About this creation
It’s not every day that you get to take a look inside the mind of one of MOCpages greats and see what he dreams about. Of course, you may not WANT to know. That’s for you to decide. If you think you’re strong enough to brave the horrors that lie within, then proceed… you have been warned.
Mark: Lee, I can’t believe we’re finally doing this.
It’s amazing! But I wasn’t expecting it to be so wet.
Is that an ostrich? Wow…
I think it’ll fit right in here.
Lee, hold my pole while I help to ease it in.

Mark: A little to the left. Now a little to the right and let it slide in nice and easy. It’s almost like this was made just for it to fit in. Such a snug, tight fit.
Is she really your nurse? It was a good idea to invite her.
The three of us are going to have such a great time.
I’ve wanted to come here forever.

Mark: We should have done this a long time ago!
Finally, the anticipation was killing me! This is going to be the best day ever, and it’s all thanks to you Lee.

**SHUDDERS** Wow...
Now, let’s take a look inside Mark’s mind where we can actually SEE the depraved thoughts racing though there. Proceed with caution…
Mark: Lee, I can’t believe we’re finally doing this. It’s amazing! But I wasn’t expecting it to be so wet.

Mark: Is that an ostrich? Wow…

Mark: I think it’ll fit right in here.

Mark: Lee, hold my pole while I help to ease it in.

Mark: A little to the left. Now a little to the right and let it slide in nice and easy. It’s almost like this was made just for it to fit in. Such a snug, tight fit.

Mark: Is she really your nurse? It was a good idea to invite her.

Mark: The three of us are going to have such a great time. I’ve wanted to come here forever.

Mark: We should have done this a long time ago!

Mark: Finally, the anticipation was killing me! This is going to be the best day ever, and it’s all thanks to you Lee.

Fourth Wall Commentary: What, isn’t that what you people thought it was going to be from the start? It was a wet dream because it was set on the river banks... Wow… you guys are just plain sick.
I made this quick little build for the innuendoers group because hey, let’s face it… this is what we do best in there! It’s funny actually, I was just asked earlier today what the standards for my MOCs were. My reply was something to the effect of “Standards? What standards?” and this moc pretty much sums that up doesn’t it? HAHAHA Hey Kescenovits don’t worry, I’m SURE this is what he’s going to be dreaming about at Brickworld while you guys are roomies. So no matter what you hear, don’t worry, I’m sure it’s TOTALLY innocent…
Till next time true believers!
~Chris.
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May 14, 2011 |
WOOWOOWOOWWOOOOOW !!!!! You made me laught a lot !!! I was sure That Kelso was a "nice" guy... |
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May 12, 2011 |
HAHHHAAAAAHHH |
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May 12, 2011 |
Happy MOTD! |
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Commander Neyo Unit 8826/ Spartan U60 and the LOCFA May 11, 2011 |
.....Please...Continue |
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A Dying Breed May 11, 2011 |
This woke me up... I saw this at 7:00 AM Eastern Time and started C***** my pants laughing... nice puns... |
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CAPS LOCK PIE May 11, 2011 |
How did you do the lighting for the first few pics? |
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May 11, 2011 |
Sick, Twisted, and FUNNY!!! |
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May 11, 2011 |
hey good job on moc of the day..... hey a fighter jet just flew over our house. we live right next to a naval air base |
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May 11, 2011 |
he he! Nice one... I guess? Happy MOTD! |
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May 11, 2011 |
I don't whether to be disgusted or impressed... I guess I'm both. Nice build, Chris! |
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May 11, 2011 |
Everybody loves double entendres! |
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May 11, 2011 |
hahahaha lmao! great moc! gratz on moc of the day! |
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May 11, 2011 |
hehehe! |
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May 11, 2011 |
Haha! Funny MOTD. |
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May 11, 2011 |
I already expected this...or...didn't I? >:-) |
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May 11, 2011 |
nice intro, cool suspence, great exteriors, i think i got to know you too much, as i was nt fooled for a sec! lol! it was just a matter of how you would give the punch! lol! like a great batman episode, great work chris! |
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May 11, 2011 |
MOTD! This was a funny one! |
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May 11, 2011 |
I remember this, but it seems for some arcane reason I never commented. Congrats on MOTD :) |
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May 11, 2011 |
Actually, the sickest part is that you didn't make it sick, so you filled our minds with the images of horror. It's like those psychiatrists do pscyho-analisys on stories, I'm sure they would figure this one fast. |
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May 11, 2011 |
This is just wrong on SO many levels. And now we add MOC of the Day to the "wrong" list as well - congratulations! So, have you told your therapist? |
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May 11, 2011 |
uuurrggghhhh..... |
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November 7, 2010 |
Ok... How come Mark Kelso hasn't commented on this yet? |
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September 22, 2010 |
Quoting Sir Broccoli ...
This is sick. I didn't even show on the filter.
No filter because there's nothing wrong with it. If you saw something "sick" that's because you interpreted it that way. And if you interpreted it like that... must mean that you already had those kinds thoughts in your head before you read this...
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This is sick. I didn't even show on the filter. |
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September 13, 2010 |
Can you explain the whole Moclympics for me? I don't understand it at all! thanks, Jared |
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August 29, 2010 |
Hahaha that was funny :) It got better when we saw what he was dreaming, but not by alot lol |
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July 16, 2010 |
Man, that sound so sick (As in disgusting) when you don't know what Kelso is seeing, you know the part where all you can see is him sleeping? That part is disturbing, though what he turns out to be dreaming about is hilarious. |
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July 14, 2010 |
Kinda' creepy yet a kick in my behind area. Simple yet amazing! |
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July 10, 2010 |
Wow,wow,wow nice one Chris |
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June 24, 2010 |
LMFAO!!!! Dude this is hilarious! |
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and then he JIZZED, IN, HIS PANTS |
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June 7, 2010 |
lol this is soooo funny,i almost wet my self...great build. oh and by the way i have found some one who has posted a creation that in not his own...unfortuntely he is my best friend. i have sent him an email to let him know of the situation and and am waiting for a response...if you want to know the creation he copied it is here... http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/202507 he copied it from here http://sw.deckdesigns.de/minis/nu-attack-shuttle/nu-attack-shuttle.htm please dont delete his acount, or let him know i dobed him in unless necesary...thx |
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Pony Lord7 June 5, 2010 |
Hmm... So this is what Kelso dreams about at least he is done dreaming about halo. |
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June 5, 2010 |
teheheheheeheh that's funny.....But why would he want to bring the nurse to the zoo????? |
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June 5, 2010 |
ROFLMAO :D |
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June 5, 2010 |
Ha ha ha :) |
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June 4, 2010 |
sounded wrong till we got to know happened. it had so much spense dang, lol |
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June 4, 2010 |
A little creepy, and I can't actually believe Kelso himself hasn't reviewed this. Still... uh *shivers* |
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June 4, 2010 |
nice man, u totaly got me, i was expecting to see like white bricks as u knw wat on liek the walls or sumthing but this totally got me by ssuuprise, lol |
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June 4, 2010 |
OK, I might've said that the Ostrich thing was going to far, but I think I'll forget it. ~Ryan |
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June 3, 2010 |
At first glance, I wasn't sure where this MOC was going. The first pic instantly painted a red light district vibe. If Kelso only gets a wet dream in the street, there's gotta be something wrong. So on to reading ... and I was more mistaken. The only saving grace is having a zoo instead of one animal (oh wait, there's only one animal in that zoo). And there's gotta be an inside joke with the nurse's syringe and the Good Doctor's bulging pecs ... and what's up with blonde paying off a couple of kids? You did not have a cougar? |
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June 3, 2010 |
It must have been my dirty mind, becuise I didn't see this coming. Funny stuff. |
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June 3, 2010 |
You forgot to mention how hard it was... to row. I live in the Philly area so you can't blame me. |
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June 2, 2010 |
LOL - This is hilarious!!! Though its also funny reading the comments and seeing how many peeps admit to being full of sick thoughts. Deffinately one not for the family - and then again, for the family. You being the author - at first I was very suspicious, but had to get confirmation to ease my mind. Nicely presented! |
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June 1, 2010 |
The first intro pic earns it's place, but the subsequent bed shots are redundant redundant. Those frogs really make the dio hop...Attack! |
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June 1, 2010 |
The first intro pic earns it's place, but the subsequent bed shots are redundant redundant. Those frogs really make the dio hop...Attack! |
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June 1, 2010 |
Ummm... Supreme Overlord Commander(that is a mouthful)? Sir am I mistaken or did you make a totally appropriate moc... that had Captain Lee Jones?? Are you okay??(If I'm not yet allowed to say stuff like this then sorry I understand it's pretty rude to do so wid out your being okay with it) |
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May 31, 2010 |
heheh...funny. |
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May 30, 2010 |
ha ha this is great, it sounds a bit dodgy at first but fits in with the whole canoing trip :) 5 stars |
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May 30, 2010 |
LOL! xD |
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May 29, 2010 |
I'd only expect this from a pure genius at humor (amongst other strange things too). Fantastic work on both the story and builds, Chris. |
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May 29, 2010 |
Niiiiice. Too funny man. Lee. |
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May 29, 2010 |
Sneaky Chris. Does it make me a bad, bad person that I was hoping for something else? |
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May 29, 2010 |
Quoting Dragonax Lord of all things black and creepy
WHAT THE- HOW DID YOU GET THOSE NEW MINIFIGS!? THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO COME OUT UNTILE JUNE!!!
Quoting Ethan mason
he got the minifigs from www.AmazingArmory.com i think or he lives in Switzerland either one
They're out in stores now. I got mine at my local Lego store (Chicago area... not Switzerland). |
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he got the minifigs from www.AmazingArmory.com i think or he lives in Switzerland either one |
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May 29, 2010 |
A zoo on a riverbank? That could make some bank, especially from the fishing, boating, AFOL crowd. |
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May 29, 2010 |
He he he, Genius. :P |
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Brendan Dore May 28, 2010 |
Oh God, I was thinking of something else... |
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May 28, 2010 |
12 hrs tops until this whole page gets phipsonat....ohhh.
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May 28, 2010 |
for the whole moc: THATS WHAT HE SAID!!! |
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May 28, 2010 |
HAHAHAHAHA, I just can't stop laughing. I was wondering what I would find here when I saw Kelso in the boat. I just couldn't stop from there. Hilarious build, nice job too. ~Waff |
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May 28, 2010 |
Hahaha! You really are sick and twisted! |
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May 28, 2010 |
Wow! That was definitely not what I expected when I was reading the blank text. Ok well maybe it was. After all, who doesn't love the zoo =P |
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May 28, 2010 |
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! I think I just peed a little. Definately full of in-yer-end-os! Can't go wrong with a little wetness. |
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May 28, 2010 |
O.M.G. Genius dude, I feel like I have been on these pages over a year now, but only just recently, truly joined in...Hillarious. |
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May 28, 2010 |
*golf clap* Bravo, my friend, a lovely bit of writing. You never had me fooled, but it was great to imagine what you REALLY wanted to build. I'm pretty sure Lee would have the wrestling mask on...~H |
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Hahaha great job Mr Phipson. =D |
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May 28, 2010 |
Got pretty kinky there with the ostrich and the nurse... dang! Good laugh, though, thanks. |
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You are sick-minded. I know what that dream was about. You just tried to replace it with cool stuff. Sicko. |
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May 28, 2010 |
Dreamy |
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May 28, 2010 |
I'm glad this didn't turn out how I thought it to turn out. |
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May 28, 2010 |
Seems like you are fishing for something here Chris |
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May 28, 2010 |
I never knew Mark liked fishing. |
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May 28, 2010 |
I was going to say this sais more about you than about kelso untill I got to the 4th pic, brilliant, but I still think making us think those thoughts does not make us sickier (is that a word ?) than you :p
greetz |
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May 28, 2010 |
Oh that's so sweet, Kelso has such sweet dreams. I'm digging Lee in his singlet. Of course I knew it was going to turn out innocent, but then I remembered who's moc it was and I must admit for a moment there I did start to wonder... some of the comments you leave on my mocs boy I'm about ready to report you! but then I also remembered you're a mod. You would never blatantly abuse the system like that... |
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May 28, 2010 |
Although I hardly ever use the expression, this one deserves it. LOL! -Drew |
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May 28, 2010 |
Sweet and charming yet twisted and depraved all at the same time! How do you do it? Thank goodness that I'm an old enough fart to apprecriate all the subtle context this one belies. Gee, now I want to go to the zoo and see with animals too! |
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May 28, 2010 |
I knew there would be something more to the words, but you did better than I expected. |
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May 28, 2010 |
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Disturbing, yet fall-out-of-chair funny. Great job. |
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May 28, 2010 |
wow, I did not see this comming. |
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May 28, 2010 |
HAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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May 28, 2010 |
HAHAHAHAHA! Now that is funny! I laughed all the way through this and knew you were going to have a ending that was totally innocent.....except the nurse..... |
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May 28, 2010 |
nice builds here! altough the "zoo" looks more like "200" to me! |
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