Kelso: I’d like to thank you all for coming here to pay your respects today.
Kelso: Dolly has been a big part of my life for the past year…
Kelso: …But now it’s time for us to say goodbye.
Kelso: We will remember her always for the love and joy she shared with us.
Kelso: Rest in peace Dolly. Know that we will always remember you and think of you fondly.
Phipson: She was a real ba-a-a-a-a-d girl wasn’t she?
Kelso: Shut it Chris! This was all your doing anyway.
Fourth Wall Commentary: Ladies and gentlemen (and Lee) of MOCpages. A little over a year ago I started a little joke about Mark and a sheep. It’s had a good run and been lots of fun, but now it’s time to move on. I am respectfully requesting that we drop the sheep jokes and find something new. Trust me, it won’t be hard to find. I think this joke has run its course. I started it so I thought it was my job to end it. Thanks everyone. Now… what depravity can we come up with next? I’m open to suggestions…
Bloody missed this, hope you posted this AFTER my Leda Time MOC since I have Kelso spooning with a sheep in that one. OK, adios to the sheep. Kelso, I think in honor of your putting up with this joke for a year, when I get that cheerleader fig, she is all yours buddy! Nice tomb Chris.
I'm with Hans, the lemon-crusted rack sounds mouth watering. Or perhaps some tapenade-stuffed tournades, maybe some nice lamb chops with the kidneys left on for a lancashire hot pot, mmmmmh mint sauce. You really missed a final shot here Chris - How do you cremate a sheep? About 220 degrees C for a couple of hours ought to do it. So, if we are suggesting a new joke basis for our respected mod, how about we leave the animals behind and go for 'innapropriate celebrity crush manifests itself in stalking' - always one of my favourites.
If I'm not mistaken there's a clown minifig coming out...oh the humanity.
I like it
May 15, 2010
:'( I am so sorry for the loss.
I like it
May 15, 2010
Love it. Could this be the new joke? Maybe me and you could do this as a series? (I'm aalready planning on, but maybe you'd like to join in?) My email is firstname.lastname@example.org if you have questions or whatever.
I swear I just heard Mark yelling 'You can have Dolly when you pry her from my cold, dead fingers!', but I could be wrong. I'm thinking lemon crusted lamb rack with a demi-port reduction would make for a fine celebration meal. As for the next joke, unless there's a blow-up doll mini figure coming out soon, I got nothing. Wait, he's in Indiana, right? Chock full of web footed cousin humpers.~H
Lol this is hilarious, though I havn't witnessed any of the jokes myself, the minifig face you used for Kelso was enough to get me laughing - it was so accurate haha! BTW for any Americans who arn't aware, sheep jokes are a down under original. Though I do hope there are some more Kiwis or Aussies on MOCpages... ~Thoy
I think I need to start folowing some of these threads! Like Moodswim says, Cylon jokes might be a laugh, though I'm not sure how to make a joke on that score, but I'm sure you guys do! What do you get when you cross a sheep with a Cylon? ANSWER - I'll leave that to you guys...
You know, Kelso can just take some of Dolly's DNA and go get her cloned...It's been done before. That way we can start a whole new year of jokes. Heck...he could clone a whole flock and get Dennis Price to chase them around so he can actually make good use of some of his free time.
Finally, an end to the sheep. However, I shouldn't worry about coming up with something else , it won't be long before he gives us something else to go on! Of course we won't bring up his dual identity as a Baptist Minister.