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Hellfire Assault Mech (HAM)
Entry for the 2010 Mech Contest in the Classic Mech category.
About this creation

Warning: This MOC contains make-believe mech ordnance and capabilities. May be suggestive to some.


The Hellfire Assault Mech is an experimental fighting machine from Space Homeys Interstellar Technologies™.





Front View





Side View





Back View





Top View



Affectionately nicknamed the HAM, this mech is designed to scare enemies even just at the sight of its firepower. If that is not enough to frighten the enemies and convince them to retreat, every ordnance is deployed for maximum destruction.

Weaponry:
* 6 Schlange Missiles (short-to-medium range)
* 2 Quad Autocannons
* 1 Minigun
* 1 Pijevac Cruise Missile (long range and/or for deep penetration)





The heat-seeking Schlange Missiles are deployed initially to set up the HAM's assault. Each missile has the equivalent yield of one Little Boy atomic bomb.





If the missiles do not do their job, the mech surges on. Quad Autocannons flank both sides of the HAM, capable of firing a total of 6900 rounds per minute per Quad Autocannon.





As if the Quad Autocannons are not enough, a Minigun is mounted up front for an all-out carnage!





Finally, the Pijevac Cruise Missile is designed to sneak behind the enemy lines to give it the final blow. The destructive power has the equivalent yield of three Fat Man atomic bombs. It's has the accuracy of hitting a target with a diameter of less than one centimeter. Needless to say, it's a big one. That's one red hot warhead. A big bang would be an understatement.





If the enemy tries to sneak from behind, it better not try to get too close because of …





…. Flatus Ignition! Burn, baby, burn!





You might say the legs are skinny. Of course, they are! It's a chicken walker-type mech after all. It got chicken legs, yo!










Who dat pilotin' da HAM?





A fighting mech like this requires advanced skills and handling to operate and maneuver. The HAM's first fully-trained, qualified pilot is Ace Commander Kitty Overham. Meooowwwrrr!





Simple interior layout. Ace Commander Kitty Overham only needs the target locator screen, the buttons to fire the missiles and guns, and a couple of joysticks to maneuver the HAM. Ahaha … joysticks … haha … ha … moving on.





If the -WAR-head of the cruise missile is replaced with Mr. Bones, does it become a -BONE-head? ... Nevermind ...





The HAM in its full glory! Want a piece of this?




Comments

 I like it 
  December 4, 2013
I have never liked Ham more in my life! Mmm, Ham.
 I like it 
  December 4, 2013
This is my favourite one of your mechs.
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  August 25, 2013
Nice rockets and anti personnel weapons!
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  March 29, 2013
Cool mech, bad pun. nice work on the cockpit and weapons and legs. :)
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  January 3, 2013
HA! how in the name of Gandalf did you fit all those weapons on there. fantastic work.
  July 15, 2012
It's really cool, especially because all the weapons fit without it looking bulky. Besides that, nice parts usage and cool design!
  May 9, 2012
I'd say Bring it on!! against my Armageddon Mech... but im not so sure i can snipe this thing with a rail gun and live to tell about it --good job!!!-- btw i like the mars mission suit ;)
Master Shifu Leo J
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Chris Melby
  March 6, 2012
Its a cool build, but I am having a hard time getting behind the painted bricks. I guess if they are primed and painted individually with flat ABS paint it could work, but I'm still iffy on it. Cool robot though, 5/5 Chris
 I like it 
  March 6, 2012
looks great! congrats on MOTD!
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  March 6, 2012
I like it especially all the details! Also i like the way you attached the missile thing on the bottom.
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  March 6, 2012
Congrats Shifu!
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  March 6, 2012
I realise I've been unfair with this mecha, dear Master Shifu! You now got my 5! Happy MOTD! Regards - Jay : )
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  March 6, 2012
Hellfire, to me at least, seems more like a helicopter name, not as much a Mech. However, if it could transform into a helicopter, then the name would be well deserved. Just my thoughts. ~Mr.X~
 I like it 
  March 6, 2012
Congrats, Dude!
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  March 6, 2012
Thats cool!Well deserved MOTD!Great job!!:-))
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  March 6, 2012
That... uhh missile is in an awkward place... It's a very manly mech ;)
 I like it 
  March 6, 2012
Congrats on MOTD! very well deserved.
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  March 6, 2012
Congrats on a well deserved MOTD! Oh, reminds me to finish my current mech-like creation. Lazy me.
 I like it 
  March 6, 2012
Hmmmm Ham...
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  March 6, 2012
Who got MOTD? You did! You did! Well deserved!
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  March 6, 2012
Congratulations on MOTD! Too bad it's when the like counter's down though. Awesome and hilarious work!
 I like it 
  March 6, 2012
He he, I recognize this one... Congratulations!
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  March 6, 2012
Red rocket just took on a whole new meaning.
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  March 6, 2012
Hey hey! This is MotD, this is a good omen for team Ninjiant in the Mocatalon!!
 I like it 
  February 22, 2012
Such a classic piece of hardware here, Chief! Just a reminder before the Mocathong gets started, new episode!
 I like it 
  January 26, 2012
I like this one quite a bit. I don't think the legs are too skinny, but rather the joints themselves. Love the stompy feet, but you knew that already from my designs that you've looked at. Keep up the good work!!
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  January 22, 2012
Whoa! Friggin awesome! This is my weak spot, i cant create any mechanical looking things, but your just awesome at it! Saw your other creations as well, your definitely a top level creator :)
 I like it 
  November 9, 2011
I've just seen I've under rated it! 5! And thanks for taking time to have looked at my stuff! =)
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  October 10, 2011
Wow this is very Impressive!
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  August 18, 2011
Nice job on this!
 I like it 
  July 24, 2011
Very nice Mech, Sir! And thanks for your comment on my sub!
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  May 14, 2011
love the mech, but i think the puns and innuendos are what i like the most on this page. awesome build!
Master Shifu Leo J
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August Russ
  March 6, 2011
How Awsome!
Master Shifu Leo J
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Andrew AKA Hump-Free
  February 9, 2011
Awesome Mech, Not Sure I Like That Missile, It Looks Great But An 3X Atomic Bomb, Sounds Risky. Also, I'm Sure Your Mech's Legs Are Skinny, But I Guess That Would Make Mine Anorexic In Comparison.
 I like it 
  January 8, 2011
Awesome! Epic! Cool! Love the legs.
 I like it 
  December 22, 2010
another EPIC moc
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  December 21, 2010
Wow, this is amazing! Really nice weapons system too!
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  November 2, 2010
This is very nice! I like it.
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  October 8, 2010
Really great way to do the rockets, all over an amazing MOC. Great work on the hands and cockpit as well.
 I like it 
  September 15, 2010
wow! this looks strait out of a movie! the smart details are everywhere! very ergonomical,even the cockpit! excellent work master!
 I made it 
  August 25, 2010
Quoting Jake H. I really like those feet they'd be perfect for something I'm working on. Mind if I ste-er borrow the design? I'll give you credit.
Sure! Not a problem!
 I like it 
  August 24, 2010
I really like those feet they'd be perfect for something I'm working on. Mind if I ste-er borrow the design? I'll give you credit.
 I like it 
  August 18, 2010
Hmmm looks a litle fat. It must eat too much HAM! Hahahahaha
 I like it 
  August 5, 2010
This bad boy is an eye popper. Good job!
 I like it 
  June 24, 2010
Oh man this mech is really massive! Wonderful, I love it!!!
 I like it 
  April 30, 2010
Now that is some of the most amazing photography I've seen! You've really improved your building since last year!
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  April 29, 2010
Great mech. I tried building one, but I got way too involved in trying to make it fully articulate. Ended up going a bit bonkers. The doctors were kind, and the nurses cute, however, so all was not lost. Nice work.
 I like it 
  April 24, 2010
this mech is amazing cool ,i like the details ,super
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  April 23, 2010
Bone-head! HAHA!! Very nice. You called my last freelancer weapon wicked, but this baby is much more wicked than my weapon! This thing is bristling with weapons, you can hardly count them. Oh, was the big red-headed rocket intented to be between the legs, or did it get there just by accident? I´m surprised that Phipson didn´t pay further attantin to it! ;-P I´ve got anothe bad joke: This HAM needs some eggs! Ok, enough. Very good work, buddy!
 I like it 
  April 23, 2010
This is a cool mech. did you know HAM also means:Humans Against Math; Humans against monsters; and a meat product from a pig.
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  April 23, 2010
it looks like a lol
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  April 23, 2010
thats just sick man! awesome MOC...
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  April 23, 2010
Very impressive. The weaponary is just awesome! Great presentation by the way. ~ Ghostman :)
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  April 23, 2010
awesome looking
 I like it 
  April 22, 2010
Wide body, skinny legs, mega missiles, crazy cannons, and a tantalizing tease of a pilot. What more could drolling a mech-head ask for?
 I like it 
  April 22, 2010
one word AWSOME
 I like it 
  April 22, 2010
Very neat mech. And uh, interesting colour choice for the tip of the "missile."
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  April 22, 2010
Now I can give you a nice smile since I already judged this bad boy. (You have noticed I am not giving smiles to the mechs, just scoring them, Goldman style!) This is an awesome bit of work Shifu!
  April 22, 2010
The gigantic cruise missile looks totally wrong
 I like it 
  April 22, 2010
Totally awesomeness!
 I like it 
  April 21, 2010
great man!
 I like it 
  April 21, 2010
you put a lot of "hidden" mature meanings in this.... but its still cool
 I like it 
  April 21, 2010
I love your creation!Its big and pretty details.Your good!
 I like it 
  April 20, 2010
Nearly 50 'I like its' and i'm the first to say..... Is that a deep penetration cruise missle or are you just pleased to see me? That (and a load of other suggestive innuendo) aside, I really like this. It's loaded to the eyeballs with firepower, looks menacing and actually fits a fig inside. Great stuff.
 I like it 
  April 20, 2010
She is a bit weak in the knees to be sure, but the torso is to die for - nicely done. Lee.
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  April 18, 2010
Well nuke me away and send me 6 feet under, 3 Fat Man nukes?! My god, that was the more powerful of the two dropped on Japan!!! And, err, I think I understand your 'mature jokes'... O_o
Master Shifu Leo J
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Spaztastic the Diabolical
  April 16, 2010
Wangnuke.
 I like it 
  April 15, 2010
You have an amazing peice of work here. SO much detail. So much destruction. Nice job. Ka-Boom.
 I like it 
  April 15, 2010
Awesome! When i first saw it it reminded me of those models brimming with guns, though i wouldn't exactly call this "brimming"
 I like it 
  April 14, 2010
Now thats a mech! And I like the chicken legs lol! Good luck on the contest
 I like it 
  April 14, 2010
You should use some color that is contrast with black to point out some details - your mech is good but little bit too chaotic.
 I like it 
  April 14, 2010
AWESOME
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  April 14, 2010
The use of the turning plates is very clever. I really like it.
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  April 14, 2010
whats the tonnage of that fat missile again? :) great work, I had a good laugh.
 I like it 
  April 14, 2010
me to
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  April 14, 2010
That is one wicked firepower moc. I love it.
 I like it 
  April 13, 2010
Very...unique placement of the weapons. 5 points for the solid build.
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  April 13, 2010
I found that shot with bones' head on the tip of the warhead extremely disturbing. I'm talking professional help here, man. Maybe because of what the warhead was intended to look like, and the fact that bones' head is... oh man. 5 PTS. I'm off to the shrink.
  April 13, 2010
Hmmmm.....let's see, good build, funny commentary, using my head as a missle.....yeah, it all adds up to a .....5. Sweet job here, I do not look at the builder names before I judge, but as I read this one, I knew it was yours. HAHAHA. So to wrap up, 5 points for you.
 I like it 
  April 13, 2010
Haha love the Bone-head pun. If you think about it, it works multiple ways.
 I like it 
  April 12, 2010
Yeah, very masculin! A big weapon between the legs!
 I like it 
  April 11, 2010
A very masculine Mech, with a huge rocket between his legs. :) Great work!
 I like it 
  April 11, 2010
Now THIS is deadly!
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  April 11, 2010
a PIECE? I want it all... Great Mech, great presentation.
 I like it 
  April 10, 2010
Kinda cool. It certainly has a "classic" vibe about it. I like your use of the turntable bases :)
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  April 10, 2010
Well, it's about time you brought something to the table and this is really SOMETHING! That's a ton of firepower (are we overcompensating a bit?) This thing is so awesome to look at, I think I need to go wash my eyeballs!
 I like it 
  April 10, 2010
A very awesome Mech! It looks like it could kick some serious butt!
 I like it 
  April 10, 2010
Soooo, let me get this straight. This thing is the unholy offspring of a robotic chicken and a REALLY happy dog? (jokes aside, GREAT mech and good luck!) ~ Chris.
 I like it 
  April 10, 2010
This thing is just dripping with fire power details. The heavy guns, the 6 rockets! What a fantastic looking machine, this looks lethal. 6/5, I love this Mech...
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  April 10, 2010
So many things I want to say... I'll start with this. Great mech!
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  April 10, 2010
Great mech man,keep it up!
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  April 10, 2010
Flatus lighting! LMFAO Ingenious!! Yeah, you're mech is guaranteed to be way cooler than mine. :(
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  April 10, 2010
This is so wrong, but so funny! The feet are works of art.
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  April 10, 2010
Excellent mech, funny write up, and a hot pilot! It doesn't get any better than that.
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  April 10, 2010
Score of five, the armory on it is amazing, but can it pose the real question.
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  April 10, 2010
Sweet job! This thing looks dangerous!
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  April 10, 2010
I don't like braging but... My Pijevac Cruise Missile is bigger! I personally wouldn't let bones anywhere near mine. I don't swing that way XD ANYWAYS... awesome work! This thing looks unstopable from every angle! Keep em coming!
 I like it 
  April 10, 2010
Wow, pretty cool mech! You've definitely put many missiles and guns and cannons on this one. Awesome design, good build, great job!
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  April 10, 2010
Wow! Fantastic Mech! This is so full of detail and creativity! Love the behind view and the way you designed the legs with the turntable brick things (don't know their real name) on the sides. I've never been a fan of mech simply because I don't understand them, but this one makes perfect sense!
 I like it 
  April 10, 2010
The location of Pijevac Cruise Missile seems a little suggestive, but I know you did that on purpose! And putting bones there wouldn't be a bone but something else. XD!
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  April 10, 2010
My, that's a mighty big rocket he has there! Meh, some of you people here on MOCpages post mechas that are so cool that I forget all about the fact that I didn't like them much in the first place. That is to say, this is awesome :) It really makes me want to rethink my viewpoint about mechas. Love the little shoulder rockets!
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  April 10, 2010
AMAZING! i liked how you made it black!
 
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