Mister Bones is getting overworked. He is CEO of Dem Bones, an actor at the studio, and now he has to also oversee the new Dem Bones Blog! Bones needs some help; time to dig up some more family members….literally.
About this creation
Mister Bones: “OH, my head….first all these series, then the new groups and now the Dem Bones Blog. I don’t have enough time to do everything!”
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Mister Bones: “Come in.”
Lydia Bones: “Hi Uncle, hey, what’s wrong?”
Mister Bones: “Well, I'm out of coffee for one thing. Oh, we need some more help around here Lydia. I am getting too busy with acting, the blog and being the CEO; you are tied up doing casting and wardrobe; SigBooner is already overworked doing the writing and producing while also being the chef; and Spooky Bones is busy directing and doing the lighting.”
Lydia Bones: “Maybe we should hire someone?”
Mister Bones: “We are already over budget as it is with all these actors we have. No, we need to find someone cheap who can act as the CAO (Chief Accounting Officer) to take over the budget from me.”
Lydia Bones: “Well, Spooky and I work for free, mainly since you are too cheap to pay us, how about another family member?”
Mister Bones: “That’s brilliant! Grandpa Bones used to be an accountant for the Mafi, um….for some businessmen. Let’s go to graveyard and wake him up!”
Lydia Bones: “But it is nighttime! How will you know where to even look? He has been dead for 80 years!”
Mister Bones: “Don’t worry, I’ll know, come on!”
Mister Bones: “See, not too hard to see which tomb is his.”
Lydia Bones: “It is through all this rain. Holy crap! That is one ostentatious tomb!”
Mister Bones: “Yeah, Gramps always was a show off. Why did you bring a shovel? It is a tomb.”
Lydia Bones: “Because you did not tell me it was a tomb you moron!”
Mister Bones: “That is no way to talk to your Uncle Lydia, but I forgive you because you are a girl, and girls have these odd things called…..expectations. Once you learn to lower your expectations, you will be happier.”
Lydia Bones: “After all this time with you, Uncle, those expectations are diminishing rapidly. I wish this rain would stop, no one will be able to see the MOC through all this.”
Mister Bones: “That is a good point, hopefully it will stop by the next picture.”
Lydia Bones: "What makes you think it will stop in the next picture?"
Mister Bones: "I read the script before we left."
Mister Bones: “Ah, it stopped, good timing. OK, let me get the door open here.”
Lydia Bones: “No lock? Anyone could get in there.”
Mister Bones: “It is a tomb covered in skulls and fire, who would want to open it?”
Lydia Bones: “Us apparently. Um, why is nothing wet after all that rain?”
Mister Bones: “All right, let me drag the casket out here where I can get it open. We need to hurry, the sun is rising and people get all freaked out when I rob graves and tombs.”
Lydia Bones: “You’ve done this before? Hey, why is there a mummy engraved on it?”
Mister Bones: “Sshhh! I was hoping no one would notice that since it is black!”
Lydia Bones: “Oh, sorry. Ignore the mummy engraving folks!”
Mister Bones: "Lydia, stop talking to the fourth wall and hold the torch higher."
Mister Bones: “Ok, ah, there he is, and just in time, the sun is up. Grandpa! Grandpa, wake up, I need some help!”
Lydia Bones: “Um, Uncle, he’s dead.”
Mister Bones: “So are we, the undead can wake up other undead.”
Lydia Bones: “This is so weird, maybe I should go work at VYB Studios.”
Mister Bones: “Grandpa? How are you? It’s me, Mister Bones.”
Grandpa Bones: “Mister Bones? What are you waking me up for Bones? I was dreaming about that little Mexican skeleton I met down in Guadalajara.”
Mister Bones: “I need your help at the studios Grandpa, we are getting overworked and the budget is suffering. Will you come work for me at Dem Bones as the CAO?”
Grandpa Bones: “Screwed up the money again, eh? Well, all right, I’ll do it.”
Lydia Bones: "wow, this graveyard looks like crap in daylight. Anyone ever do any gardening in here?"
Mister Bones: "Now I see why I put you in casting and wardrobe, you are worse than VYB Builder."
Mister Bones: “Thanks Grandpa! I’ll just put the casket back in the tomb.”
Grandpa Bones: “Hello Lydia, he roped you into working there too huh?”
Lydia Bones: “Hello Grandpa, yes he did, and Spooky.”
Grandpa Bones: “Well, Spooky never was that bright!”
Lydia Bones: “HAHA, that is true.”
Mister Bones: “Can we just go?”
Mister Bones: “Grandpa, you will be the CAO at Dem Bones, I spoke with the President and he agrees, we will get you an office as soon as the lazy assed president builds one.”
Grandpa Bones: “OK, I also want a bedroom and some ladies.”
Lydia Bones: “Ladies? Grandpa, you are so….old.”
Grandpa Bones: “Never too old for ladies Lydia!”
Mister Bones: “HAHAHAHA, good old Grandpa, you never change!”
Lydia Bones: “Oh Lord, this will not end well.”
Dem Notes: Well there you have it folks! The latest member of the Dem Bones staff, Grandpa Bones! Oh, hilarity will no doubt ensue!!! Yes, some of you may have noticed that Mister Bones re-designed his office, making it bigger, afterall, he has so much work to do. Below are a few extra shots of the tomb because I like the tomb, may build one in real life to bury me in.
Hmmm, that is a big asse...um, rather large tomb!
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March 6, 2011 |
Glad Grandpa got up in time! Filled with great details!
And good photo effects!
Stop by and see my stuff once more I am putting backdrops and making my pics large! I do listen to you guys! |
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August 20, 2010 |
Go big, or go home. Lee. |
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June 11, 2010 |
Quoting Jet Commander Swift CC-1298
How much longer until the next installment of History 101? Also, you are again in one of my MOCs, which is MUCH better than the first ~Swift
No idea when Hist 101 will be out. A lot to do on that one as it is middle ages. I have 3 MOCs ready to post, I am just too preoccupied with other events (World Cup, NBA Finals, Work) to edit the photos. |
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How much longer until the next installment of History 101? Also, you are again in one of my MOCs, which is MUCH better than the first ~Swift |
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June 10, 2010 |
Man grandpa bones is hilarious!! |
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June 10, 2010 |
? LOL |
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June 10, 2010 |
Quoting Jango Fett
Nice I like it! :)
Gracias Jango. |
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June 10, 2010 |
Nice I like it! :) |
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June 3, 2010 |
Quoting Hansi Ostentatious? Somebodies using their word of the day calendar! Keep using big words like that and Shifu Leo will be all sorts of confused.
Lets me reminds you Mistur Dandruff that my grammartization is kwight gooder than mostest. My spokening dollar is something 2 B hold. XP |
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June 2, 2010 |
Thanks for all the nice comments everyone! You all are making Grandpa feel right at home! |
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June 2, 2010 |
I love it! You should have a family reunion bring them all back from the dead. |
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June 1, 2010 |
Love the office interior. How many crazy characters will you bring,next? |
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June 1, 2010 |
Hahaha! |
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June 1, 2010 |
Quoting Centru Vadamee
Mister Bones: “That is no way to talk to your Uncle Lydia, but I forgive you because you are a girl, and girls have these odd things called…..expectations. Once you learn to lower your expectations, you will be happier.”
That was a nicely worked in Chowder Reference. Sweet MOC, Can't wait to see where this leads.
Very good! That is stolen from Chowder! Thanks |
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May 30, 2010 |
LOWERED EXPECTATIONS! Reminds me of the SNL thing from a few years back. Very funny, but why do all these people want to work for you for free? I mean family is family, but... |
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May 30, 2010 |
This has all the perfect ingredients: an extremely hilarious story, with lots of humour plus a great, well edited MOC (or a few good MOCs, in this case). So, less than 5/5 would be unfair. Can't wait to see where this leads to... |
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May 28, 2010 |
From the thumbnail the towers flames looked like two eyes and a mouth |
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May 28, 2010 |
Mister Bones: “That is no way to talk to your Uncle Lydia, but I forgive you because you are a girl, and girls have these odd things called…..expectations. Once you learn to lower your expectations, you will be happier.”
That was a nicely worked in Chowder Reference. Sweet MOC, Can't wait to see where this leads. |
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May 28, 2010 |
Hahaha. Love the building and the effects. Very funny. -Drew |
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May 28, 2010 |
nice job, i like the library! |
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May 28, 2010 |
Quoting VYB Builder
Lydia is cool! Grandpa seems silly.
Thanks kid, I knew you would like Lydia, you created her! |
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May 28, 2010 |
Lydia is cool! Grandpa seems silly. |
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May 28, 2010 |
Thanks everyone, yes old Gramps will have some oh so typical humor. I thought him up one evening driving home from work as I passed an elderly gent going 50 MPH....in the fast lane! |
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May 27, 2010 |
Well as a Gothic Horror fan, misfits fan etc. - I have to admit I am quite a fan of this stuff, so darn cool... |
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May 27, 2010 |
Hahaha, you should of put Chris Phimson in that job, or better yet secerity, Make sure He saves you the Doughnuts.
Sorry Chris, you did killed the Lamb jokes.
-Matt Shack |
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May 27, 2010 |
I gotta say, I'm really looking forward to all the "Back in my day" and "pull my finger" jokes that are no doubt going to be a staple of this character. Nice work! ~ Chris. |
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May 27, 2010 |
I read the title and humor ensued. Excellent work here Bones, love the dialog and the sets. I'll join your staff any day! Yes for free.... |
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May 27, 2010 |
Quoting Cody G
If you get buried in a tomb like that, make sure I'm invited to your funeral.
That Sir, would be a party! Actually, when I die, I am planning on having my skeleton preserved, then add a wig that looks like Bones' and a suit and I will become MISTER BONES! HAHAHA, I'm sick. |
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May 27, 2010 |
Quoting Hans Dendauw
Ostentatious? Somebodies using their word of the day calendar! Keep using big words like that and Shifu Leo will be all sorts of confused. Can't wait to see the old fart waving his femur at the kids, 'You get off my lawn!'~H
Prithee good Sir, we are nothing if not eloquent. We are desirous of sharing our expansive verbiage of the King’s English to one and all! |
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May 27, 2010 |
If you get buried in a tomb like that, make sure I'm invited to your funeral. |
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May 27, 2010 |
Ostentatious? Somebodies using their word of the day calendar! Keep using big words like that and Shifu Leo will be all sorts of confused. Can't wait to see the old fart waving his femur at the kids, 'You get off my lawn!'~H |
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The Last Warrior (Kylo Malcovich) May 26, 2010 |
When I read the title, I thought YOU became a grandpa. (long ways for that one) This is funny. Mmmm.... Cousin Sneezel Bones? A very strange fellow he would be. Love the UV yet again. |
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May 26, 2010 |
Nice shack grampa cools his heels in. Hope enjoys his new life and the ladies. I bet Mr. Bones could use an even bigger office. There's hard any room to swing a dead cat in there. see ya. garth |
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May 26, 2010 |
Grandpa must've been having a good dream. Well, I guess that sucks when that happens. ~Ryan |
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May 26, 2010 |
Too funny! And the dirty old man, is that Phipson? |
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May 26, 2010 |
Excellent job Bones. Looking forward to seeing if Grandpa Bones can pick up Leda Kat. She's a feisty one. :P |
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May 26, 2010 |
Awesome1 My Moc with you in it is up! Check it out! |
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May 26, 2010 |
Now dig up Grandma. Somebody's gotta pester the old geezer!
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May 26, 2010 |
Hmm, I need to go get some different hair pieces. I need white hair, Bones hair in dark brown (I currently borrow from my little brother), and the agents female hair piece. Alas for my wallet, minifigs come first! |
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May 26, 2010 |
"Never too old for ladies Lydia!" Grandpa's an insta-hit! :P |
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May 26, 2010 |
Quoting Lt. John Harland
Colonel Bones, sir it that rain or snow?
Well, since in the commentary they say "rain" and the Photoshop effect was called "rain", I am going to say it is rain. Photoshop does have a snow effect, but it blanked the picture out so bad you could not see anything. The rain effect worked a lot better on my "Love You to Death" moc. |
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May 26, 2010 |
Colonel Bones, sir it that rain or snow? |
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Oops, typo... 6o'clock in the morning... but true, it will prob take me that long to save!!! |
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May 26, 2010 |
Quoting Leda Kat
Ah green frames. Wicked. Cool, I will be able to see it 3011!
3011? Wow, you will be one old bit.....um, see you then |
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May 26, 2010 |
Ah green frames. Wicked. Cool, I will be able to see it 3011! |
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May 26, 2010 |
Oh my, Bones resurrected the D.O.M. ... |
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May 26, 2010 |
"I read the script before we left" Brilliant :p great job |
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May 26, 2010 |
Quoting Leda Kat
Grandpa is so cute! With his hair and beard and walking stick. Made me laugh. I did notice the redesigned office, I noticed the windows were moved along and there were new ones. Are they green?! They are cool! Or is it just a trick of light? I want green windows! Nice work on the mighty tomb, very expertly built.
Thanks Leda. The windows are from one of the old train sets, they have green frames and blue tint. This office will be part of the modular build for Bones House, which I hope to take to BW 2011 when it is all done. |
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May 26, 2010 |
Grandpa is so cute! With his hair and beard and walking stick. Made me laugh. I did notice the redesigned office, I noticed the windows were moved along and there were new ones. Are they green?! They are cool! Or is it just a trick of light? I want green windows! Nice work on the mighty tomb, very expertly built. |
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May 26, 2010 |
Quoting Waffles .
Haha, nice moc here. The rain sorta looked like carpet though, although see through carpet is strange and very rare. ;) ~Waff
HAHAHA! Yes, the rain effect in Photoshop does not work too well with UV light. |
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May 26, 2010 |
Quoting Matthew Novosad
Thanks Bones. I didn't know you liked Bond! My favorite is Connery (and Brosnan) too, can't beat Connery's accent. I actually do a very good impression! My favorite movies are Goldeneye, and You Only Live Twice.
I like Connery and Moore, although some of Moore's films are a tad silly. You Only Live Twice, Goldfinger and Spy Who Loved me are great, as is For Your Eyes Only. |
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Thanks Bones. I didn't know you liked Bond! My favorite is Connery (and Brosnan) too, can't beat Connery's accent. I actually do a very good impression! My favorite movies are Goldeneye, and You Only Live Twice. |
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May 26, 2010 |
Haha, nice moc here. The rain sorta looked like carpet though, although see through carpet is strange and very rare. ;) ~Waff |
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May 26, 2010 |
Quoting Matthew Novosad
HAHAHAHAHA! Good one bones! Can't wait to see how Bones will use him! Dem Bones is really growing! P.S. Sorry about not entering a creation in the contest. I have been very busy switching rooms with my brother and have not been able to build, and I do not have a spot to build. I was really hoping to enter. - Matt.
No worries Matt, we will have another contest in the Summer, probably July. |
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May 26, 2010 |
HAHAHAHAHA! Good one bones! Can't wait to see how Bones will use him! Dem Bones is really growing! P.S. Sorry about not entering a creation in the contest. I have been very busy switching rooms with my brother and have not been able to build, and I do not have a spot to build. I was really hoping to enter. - Matt. |
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May 26, 2010 |
Sorry, mate I just had to. Anyway, now on with my usual pretentious review. Excellent work here, chap. I dare say there are few things funnier than a senile old skeleton. |
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May 26, 2010 |
WOOT !! I hav teh frst post!! Awsum moc mR Bonz plaz rate all ofmy hAlo MocS plz thax |
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