A comedic skit I put together.
About this creation
Somewhere in the headquarters of Apple Co….on the basement floor….

“Tom, this is bad.”
“How bad Jason?”

*BLAAAAAAAAAAAAGH*

"That bad?"
"No, just Spam in a cup."

“Anyway, we just got the figures and sales are down ninety percent.”
“What?”
“People just aren’t buying Apple Twos anymore.”
“Darnit Vista!”
“But do you know what it really is?”
“What?”
“We’re short staffed. Which is why today we’re going to split up and interview a few people.”
“Alright let’s do this.”

At Tom’s interview…
“So, I see your résumé says you have experience selling vacuums, how did that turn out?”
“Well…….”


“I see, uh you don’t have a background of using any drugs?”
“Uh, yes.”
“It also says here, that you have experience uh, no that can’t be right. It says you’ve worked at this company a few ears ago as a…..poop inspector?”
“Uh, I was the doctor for this place for a while.”
“No, I don’t think so. Even if you were, ex-doctors don’t put ‘poop inspector’ on their résumé.”

Meanwhile, in an identical room, Jason’s interview is taking place…
“So, your résumé is impressive so far…..Oh, wait it says you’ve worked for a branch of Microsoft?”
“Yes that is correct.”
“Get out.”


“Gosh, this stuff is hard Jason.”
“Tell me about it.”
“How did Jim hire us?”
“Oh, well I don’t think we’d be allowed to do it that way.”
“Looks like we’ll have to try something else.”
“How about we get rid of staff?”
“Genius!”
To be continued......
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Perry McShane September 26, 2010 |
GETOUTAMYOFFICE!#@$% |
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August 10, 2010 |
lol Very funny keep it up.~Ford
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August 10, 2010 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was funny! Im going to have to use a shout out in one of my comics for this! XD |
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August 10, 2010 |
LOL, that end line is hilarious! Just like real companies...hahaha |
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