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HA. And you thought my DVD player was my last entry. Naw aw. It came to me in a dream- a poem, a funny little poem for the Mocathalon. Here is the fruit of my 5 hour sleep. Please comment and rate!
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Golden Archers in: Short story/poem/song. I'll take this space to mention something. Mr. Phipson, if the joke is offensive to you, I will apologize and take it off. (Assuming you comment.) Other than that, I just realized that mocpages makes pictures that look excellent on my camera screen look rather weird. My apologies. Enjoy!





For good ratings from judges, what must I do?





Create a nice little moc for you?





But what if it gets just a 1 or a 2?





I wanna avoid that, so what do I do?





WELL...





"A bribe just might work." I said with much ease.






But what is something that will appease?





Money?





Some wine?





Pole dance or strip tease? (I hear Phippy's sister really knows how to please.)





But if all that doesn't work; I get less than a 3...





...Then goodbye cruel world, I hope you'll miss me.






Side note: (Wasn't this feature available on all Phipson mocs before everyone (including me) mooched off of his idea? Oh well.) This was the second idea that came into my sleep deprived mind. The first idea was to change the lyrics of a popular song and make it Lego related. 20 Bonus points and a high-five to the first person to guess what song it's based off of: "Wake up in the morning feeling like P-Squiddy, got my cape on, I'm out the door, I'm gonna rob this city, before I steal brush my tongue with a bottle of Jack, cuzz when I leave for the night the po-po's on my back..." Like I said, I was sleep deprived. Now name that song!



Comments

  March 19, 2010
And is that mini-MOC that your sigfig made a Halo Pelican? It looks alot like one
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  March 19, 2010
Quoting Matthew David somers, you should join mech man's 2010 mech contest. one, because your mechs are good. two, because im judging and i want to give you all ones :-)
1 out of...???... Maybe. I'm in some other contest, so maybe.
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  March 18, 2010
somers, you should join mech man's 2010 mech contest. one, because your mechs are good. two, because im judging and i want to give you all ones :-)
  March 18, 2010
That song is Tik Tok by Ke$ha
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  March 18, 2010
Very nice execution. 4 points.
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  March 17, 2010
Quoting Master Shifu Leo J Tic Toc by Ke$ha. Catchy song. Hilarious MOC! BTW, the big minifig head is an egg timer: http://shop.lego.com/Product/?p=851501
Wahahaha... it's not available in the U.S. :(
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  March 17, 2010
Quoting Yuri Fassio Note: the double comment from Keith does NOT grant you 10 points. Anyway, this is funny and well thought. 4 points.
Darn it!
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  March 16, 2010
Note: the double comment from Keith does NOT grant you 10 points. Anyway, this is funny and well thought. 4 points.
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  March 16, 2010
Tic Toc by Ke$ha. Catchy song. Hilarious MOC! BTW, the big minifig head is an egg timer: http://shop.lego.com/Product/?p=851501
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  March 16, 2010
oh no lol
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  March 15, 2010
Quoting Matthew David and if it was someone other than lady gaga, that might be a good thing.
Heh heh heh... I've got several candidates in mind...
  March 15, 2010
and if it was someone other than lady gaga, that might be a good thing.
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  March 15, 2010
Quoting Matthew David the song of course. shes definitely a weirdo
Couldn't agree more. The vid was an article of clothing away from being an adult film.
  March 15, 2010
Lol. Stripping is always good. Especially if you had a long day.(that happened tome yesterday so i just went to the strip club) and are you talking about chris phipson's sister?
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  March 15, 2010
the song of course. shes definitely a weirdo
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  March 15, 2010
Hey, you're dead. How come you can still post this? Hehe. Just kidding. Anyway, nice funny story.
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  March 15, 2010
Quoting Matthew David yup fantastic
Was the vid fantastic for the song, or some other reason.....
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  March 15, 2010
yup fantastic
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  March 15, 2010
Quoting Matthew David haha! yes! me too.
Have you seen the vid for it? Oh, I just listened to blah blah blah- I kinda like it. Not as catchy and fun as Tik Tok, but nevertheless, I like it.
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  March 15, 2010
haha! yes! me too.
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  March 15, 2010
Quoting Matthew David i'm not gonna lie and tell you i dont turn it up in my truck when it comes on. her new one, blah blah blah, im not to crazy about haha. yes im back
I've yet to listen to that one. Though where other songs are concerned, I've really gotten into 'Telephone' with Lady Gaga and Beyonce.
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  March 15, 2010
It is a nice little build, and the poem is darn clever. two for the build and two for being clever - four (4) points. Lee.
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  March 15, 2010
i'm not gonna lie and tell you i dont turn it up in my truck when it comes on. her new one, blah blah blah, im not to crazy about haha. yes im back
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  March 15, 2010
Quoting Matthew David hilarious. kesha's got nothin on you
Hey! You're back. Nice to see ya again. I like that song btw.
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  March 15, 2010
For more than a point... I wasn't sure of that title so I decided to check. This is hilairious! Nice one, now for the score.
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  March 14, 2010
hilarious. kesha's got nothin on you
  March 14, 2010
The builds are OK, but nothing amazing. 2/5 & Good luck.
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  March 14, 2010
Quoting Chris Phipson She'd BETTER know how to please! I get 40% of her take! This was a funny and well put together moc! I hope the judges like it. Good luck! ~ Chris.
Thank you for the green light on the joke. I'll edit it once the judges are done doing their duties.
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  March 14, 2010
Quoting joe pags very nice idea for the end of the mocolympics, oh yeah and the song is tic toc
The winner of 20 bonus points and a high five, everyone! You know your music, I'll give you that.
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  March 14, 2010
very nice idea for the end of the mocolympics, oh yeah and the song is tic toc
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  March 14, 2010
That's too funny!
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  March 14, 2010
She'd BETTER know how to please! I get 40% of her take! This was a funny and well put together moc! I hope the judges like it. Good luck! ~ Chris.
  March 14, 2010
Nice work!
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  March 14, 2010
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, man! That is FUNNY! HAHAHA! I was just reading through it, smiling the whole way, then BAM i read the phipson line! Awesome way to end a contest! Chris is going to love that one XD
 
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