In which two friends, Rick and Bob, are sharing an expensive meal at a fancy restaurant, as well as some deep, dark secrets. Can they handle the revelations?
About this creation
My entry for Shannon Young's Mob Rules contest. My category: That's Just Not Right.
Bob: This is so nice. I canít wait to eat. When were we here last?
Rick: I think a month ago. That reminds me. You know how last time your bratwurst tasted crunchy and had fuzz on it, and you complained?
Bob: Yeah. The police came when I threatened that waiter.
Rick: Well, Iíve been meaning to tell you. When team Mexico scored a goal on my ePhone, my celebration knocked your weiner on the ground.
Bob: No problem. I met some nice people at County. Hey, that reminds me. You know how youíve been saying it seems like your dog forgot everything youíve taught him?
Bob: Well, I ran Chief over last week. I found him a replacement on Craigslist.
Rick: Very clever of you. While we're in the sharing mood, you know how youíve had less energy this past year?
Bob: Iím listening...
Rick: Well, after your tragic unicycle accident last year, when you were in a coma, I snuck you out of the hospital. I sort of sold most of your organs on the black market.
Bob: No worries. Tell the guys who stitched me back up they did a great job. I hardly even noticed the scars. Hey, you know how you canít remember any Tuesday night for the last five years?
Rick: Yeah. Weird, huh?
Bob: Five years ago, I auctioned off your body on eBay. After heavy bidding, I sold you to alien scientists. Theyíve been experimenting on you once a week.
Rick: And you never let me in on the cut! Tell those aliens to keep the Mariah Carey dreams coming. Iím loving performing with her in concert. Well, it looks like our drinks are here. You know how you asked me to order you a cheeseburger while you were in the restroom?
Rick: Iím sorry I didnít tell you before. They were out of cheese, so I just ordered you a veggieburger instead. Theyíre supposed to be delicious.
Bob: What!!! A VEGGIEBURGER! Dude! Thatís just not right!
1) Shannon really does rock. This contest is great.
2) Why is it I have such trouble posting how-to shots or behind-the-scenes stuff? Oh, yeah. Getting in photo sessions is hard enough without making extra work.
3) That reminds me: Honey, there's something I've been meaning to tell you. You know how I'm so smart and so cool? I'd like you to know that I'm really in a secret society of intelligensia. We run America, Europe, and all the world. Except Greece. We had nothing to do with that.
4) Thanks, my dearest, for taking these pictures. You rock, as much as Shannon, or possibly a bit more.
awesome, wes-- as always. but just like the time i snuck veggie tacos to you and the fam, i will sneak a veggie burger to you guys and you will find them DELICIOUS!!!! =)
other than that... how do you come up with such creative story lines???
I can certainly agree with Bones down there, this is hilarious! Excellent work on the plants in the background. I especially like the work with the Forestman hats in the pot. It makes a great eye catcher. Cheers to you!
HAHA, now that is funny! Love the piece useage on the various plants.
I like it
Dave and John Xandegar
May 23, 2010
OH NO! Not Wes too! We'll told you what we told Joshua..."watch out for these MOB RULES Guys, they'll ruin 'ya!" Some great work here, Friend (although it could have been even MORE graphic if you used a "red" snake...we can mail you a couple for future reference, just in case). Cracked Wall Commentary: We're really enjoying the concept of Shannon building terrific Moonbases and basking in the attention while he's got the rest of you building Vigs on cannibalism and the like (Dave needs more coffee, he seems pretty cranky!!)!
Hahaha, fear not, my ignorant friend, you are not alone. It is an emoticon, the 'x' signifies the eyes (think 'squinty') and the 'D' is the mouth. These durn kids and their new fangled code...why, in my day, we used to have two cans and a string and our bikes had baseball cards in the spokes to make it sound like a motorcycle. Oh yeah, the MOC! Great stuff, funny and well built. Veggie burgers are great, if you don't like moisture and flavor.~H