As the founder of the Dem Bones Motorcycle Gang (recently changed without my express evil permission to the School of Hard Knocks), I find it in the interests of propriety to create my own ride. Although I do not claim to be a member of that supposedly notorious gang of layabouts, I'm not going to let them ride off into the sunset without me! (I'd not let them go to Brickworld without me either, but I can't make it. Perhaps next year...)
The fiendish emblem of all things spooky, none of the others saw fit to include the very thing that gave them their original name: Mister Bones's head! Or just some random skull, in any case. However, this ubiquitous mascot of death and motorcyclegangness is prominently featured on my personal chopper. (Update: Heath just posted his bike, which also displays a skull.)
This ride is completely unarmed, since I usually have other people kill off my enemies. However, the spiky wheels, in addition to being an effective attitude statement, are perfect for running over hapless civilians should I feel the need to de-stress.
Some day this will need a name. Something catchy, like "The Ffejmobile" should do it. My ego is never so big that it can't stand to be inflated further.
The small afterburner in the back provides bursts of extra speed, enabling me to hit potholes at upwards of 200mph, ensuring maximum likelihood of injury and adrenaline overdose. Maybe I should get a license... Nah!
Nothing to see here. No, really, there's nothing to see here except my typical genius. It's not like you don't see it every time I build something! Some people are always looking for opportunities to praise me- when will it end?
Always wear a helmet, kids. After all, you don't own several world class hospitals that specialize in full-body reconstructive surgery and induced resurrection. I, on the other hand, do.
A much wiser man than myself once wrote: "Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary."
Mister Bones must've hit a migrating swarm right before his last few History 101 episodes.
A possum's-eye view.
In case you're wondering how the handlebars are attached, they're held on by friction and nothing else. Did I also mention that the bike's balanced on those scrawny wheels? Inability to balance a Lego motorcycle that breaks up every time it falls over will also double your vocabulary.
A glance at the underside. Nothing special about it. I can't think of anything clever to say here either, so I'll just spout some big words. Works for Young. "The retrospective impetus of the main connective portion of the undercarriage is intensified by the relevance of the according usage of the selected elements."
The somewhat complicated design here represents half an hour of randomly fitting pieces together around the wheel. I'm no Michael Jasper, but I'm fairly satisfied with the outcome.
And another pointless shot to make sure you've gotten your fill of me and my little bike that didn't merit a dozen pictures but got them anyway. If MOCpages is running slow today, you can thank me once your comment goes through after a few hours of sitting there.
Quoting Mister Bones
Welcome to the gang! (Which you created)
Umm, no rites of passage? Because I, er, object to tests of my, um, valor, since my exploits really, ah, apeak for themselves. I mean, of course not! I created the gang didn't I? You little people had better be grateful I let you in! HaHA!!!
OH! I missed this, brilliant! Love the design, very original, unlike mine. I, however, did not need to include a skull as Mister Bones IS A SKULL! I do have some skull emblems on my bikes though....Welcome to the gang! (Which you created)
Yeah, I've been through that initiation Hans is referring to... alls I can say is come prepared, find something to bite down on... As for the bike, SWEET!!!! I was going to use a skull on mine but then I figured a cat was more my style and Chris so loves his kitty jokes that I couldn't resist.
Um, yeah, I don't know if you've been told, but there IS an initiation process. It may or may not involve Heath, a bottle of Captain Morgan's and one of Bonesi's femurs...Just remember to relax and get your feet set. Nice ride.~H