Now, where was I? Oh yes, I have decided to let a few secrets out about my cousin Leda. Just some interesting facts such as her fears and fantasies etc. Letting the "Kat" out of the bag, so to speak.
This will be an ongoing series of small mocs, starting with this one: The Intro. Here are some background facts. We come from a small country called New Zealand. Don't know where that is? Well, come with me and I shall give you a small geography lesson.
Here is a map of the ENTIRE world.
This is the centre of the world: the United States of America.
This is where you find the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaks-men.
Here is where Madonna and Antonio Banderas sung some lovely songs...
and here is New Zealand.
... hey what the? It was there a moment ago...
Haha, shame. Its fallen off the bottom of the world. That happens sometimes, it will come back again next summer when the earth tilts more in our favour.
It happens to tourists a lot too...
Usually its because they have disregarded the warning signs about using umbrellas at your own risk, and/or taking more than one foot off the ground at the same time.
Locals tend to get around on roller skates, which keeps both feet safely on the ground at all times...
Also it is wise to weigh oneself down, most commonly the ball and chain will keep a kiwi from floating off into space.
So that is where New Zealand is. We also have sheep.
Oh, and another odd thing about New Zealand is we celebrate Christmas in the summer time.
Well, that's it for this episode. Join me next time when we find out one of Leda's biggest fears.
oh, i forgot about the tasmanians... they do the same thing
I like it
September 23, 2010
melbournians are the only Strayans that have to do the same things as the beached whales (the 'zealanders) to stay on the ground (i'm not one, even though i live in melbourne) and we celebrate christmas in summer too the only difference is australia is more fun (you northeners call what we call fun dangerous) and has a slightly better accent (fine then a MASSIVLY better accent) than the beached whales. Bye.....mate....
Quoting Finn Mander
well i lived in New Zealand most of my life and Christmas is in the summer but its all warm on christmas morning i like that, it sounded as if you were insulting New Zealand i hope you weren't.
No, I wasn't. We just have a different sense of humour hun.
Ahhhh, back at last. So, I've missed your latest stuff, eh? Well, I must admit that I'm impressed at your lighting, picture taking, and collection of transparent parts. Can't wait to see what the future holds!
Quoting Leda Kat
I see same hair colour resemblance to Klaus, thou his is long... nice vig Flare. I especially like your caddy's golf/weapon bag, great idea! Maybe Leda-Face needs to bring a caddy along with her to carry her weapons for her too...
I'm up for hire if you're offering a good pay. Or decent pay. Or dirt pay.
Quoting Leda Kat
I don't see the resemblance, they both have blonde hair... if you are a rugged and beautiful, long haired European boy with a butch chest and washboard stomach... then I am happy for you ;)
You included mexico as part of the United States. Although, you seem to have a point, as immigrants these days just cross the border and get benefits from doing it illegally. So I guess the government wants them to come... Oh well, that's Obama's problem. Great bar here, the colors were very bar-ish. But, seriously, you made South America look that small? Those Latinos are, quoting some comedian, "...going to hop into the chevy and track you down, gringo!"
Klaus vill serve za drinks wis no shirt vile vearing a banana hammock und he vill like it! Gunther is in za back giving foot massages...I would go into detail what I think Leda's biggest fear is, but I've already been warned about revealing such things here. ;^) Hahahaha! Love all those trans parts.~H
The Cat's Pyjamas, what a great name for a club. It's very groovy looking, shame about the bar staff thou, personally I think kat kat would be better behind bars, oh, I mean behind the bar. crazy girl that one and tell all Leda's secrets, shame on her. Looking forward to the next tail. Great work Leda :)
I have heard of your 'New Zealand' miss, didn't us Brits own it at one point? It explains why we may have lost it if it falls off the blooming map all of the time. Dashed inconsiderate of it if I may say so.
Your extra-sparkly nightclub is very groovy, although I think i'm the wrong gender to appreciate Klaus?
Leda, that is a great nightclub, really well done. And that Lego chik is worryingly attractive.
As for where NZ is, guys, if you want to find it, just look for Australia. New Zealand is the two islands to east and happen to be Australia's largest islands... hehehe
Oops, did I say that, lol, yup, sorry Leda!