The final round of The Mob Rules! Like every other round, i was having trouble coming up with ideas for the category "There can only be one...". Anyway, i figured that sabotage was the best way to ensure that there is only one winner. Please TRY to enjoy... (it might be really hard to but try)
About this creation
It was Wednesday,July,14 and i slept in till ten, as usual...
My alarm was set to wake me up at ten so i could work on my entry for the Mob Rules. When the alarm went off, it was ridiculously loud for some reason. I nearly had a heart attack as i fell out of bed and slammed my head against the dresser.
When i came to, i noticed that i needed a fresh pair of undies. I waddled to the washroom and stepped down on an extremely sharp object. It was the rustiest nail i had ever seen!
I drove over to the nearest hospital to get a tetanus shot.
"Alright! Off with the pants and bend over! This won't hurt a bit!" He said, as he flicked a large needle.
With my sore bottom, i drove back home to check the mail. I was expecting a large order from Lego.
Suddenly, a HUGE dog with a foaming mouth bit me right on the ass!
Back to the hospital!
"So you got bitten on the behind by a chihuahua with rabies?"
"Nurse! Could you bring me the rabies vaccine please!"
"Here you go doctor."
"Well, Mr.Corlett... You know the drill..."
i went back home to go to the washroom (since i hadn't gone since last night).
When out of nowhere, a ghost popped out in front of me! I'm pretty sure i did have a heart attack this time...
After a quick ambulance ride, i found myself back in the hospital.
Doctor:"You again? Are you sure there isn't anyone out to get you?"
I thought to myself as the nurse walked in to the room, "oh well... at least the nurse is hot..."
When i got home i realized that the doctor might be right. So, i decided to take a trip to Shannon Young's house...
As i thought about how Shannon is probably sabotaging everything so i can't get an entry in on time, i blew a tire...
By this point, i was beginning to think that this day couldn't get any worse. I threw on the spare tire in the trunk and continued on to Shannon's house.
When i got there his mother answered the door and told me that he was in the basement playing with his new Legos. She showed me to the stairs and i went down into the damp, dark basement...
After climbing down a million or so steps, i walked into a room covered in some of the nerdiest things i've ever seen. I walked up to the table and began questioning the Lego lord.
" Are you trying to stop me from building my entry? I've had two needles, almost two heart attacks and a flat tire today and i think your behind it!"
"Are you kidding me?! That's not my style... i only stole all of your Lego. You must have the worst luck ever!"
"all the other competitors on the other hand, i DID sabotage! Mwahahahaha!"
Northern Notes: First of all, i was going to make my opponents the Saboteurs but i didn't have the parts to build you guys. I did however, have the parts for Shannon. So he's the bad guy this time.
Second, If i offended you Shannon, i am sorry... Really i am...
Third. Siggy Jason and I are going on a four day camping trip next Thursday. I'm sure we'll have oodles of fun! There will be plenty of photos to show you guys when i get back... There will most likely be a lot of other photos that i will not be showing you. Trust me. I don't think you want to see them...
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I felt bad for you having the worst day of your life! To get extremely luckier. Try building the luckiest day of your life. Look at mine. You inspired me. |
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chase mair November 29, 2010 |
hahahaha |
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July 23, 2010 |
Nice job on this; the big syringe was great! |
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July 23, 2010 |
Hohoho! Nice! I like it! |
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July 19, 2010 |
I seemed to sabotage myself just fine by misplacing my camera, but escaping that flaming dungeon in time to build was certainly a pain. Nice builds and humor throughout. |
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July 19, 2010 |
LOL!!! Shannon is Vlad the impaler in discuise! lol Great work man! |
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July 18, 2010 |
thats awesome ! |
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July 18, 2010 |
I couldn't stop laughing when the nurse brought in the giant needle. |
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July 17, 2010 |
See? Even criminal masterminds have underfloor heating! Great dios! |
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July 17, 2010 |
See? Even criminal masterminds have underfloor heating! Great dios! |
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July 17, 2010 |
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!! I want the same nurse without the needle..... |
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July 16, 2010 |
Of course. Shannon did it. That nurse is pretty hot, too. ~Ryan |
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July 16, 2010 |
Very nice, but I'm afraid I'm rooting for Wes and Stuart. ;) The first few sets are really good, but the last set seems hastily thrown together. |
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July 16, 2010 |
Hey, I've just been attacked by a flying baseplate and I have a bloody wound to prove it, but you don't see ME whining! (nor wearing a thong, mind you) |
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July 16, 2010 |
After the 'slammed my head against the dresser' I was expecting an 'It was all just a dream' finish. Funny throughout Jason, nice clean builds and good ideas. See you for judging! |
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I was wondering where my skin was when I woke up this morning. I didn't realize it was Shannon who had it in for us - I would have thought it was my fellow competitors! Funny stuff here. Great idea with the rubber band-pants. |
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July 15, 2010 |
Funny stuff. Where did you get the mini-fig scale hypodermic needle? - Huss Q. |
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July 15, 2010 |
Love the apology at the end the best. |
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July 15, 2010 |
Hahaha! Really funny comic, the last part was sweet. |
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July 15, 2010 |
HAHAHA! This is very well done, nice clean pictures, great sets and sweet story. Nice job! |
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July 15, 2010 |
Lol, this is a really good comic! |
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July 15, 2010 |
LOL very nicely done. |
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Hartley Trusler July 14, 2010 |
Wow, great story and a Great creation. Please check out the group bellow as we would love a great builder like you to join
http://www.mocpages.com/group.php/12667
Thanks |
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July 14, 2010 |
super cool |
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July 14, 2010 |
Maybe we DON'T want to see those pics... |
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July 14, 2010 |
Hilarious! |
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July 14, 2010 |
Nice! This was fun! |
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July 14, 2010 |
Ouch! OUCH! That would NOT be a good day. I like the ghetto-baster. |
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July 14, 2010 |
OMG! Your funny mocs keep getting funnier. The technique you used for the pants pulled down for your first shot is genious and hilarious (oh well. At least the nurse is hot). Classic! |
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July 14, 2010 |
Hilarious post man! I can't imagine what the giant vaccine must have felt like.
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Hector |
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July 14, 2010 |
You got a full LOL from me when the doc pulled out the BIG syringe. HAHAHA great stuff man and good luck! ~ Chris. |
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July 14, 2010 |
Haha, that is a pretty messed up day. |
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July 14, 2010 |
Yeah, I guess a hot nurse does ease the pain of a needle in the ash. Great builds, and great humor here. Nice work! |
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July 14, 2010 |
I've never seen so much bare figgy fanny shown in one MOC! XD |
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July 14, 2010 |
LOL very funny! XD |
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