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Kelso's Wet Dream
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Itís not every day that you get to take a look inside the mind of one of MOCpages greats and see what he dreams about. Of course, you may not WANT to know. Thatís for you to decide. If you think youíre strong enough to brave the horrors that lie within, then proceedÖ you have been warned.



Mark: Lee, I canít believe weíre finally doing this.
Itís amazing! But I wasnít expecting it to be so wet.
Is that an ostrich? WowÖ
I think itíll fit right in here.
Lee, hold my pole while I help to ease it in.







Mark: A little to the left. Now a little to the right and let it slide in nice and easy. Itís almost like this was made just for it to fit in. Such a snug, tight fit.
Is she really your nurse? It was a good idea to invite her.
The three of us are going to have such a great time.
Iíve wanted to come here forever.







Mark: We should have done this a long time ago!
Finally, the anticipation was killing me! This is going to be the best day ever, and itís all thanks to you Lee.






**SHUDDERS** Wow...
Now, letís take a look inside Markís mind where we can actually SEE the depraved thoughts racing though there. Proceed with cautionÖ













Mark: Lee, I canít believe weíre finally doing this. Itís amazing! But I wasnít expecting it to be so wet.








Mark: Is that an ostrich? WowÖ








Mark: I think itíll fit right in here.








Mark: Lee, hold my pole while I help to ease it in.








Mark: A little to the left. Now a little to the right and let it slide in nice and easy. Itís almost like this was made just for it to fit in. Such a snug, tight fit.







Mark: Is she really your nurse? It was a good idea to invite her.







Mark: The three of us are going to have such a great time. Iíve wanted to come here forever.







Mark: We should have done this a long time ago!







Mark: Finally, the anticipation was killing me! This is going to be the best day ever, and itís all thanks to you Lee.


Fourth Wall Commentary: What, isnít that what you people thought it was going to be from the start? It was a wet dream because it was set on the river banks... WowÖ you guys are just plain sick.

I made this quick little build for the innuendoers group because hey, letís face itÖ this is what we do best in there! Itís funny actually, I was just asked earlier today what the standards for my MOCs were. My reply was something to the effect of ďStandards? What standards?Ē and this moc pretty much sums that up doesnít it? HAHAHA Hey Kescenovits donít worry, Iím SURE this is what heís going to be dreaming about at Brickworld while you guys are roomies. So no matter what you hear, donít worry, Iím sure itís TOTALLY innocentÖ

Till next time true believers!
~Chris.



Comments

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  May 14, 2011
WOOWOOWOOWWOOOOOW !!!!! You made me laught a lot !!! I was sure That Kelso was a "nice" guy...
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  May 12, 2011
HAHHHAAAAAHHH
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  May 12, 2011
Happy MOTD!
Chris Phipson
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Rtas 'Vadum
  May 11, 2011
Everybody loves double entendres!
Chris Phipson
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Commander Neyo Unit 8826/ Spartan U60 and the LOCFA
  May 11, 2011
.....Please...Continue
Chris Phipson
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A Dying Breed
  May 11, 2011
This woke me up... I saw this at 7:00 AM Eastern Time and started C***** my pants laughing... nice puns...
Chris Phipson
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CAPS LOCK PIE
  May 11, 2011
How did you do the lighting for the first few pics?
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  May 11, 2011
Sick, Twisted, and FUNNY!!!
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  May 11, 2011
hey good job on moc of the day..... hey a fighter jet just flew over our house. we live right next to a naval air base
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  May 11, 2011
he he! Nice one... I guess? Happy MOTD!
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  May 11, 2011
I don't whether to be disgusted or impressed... I guess I'm both. Nice build, Chris!
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  May 11, 2011
hahahaha lmao! great moc! gratz on moc of the day!
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  May 11, 2011
hehehe!
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  May 11, 2011
Haha! Funny MOTD.
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  May 11, 2011
I already expected this...or...didn't I? >:-)
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  May 11, 2011
nice intro, cool suspence, great exteriors, i think i got to know you too much, as i was nt fooled for a sec! lol! it was just a matter of how you would give the punch! lol! like a great batman episode, great work chris!
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  May 11, 2011
MOTD! This was a funny one!
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  May 11, 2011
I remember this, but it seems for some arcane reason I never commented. Congrats on MOTD :)
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  May 11, 2011
Actually, the sickest part is that you didn't make it sick, so you filled our minds with the images of horror. It's like those psychiatrists do pscyho-analisys on stories, I'm sure they would figure this one fast.
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  May 11, 2011
This is just wrong on SO many levels. And now we add MOC of the Day to the "wrong" list as well - congratulations! So, have you told your therapist?
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  May 11, 2011
uuurrggghhhh.....
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  November 7, 2010
Ok... How come Mark Kelso hasn't commented on this yet?
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  September 22, 2010
Quoting Sir Broccoli ... This is sick. I didn't even show on the filter.
No filter because there's nothing wrong with it. If you saw something "sick" that's because you interpreted it that way. And if you interpreted it like that... must mean that you already had those kinds thoughts in your head before you read this...
  September 22, 2010
This is sick. I didn't even show on the filter.
Chris Phipson
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Jared Waldron
  September 13, 2010
Can you explain the whole Moclympics for me? I don't understand it at all! thanks, Jared
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  August 29, 2010
Hahaha that was funny :) It got better when we saw what he was dreaming, but not by alot lol
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  July 16, 2010
Man, that sound so sick (As in disgusting) when you don't know what Kelso is seeing, you know the part where all you can see is him sleeping? That part is disturbing, though what he turns out to be dreaming about is hilarious.
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  July 14, 2010
Kinda' creepy yet a kick in my behind area. Simple yet amazing!
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  July 10, 2010
Wow,wow,wow nice one Chris
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  June 24, 2010
LMFAO!!!! Dude this is hilarious!
  June 9, 2010
and then he JIZZED, IN, HIS PANTS
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  June 7, 2010
lol this is soooo funny,i almost wet my self...great build. oh and by the way i have found some one who has posted a creation that in not his own...unfortuntely he is my best friend. i have sent him an email to let him know of the situation and and am waiting for a response...if you want to know the creation he copied it is here... http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/202507 he copied it from here http://sw.deckdesigns.de/minis/nu-attack-shuttle/nu-attack-shuttle.htm please dont delete his acount, or let him know i dobed him in unless necesary...thx
Chris Phipson
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Pony Lord7
  June 5, 2010
Hmm... So this is what Kelso dreams about at least he is done dreaming about halo.
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  June 5, 2010
teheheheheeheh that's funny.....But why would he want to bring the nurse to the zoo?????
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  June 5, 2010
ROFLMAO :D
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  June 5, 2010
Ha ha ha :)
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  June 4, 2010
sounded wrong till we got to know happened. it had so much spense dang, lol
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  June 4, 2010
A little creepy, and I can't actually believe Kelso himself hasn't reviewed this. Still... uh *shivers*
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  June 4, 2010
nice man, u totaly got me, i was expecting to see like white bricks as u knw wat on liek the walls or sumthing but this totally got me by ssuuprise, lol
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  June 4, 2010
OK, I might've said that the Ostrich thing was going to far, but I think I'll forget it. ~Ryan
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  June 3, 2010
At first glance, I wasn't sure where this MOC was going. The first pic instantly painted a red light district vibe. If Kelso only gets a wet dream in the street, there's gotta be something wrong. So on to reading ... and I was more mistaken. The only saving grace is having a zoo instead of one animal (oh wait, there's only one animal in that zoo). And there's gotta be an inside joke with the nurse's syringe and the Good Doctor's bulging pecs ... and what's up with blonde paying off a couple of kids? You did not have a cougar?
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  June 3, 2010
It must have been my dirty mind, becuise I didn't see this coming. Funny stuff.
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  June 3, 2010
You forgot to mention how hard it was... to row. I live in the Philly area so you can't blame me.
Chris Phipson
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Thoy Bradley
  June 2, 2010
LOL - This is hilarious!!! Though its also funny reading the comments and seeing how many peeps admit to being full of sick thoughts. Deffinately one not for the family - and then again, for the family. You being the author - at first I was very suspicious, but had to get confirmation to ease my mind. Nicely presented!
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  June 1, 2010
The first intro pic earns it's place, but the subsequent bed shots are redundant redundant. Those frogs really make the dio hop...Attack!
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  June 1, 2010
The first intro pic earns it's place, but the subsequent bed shots are redundant redundant. Those frogs really make the dio hop...Attack!
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  June 1, 2010
Ummm... Supreme Overlord Commander(that is a mouthful)? Sir am I mistaken or did you make a totally appropriate moc... that had Captain Lee Jones?? Are you okay??(If I'm not yet allowed to say stuff like this then sorry I understand it's pretty rude to do so wid out your being okay with it)
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  May 31, 2010
heheh...funny.
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  May 30, 2010
ha ha this is great, it sounds a bit dodgy at first but fits in with the whole canoing trip :) 5 stars
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  May 30, 2010
LOL! xD
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  May 29, 2010
I'd only expect this from a pure genius at humor (amongst other strange things too). Fantastic work on both the story and builds, Chris.
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  May 29, 2010
Niiiiice. Too funny man. Lee.
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  May 29, 2010
Sneaky Chris. Does it make me a bad, bad person that I was hoping for something else?
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  May 29, 2010
Quoting Dragonax Lord of all things black and creepy WHAT THE- HOW DID YOU GET THOSE NEW MINIFIGS!? THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO COME OUT UNTILE JUNE!!!
Quoting Ethan mason he got the minifigs from www.AmazingArmory.com i think or he lives in Switzerland either one
They're out in stores now. I got mine at my local Lego store (Chicago area... not Switzerland).
  May 29, 2010
he got the minifigs from www.AmazingArmory.com i think or he lives in Switzerland either one
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  May 29, 2010
A zoo on a riverbank? That could make some bank, especially from the fishing, boating, AFOL crowd.
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  May 29, 2010
He he he, Genius. :P
Chris Phipson
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Brendan Dore
  May 28, 2010
Oh God, I was thinking of something else...
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  May 28, 2010
12 hrs tops until this whole page gets phipsonat....ohhh.
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  May 28, 2010
for the whole moc: THATS WHAT HE SAID!!!
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  May 28, 2010
HAHAHAHAHA, I just can't stop laughing. I was wondering what I would find here when I saw Kelso in the boat. I just couldn't stop from there. Hilarious build, nice job too. ~Waff
  May 28, 2010
lol
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  May 28, 2010
Hahaha! You really are sick and twisted!
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  May 28, 2010
Wow! That was definitely not what I expected when I was reading the blank text. Ok well maybe it was. After all, who doesn't love the zoo =P
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  May 28, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! I think I just peed a little. Definately full of in-yer-end-os! Can't go wrong with a little wetness.
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  May 28, 2010
O.M.G. Genius dude, I feel like I have been on these pages over a year now, but only just recently, truly joined in...Hillarious.
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  May 28, 2010
*golf clap* Bravo, my friend, a lovely bit of writing. You never had me fooled, but it was great to imagine what you REALLY wanted to build. I'm pretty sure Lee would have the wrestling mask on...~H
  May 28, 2010
Hahaha great job Mr Phipson. =D
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  May 28, 2010
Got pretty kinky there with the ostrich and the nurse... dang! Good laugh, though, thanks.
  May 28, 2010
You are sick-minded. I know what that dream was about. You just tried to replace it with cool stuff. Sicko.
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  May 28, 2010
Dreamy
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  May 28, 2010
I'm glad this didn't turn out how I thought it to turn out.
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  May 28, 2010
Seems like you are fishing for something here Chris
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  May 28, 2010
I never knew Mark liked fishing.
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  May 28, 2010
I was going to say this sais more about you than about kelso untill I got to the 4th pic, brilliant, but I still think making us think those thoughts does not make us sickier (is that a word ?) than you :p greetz
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  May 28, 2010
Oh that's so sweet, Kelso has such sweet dreams. I'm digging Lee in his singlet. Of course I knew it was going to turn out innocent, but then I remembered who's moc it was and I must admit for a moment there I did start to wonder... some of the comments you leave on my mocs boy I'm about ready to report you! but then I also remembered you're a mod. You would never blatantly abuse the system like that...
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  May 28, 2010
Although I hardly ever use the expression, this one deserves it. LOL! -Drew
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  May 28, 2010
Sweet and charming yet twisted and depraved all at the same time! How do you do it? Thank goodness that I'm an old enough fart to apprecriate all the subtle context this one belies. Gee, now I want to go to the zoo and see with animals too!
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  May 28, 2010
I knew there would be something more to the words, but you did better than I expected.
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  May 28, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Disturbing, yet fall-out-of-chair funny. Great job.
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  May 28, 2010
wow, I did not see this comming.
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  May 28, 2010
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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  May 28, 2010
HAHAHAHAHA! Now that is funny! I laughed all the way through this and knew you were going to have a ending that was totally innocent.....except the nurse.....
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  May 28, 2010
nice builds here! altough the "zoo" looks more like "200" to me!
 
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