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LIU Atlas - Lacunar Urbs B
There are billions of stars, millions of planets, but there is only one man, Terrance McDoogal. Welcome to LIU Atlas.
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LIU Atlas- Lacunar Urbs B


The Ludgonian Industrial Union's galaxy contains billions of stars and billions of planets. Unfortunately, most residents of the LIU could only name a handful of these worlds. In order to improve astronomy grades across the LIU, TV2 has started a new program called LIU Atlas. Follow our host, Terrance McDoogal, as he takes you on a tour across the LIU and some of its more obscure worlds.

Note: This is the second episode in a series. In order to get the full effect of this episode, you may want to check out LIU Atlas - Lacunar Urbs A. This episode is presented in full screen. The corresponding dialogue is underneath each photo.


Doog: "Well folks, it's me again, Terrance "Doog" McDoogal. I've boarded the Space Elevator on Lacunar Urbs A, and I'm now headed to Lacunar Urbs B. While still the same city, Lacunar Urbs A and B are drastically different."




Doog: "Joining me for this episode is the city's second mayor, Joel Mico. What's all this stuff you have here?"
Mico: "This is your protective suit Doog. You must put it on before we venture into the city. Even though this moon has a breathable atmosphere, we don't recommend breathing it. It smells extremely foul, and it's loaded with pollutants."
Doog: "Yeah, it does smell a little ripe in here, but it's not much worse than the inside of my ship."
Mico: "I haven't even opened the airlock doors Doog. You think it smells bad now...wait until I open these doors."
Doog: "Alright fine. Let's do it."




Doog: "The city doesn't look much different in the immediate areas around the Space Elevator. It's still tightly packed with large buildings. I do see one difference though. There does not appear to be any humans. What's the deal Mico?"
Mico: "Well, it has a lot to do with what we were talking about earlier. The atmosphere is just too foul for humans. Aliens have different olfactory senses than us. Less than 1% of the residents in this part of the city are human."




Mico: "Contrary to what you see here, Lacunar Urbs B is much less populated than Lacunar Urbs A. Only about one billion of the city's fifteen billion residents live here."




Mico: "As you can see, most of the residents have elected to keep there own culture and writing systems. I have no idea what any of these signs say."
Doog: "That one straight ahead says something about alcohol. Trust me. I learned to say alcohol in nearly every language."




Mico: "That makes sense Doog. This melting pot of cultures has become popular for its exotic foods and drinks."




Mico: "In fact, in about a week, the annual Javi Grad celebrations takes place here. These balconies are usually a crowd favorite, as young intoxicated alien girls take off the clothes for Javi Beads."
Doog: "What! Why didn't I come a week later?!?"
Mico: "Trust me Doog, you don't want to see what some of these alien girls have under their clothes..."




Mico: "The city starts to transform as you move farther out from the Space Elevator. The buildings begin to give way to the ever increasing rail lines and the population dwindles. Only the poorest residents live in this transitional zone."
Doog: "It doesn't look so bad..."
Mico: "Trust me, it's bad. The poorer alien races are forced out here. They join up with other members of their alien race and form ghettoes. Right now, we're in the Dogian Ghetto."
Doog: "Dogian?"




Mico: "Yes Doog, the Dogians. This dog-like race has trouble keeping work. They tend to run off chasing trains, fall asleep at a minutes notice, and lick themselves in inappropriate places instead of working. Now, they're involved in several smuggling and biting activities."
Doog: "Aww, they don't look that bad. Who's a good puppy? Who's a good boy?"
Mico: "Doog...stop it. Don't say the B-word. That makes them really..."




Mico: "...mad."
Doog: "Uh...good boy...I mean, good dog...er...who wants a treat?"
Dogian: "Don't you want to see what kind of tricks I can do first, Human."
Doog: "Uh...do you want to go for walk?"
Mico: "I think we should go for run Doog!"
Doog: "Agreed!"





Doog: "Wow. We escaped by the skin on our teeth. Well, the skin on their teeth actually. Where are we now Mico?"
Mico: "We are now fully outside the residential area of the city. From here on out, the city is mile after mile of factories."
Doog: "Really? What kind of factories?"




Mico: "All our factories here are devoted to factory farming. Large imports of animal feed are shipped up here from Lacunar A. This has allowed us to farm trillions of animals."
Doog: "Wait. Factory farming?"
Mico: "Let's head inside. I'll show you."




Mico: "By farming animals in factories like this, we are able to produce much more than traditional free range farms. We are able to squeeze dozens of more animals into smaller spaces, and we can easily control all the environmental factors. All the animals are given food and water with automated systems like the one behind you. It requires less workers and makes the meat that much more profitable."
Doog: "They don't look as happy though."
Mico: "All that really matters is how happy the customer is. Studies have shown that sad pigs make twice as juicy pork chops, and therefore, twice as happy customers."




Doog: "And what's this thing up here?"
Mico: "That's an air scrubber. The foul smells and pollution I was talking about earlier all come from the trillions of animals in the factory farms. The air scrubbers clean just enough of it from the air for the pigs to survive. If you took off your helmet right now, you'd probably pass out from the smell."




Mico: "In addition to pigs, we also farm Kaadu. Stockyards like these stretch for hundreds of miles."
Doog: "Mmmmm. Kaadu Burgers all around me."




Mico: "It takes as little as one man to care for thousands of these creatures."




Doog: "Holy Kaadu! What is this?"
Mico: "This Doog, is Chit Creek. The one draw back of farming trillions of animals is the trillions of tons of waste they produce. Waste Stations, like Chit Creek, were created to deal with the problem."




Mico: "Train loads of waste from the factories are dropped into Chit Creek. A chemical additive in the creek breaks down the waste into a more liquid form. This liquid waste is then treated, dried, and shipped back to Lacunar A for use as fertilizer. It's our symbiotic relationship. They give us feed, and we give them Chit Fertilizer."
Doog: "That seems like an unfair trade to me, but what do I know?"




Doog: "Oh no! One of your workers has fallen into Chit Creek!"
Mico: "Oh no! He's up Chit Creek without a paddle!"
Doog: "You can say that again!"




Mico: "Oh man, the Chit's going to hit the fan!"
Doog: "He's in big trouble I'm guessing?"
Mico: "No! Literally, the Chit is going to hit the fan. There's a large fan in that tunnel that breaks up some of the larger chunks. He's done for!"
Doog: "Ouch. Well you know what they say, 'Chit Happens'. Shall we move on."




Mico: "A lot of the waste is too contaminated for use as fertilizer, so we had to find out a way to get rid of it. This baby back here is our answer."
Doog: "What is it?"
Mico: "It's a Crap Cannon. The unusable waste is fired out the Crap Cannon into our star. It's too insignificant of an amount to damage the star and it gets the waste off our hands. It's pretty amazing."
Doog: "Remind me not to fly that way home!"
Mico: "There's nothing to worry about Doog. We take precise measurements and readings before every shot. We haven't hit anything other than the sun yet."




Doog: "Ah. This must be the control panel. Let's see. Here's a green button, and green means go. So let's just give it a little push and..."
Mico: "Doog! No!"
BOOM
Mico: "Holy Kaadu! What have you done!?! You didn't aim the cannon! Let me see, the last known trajectory is...oh $%&@, you fired it directly into Lacunar Urbs A!"




Doog: "I have a feeling that I may be in trouble. I've got to run. See ya next time viewers!"




Note: Meanwhile, back on Lacunar Urbs A:



Citizen #1: "Oh dear god! The horror!"
Citizen #2: "The weatherman never gets it right!"
Citizen #3: "Alright, who had Atomic Burritos for lunch?"




Comments

 I like it 
  May 10, 2014
The puns... They burn...
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  November 25, 2012
How do the majors get elected? Still great moc/dialog/character personalities. ;)
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  May 20, 2012
Every time I open this page, the quality improves, the stories are great but Doog is still the insufferable fallguy that he is.
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  May 20, 2012
That street croud is stunning. You open strong and then just keep it going all the way through. The time this must have taken! Outstanding work. Attack!
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  May 20, 2012
Hahahaha, great MOTD!
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  May 20, 2012
ha! amazing! 5/5
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  May 20, 2012
LMFAO at everything you do. Great stuff! This ep would have you in deep chit with both the NAACP and PETA, at the same time in the ghetto scene (a cow on a roof!?) Hilarious. You nailed the crowded street, you managed to make it look alive, I didn't see figs, I saw "people". Amazing. You have a gift for writing and direction which makes every one of these mocs a must see. ~cheers
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  May 20, 2012
Really funny! :)
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  May 20, 2012
great
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  May 20, 2012
wow that was funny!
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  May 20, 2012
I almost chit myself laughing, awesome build
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  May 20, 2012
congrats on MOTD!!!
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  July 1, 2011
how come you,ve got killer croc
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  February 25, 2011
Can you get anymore Kaadu? You sure have a lot.
Ludgonious .
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jameson cook
  February 11, 2011
the last picture is so hilarious.i like it all the people on the top picture the flags it looks like a lego universe.
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  January 24, 2011
Last picture is hilarious. Every LIU Atlas is hilarious. What are you planing when you ran out of the ideas for LIU Atlas epizodes? New serial of something different?
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  January 13, 2011
Yep, your creations are the chit. I'm surprised the crap cannon isn't a reality on earth. And do you have enough Kaadu? I thought that shot was done with mirrors until I saw the lonely guy at the back.
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  December 29, 2010
This is funny Chit.
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  December 5, 2010
By the time I look at all your LIU creations, I'll run out of compliments!!!!!
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  November 19, 2010
Haha...nice! Great job!! Your stuff is gooood!
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  October 21, 2010
I really liked those "chit" jokes and especially the ghetto dogian neighborhood. real funny stuff
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  September 12, 2010
Haha, this is brilliant. Every part of this build is well done and highly detailed, I love it!
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  September 1, 2010
Can't think to an uncommon word to express how good it is, so let's just say Awesomely awesome ! On the Lego side, I've nearly cried when I've seen you've used a rail from the legendary 6990 (or is it his town counterpart ?). You're the boss !!!
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  August 21, 2010
Inspired genius. Another great episode. Love that street scene. Totally looking forward to another episode!
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  August 21, 2010
The pic earned a LOL, an o so rare LOL. Well done. Lee.
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  August 19, 2010
Nice job! I'm laughing as i type this from the last picture. X',-D
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  August 19, 2010
This was too funny. I love the pig and kaadu stockyards, and chit creek was pretty nasty. Haha, nice work there, looking forward to future installments from ya, mate.
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  August 19, 2010
wow!excellent!i had no idea you created a whole universe! with flair and brio! this is movie quality stuff! i will check this gem s family right now! unique,and most entertaining! good show! your reputation is very well earned!
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  August 12, 2010
Thanks for all the comments everyone.
Ludgonious .
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Captain Blackberry
  August 10, 2010
Who ate the atomic burritos! It's a mystery that won't be solved..... Can't wait for the next episode!
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  August 10, 2010
Nothing makes my day more than waking up to find a new LIU Atlas episode :) Goodness me, it seriously gets better and better! Love everything!
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  August 9, 2010
Very entertaining as always mate. I actually started waiting for the new episodes. Yep, I guess I'm hooked ;)
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  August 9, 2010
I hope you washed your hands after building this one. It's easy to gloss over pics and quickly (and enjoyably) read this like a web comic but it's really amazing if you take the time to really look at what's been built for the episodes. Great one Emperor, totally funny as well!
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  August 9, 2010
i'm with Phipson-that just got better and better with every picture. My favourite moments: "biting activities" and the Cr*p Cannon!
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  August 8, 2010
Are you chittin me? HAHAHAHAAA! Love this one and, as said before, that last pic is epic!
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  August 8, 2010
holy chit! this is one awesome moc!
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  August 8, 2010
I take back my previous statement; THIS is your best work! You definitely know your audience. The factory farming scenes were great enough but then you had to go and give us the cannon. Thoughtful and hilarious.
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  August 8, 2010
With this lovely addition to your galaxy...How long until the astronomy test??? (can dooge even pass it?)--PT
Ludgonious .
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That LDD Guy
  August 7, 2010
AWesome thats great.
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  August 7, 2010
I think these two Atlas's are some of the best you've done. Ever thought about putting these picture stories to paper? They'd make a great book series.
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  August 7, 2010
Hahahahahahahaha Chit Creek, Hahahahaha Chit Creek LMAO every time I think of this. Great builds, Love the commentary, looking forward to more. Chit Creek, Hahahahahaha
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  August 7, 2010
LAWL!!!
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  August 7, 2010
Truly amazing! Great builds, terrible puns... What more can a man ask for? Good day
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  August 7, 2010
The sad pigs make twice as juicy pork chops bit was freaking hilarious, and the end made me fall out of my chair. Well done mate, you really pack an insane amount of detail into these to make it go the extra mile:D
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  August 7, 2010
Hilarious chapter here.
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  August 7, 2010
Great stuff again, and especially funny this time. Love how you express yourself with Lego. Your LIU Atlas episodes is one of my two favorite ongoing Lego comics. BTW: The moment when I couldn´t hold back a laughing attack was when the Crab Canon was introduced:)... Two thumbs up, and keep building these amazing worlds for us! I am looking forward to the next episode. Best regards, Steffen
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  August 7, 2010
Up Chit River without a paddle? Hilarious stuff and that last shot would have made me spit coffee on my monitor, if I was drinking any.~H
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  August 7, 2010
Fantastic! Nice build and enjoyable story ;) And really digging all the aliens in the street. Life on Mars FTW!
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  August 7, 2010
Oh wow, another great work from you! Those waste scenes are really amazing and funny, I like everything else, keep it up.
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  August 7, 2010
Oh wow, another great work from you! Those waste scenes are really amazing and funny, I like everything else, keep it up.
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  August 6, 2010
Chit-tacular
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  August 6, 2010
Great work. Nice story too.
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  August 6, 2010
Amazing build! (You know your starting to get a little repetative) ;-)
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  August 6, 2010
Awesomely awfull! The builds and humor never fail to impress!
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  August 6, 2010
Freakin' hilarious! That's a lot of chit! Great build as usual!
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  August 6, 2010
Great show!
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  August 6, 2010
That final pic was priceless! You sir, are a Lego god among mere mortals. Every post is better than the last. Can't wait to see where the LIU Atlas goes next! (perhaps a brothel planet...) Now if you'll excuse me, time to go get me one of those slugsicles! ~ Chris.
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  August 6, 2010
I was sort of missing the chit in part one. Came back with a double header. That's a big double plus eeewwww! see ya. garth
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  August 6, 2010
Quoting Hank Hansen this means war!
What?
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  August 6, 2010
this means war!
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  August 6, 2010
So much for his agreement with the governor. He touched something all right. I was personally expecting him to have accidentally hit the Magellan in orbit.
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  August 6, 2010
Nice build, I like the flag arragement in the line.
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  August 6, 2010
I adore the whole "chit" jokes. I had a hard time breathing I was laughing so much. Great job all around. :)
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  August 6, 2010
Lolwut?!? Doog really has gotten in big trouble this time. you should do an atlas on LIU prizons, maybe from Doog's personal inside view ^_^
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  August 6, 2010
Brilliant, Part A&B in one day!
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  August 6, 2010
XD That last pic was hilarious. 5/5
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  August 6, 2010
Lol, is there anything the LIU won't exploit in the name of profit? Anyway, awesome job, and great story as always =)
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  August 6, 2010
That was hilarious! One of your best, the builds are beautiful as well as the writing! Keep it up! 5/5
 
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