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Death Star classified files: Lt. Sinclaire
Well, I never dreamed the day I'd ever make a Star Wars MOC, but here it is. I hope you enjoy my sadistic touch ;).
About this creation
My candidate for "worst job in the universe" goes to this guy. Clearly a sequence of events takes place to fire the Death Star, but someone has to throw the last switch. I am calling that man Lt. Sinclaire. This is his story:

Commence firing



"Hey Roy, check it out. IM FIRIN MAH LAZER!" *flips switch* "I can't believe I get to fire the Death Star first! I feel like God. Vader ain't got nuthin' on me! WOO!"


Wait a sec. Alderaan is completely gone. Like...the planet...the life...everything.


"What have I done?"

After Lt. Sinclaire realized the implications of his actions, he pulled out his sidearm and shot three officers before being contained. After the lieutenant performed such a great service for the empire, Emperor Palpatine overlooked the incident and had Death Star human resources send the lieutenant to the mental ward on a nearby star destroyer.


Medical Droid log: Lt. Jeremy Sinclaire: mental treatment day 1: Patient is completely unresponsive to external stimuli. Screaming is constant. Had to be contained after proceeding to gnaw hand off, presumably the one activating the Death Star firing sequence. Extremely hazardous to self and others.


Treatment day 12: Condition seems to have worsened. Attempt to attack medical officer has forced us to restrict all movement and gag patient.


Treatment day 19: No improvement. Lobotomy procedure approved.


Procedural notes: procedure unremarkable. Success in removing frontal lobe.


Case file closed. Status: classified level 4. Medical droid logoff.


My round 3, group A entry for "The Mob Rules" contest.



Comments

  December 28, 2010
thats hilarious but i still feel kinda bad for the LT.
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  September 15, 2010
Ok, not sure how I missed this but MAN this is cool! Great take on the universe! Think about it... what would happen if that guy that threw the switch had a crisis of concious? I've done a couple of "serious" star wars mocs in my time but this sir, tops em all! Great work! ~ Chris.
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  September 15, 2010
;^} Now that is a SW MOC.
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  August 14, 2010
that is messed up. :) 5/5
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  July 5, 2010
Wow. Pretty sick and twisted. I love it!
Alex Fojtik
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  July 1, 2010
Cool. I guess I'll steal the idea too. Nice MOC, dude. Love the accurate helmet adaption in the first couple pics. Looks like the reall thing. Well done.
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  June 28, 2010
Quoting Benjamin Sea What a way to distort the original story of Star Wars. Nice :D I was wondering how to make a wheel chair, but do you mind if I borrow your idea? Thanks
Yeah go ahead. I seriously doubt I'm the first to use those valve things as wheelchair wheels anyway.
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  June 24, 2010
What a way to distort the original story of Star Wars. Nice :D I was wondering how to make a wheel chair, but do you mind if I borrow your idea? Thanks
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  June 22, 2010
Haha!
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  June 21, 2010
Absolutely hilarious! I love the straitjacket design! Keep it up
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  June 20, 2010
Nice story you did a really good job on it.
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  June 20, 2010
I actually like this. Good job! 4/5! ~Stay green my friends
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  June 20, 2010
That truly is the worst job in the universe. Nice building. Keep it up. -Drew
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  June 20, 2010
I started cracking up when I saw him tied up and stuff in the padded cell. Good times..good times
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  June 19, 2010
LOL! Thats hillarious! Well, yeah in a sadistic way... I like the detail in the fire control panel, and the design of the padds in the cell. Just a fun MOC. =)
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  June 19, 2010
Hilarious. I love the guy's face at the end! However, I actually think the stormtrooper escort has the worst job.
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  June 19, 2010
This is definitely one of the most original and one of the most interesting Star Wars creations that I have seen in a long time, fantastic job!
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  June 19, 2010
Ah well. And i suppose the guy in Episode 6 did the same when he fired at a rebel frigate?
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  June 19, 2010
With great power comes great responsibility, with greater power comes complete insanity. Nice work.
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  June 18, 2010
An impressive take on the category. I like how you went the mental toughness aspect of the worst job, and the effects on the person. Very smart idea, and a well executed build and commentary, nothing surprising haha. -Sam
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  June 18, 2010
Quoting Lee Hardwick Lol, love the down lighting in the padded cell. great use of minifig parts, and where did you get the strapped trousers from?
Agents 2.0 Robo Attack, if I'm not mistaken.
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  June 18, 2010
Lol, love the down lighting in the padded cell. great use of minifig parts, and where did you get the strapped trousers from?
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  June 18, 2010
thanks for telling me alex
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  June 18, 2010
Haha! Genius.
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  June 17, 2010
Quoting El Barto ! Nice work! So he wasn't able to throw a water cooler through a window and run away? (Obscure movie reference.)
I love One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, too ;)
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  June 17, 2010
the darkside is so... dark :/
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  June 17, 2010
Wow, this adds new definition to the dark side of star wars. Very well done!
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  June 17, 2010
Nice work! So he wasn't able to throw a water cooler through a window and run away? (Obscure movie reference.)
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  June 17, 2010
Great thinking flipping that visor upside-down to simulate those crazy ducky helmets those guys had.
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  June 17, 2010
I knew right away there was trouble when he uttered "IM FIRIN MAH LAZER!" and had his visor backwards. That ain't a laser pointer. I'm surprised, too, Vader did not pick up on Lt. Sinclaire's smack talk, hehe... Unusually cool and dark idea!
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  June 17, 2010
Hahaha! Nice builds, funny story.
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  June 17, 2010
Great job on the padded room. The darkside of the darkside is very interesting... Sometimes the "Shoop da Whoop" effect is dangerous.
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  June 17, 2010
Quoting Joshua Entwistle' really good but i dont get the end
A frontal lobotomy is when a certain chunk of your brain is removed, basically turning you into a living vegetable. You would not be able to interact with the world on a meaningful level anymore.
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  June 17, 2010
Whoops, yeah guys, my timeline is off with the whole 19 days thing. I'll see if there is a way for me to tweak it to make sense chronologically.
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  June 17, 2010
Very, very cool Sir. Great story, excellent builds, and I do love a sadistic touch!
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  June 17, 2010
Very Nice
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  June 17, 2010
Oh Alex, is it funny, sad or both? I'm going with both. LOL Another great creation, seemingly from a dark place in your mind that we have yet to fully see...The padded room was inspired.~H
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  June 17, 2010
Aww, at least he had a happy/ lobotomised ending. Right befor his job got blown into smithereens. Great stuff Alex.
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  June 17, 2010
Brilliant! Good for him the Death Star didn't last much longer...
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  June 17, 2010
really good but i dont get the end
  June 17, 2010
This is perfect!
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  June 17, 2010
I like the medical ward room. Nice way to make the walls look "soft". Good day
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  June 17, 2010
If theres something worse then death in our world today it would be the white cut. <;(
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  June 17, 2010
Oh my!
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  June 17, 2010
That just might be the saddest Lego creation ever built.... Peace ~ Packie
 
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