gaming chairs.
John: ... and If you get thirsty the ship comes equipped with two kegs of the finest beer in the country.
Bob: I could live here.
John: No, please no, Bob.
Bob: Geez, it was just a joke.
Bob: You haven't introduced us yet.
John: This is my robot waitress MILF. Which doesn't stand for what you think. It actually means More. Intelligent. Lady. Friend.
Bob: They look so real.
John: ... really?
Bob: Errr... I mean she looks so real. Yeah...
Bob: Thats all for this section folks! Next time you see this Boat it'll be floating or at the bottom of the sea.
Bob: Yeah things didn't go as planned and the Luxury boat made by Mr. Smith here... Well why don't you tell them john?
John: My baby sank...
Bob: Yep everything started out fine then in about three feet of water, water started pouring in and we sank to the bottom.
John: We made it out 10 yards out to sea...
Bob: Don't feel too bad John. At least not yet... Now you have to answer the question. "Will it Sink?"!!!!
John: I hate you Bob. Yes yes it will...
Bob: Thanks everybody for tuning in! Don't miss next weeks episode when we meet Mister Bones and test out his ship The Boner... Wait is that right? His ship is called The Boner? Wow...
MILF: Well this is a sticky situation bzzzzztttt
Thanks for taking a look at my entry! Whether I make it through Round 1 or not I already had a great time building out of my comfort zone. My thanks to Phipson and all the other judges who take time out of there days to make this competition a blast!