This is my entry into the Cafe Corner Category for the MOCAthalon team Triangulate This Biatch!
PG-13 content ahead....you've been warned yo.
About this creation
Everyone is always show casing what the upper East side is up to with their builds. Cafe Corner this....Green Grocer that. NO ONE comes up in the hood. It's time to show you all what the West side is all about. We're representin' with the finest liquor store on the block. Check it yo.
See we got a few Benjamins up in this piece. The place ain't THAT bad.....I mean c'mon.
Don't worry about the creepy drunk ma'am. I'm sure there's an offica near by.
Ahhhh there he is. Looks like Officer Phipson has been hittin' them 40's way too early. Well I'm sure he'll be there for us when we need him.
Don't mind Hans, he's just here for the beer and the pussy.
What in the hell is this?! Damn Clone Kiddies representin' and set trippin'!
Guess Phipson is still a bit too preoccupied to handle it.
Looks like we got some illegal craps going on. Better call some back up....
Dyamn Phip! How many 40's did you drink sucka?!
Oh damn....never mind. It's Death Dawg Dennis. The meanest English teacher west side of the map. One time I heard he taught Ebonics in his Spanglish class and then popped them with a Latino quiz. Harsh man!. We don't mess with him. Looks like he's coppin' a 40 of Old English. A 40 to the dome of Death Dawg is just askin' for trouble. Plus he's losin'.
See not all liquor store owners around here are Indians. Do you see Saheeb with a hatchet or a bow and arrow? I didn't think so! He doesn't live in a Tee Pee Homie. Dude be rollin' on 20's in his Mercedes.
He's got quite the selection of booze. And of course Ice Cream!!!
Kegs and cases are stored here.
Saheeb also is packin' so don't start no mess up in here!
Uh-Oh, sounds like there's some ruckus in the back of the store.
Wait a minute....there's a wall there Saheeb. What the hell is going on?!
Saheeb opens up a door to an illegal gambling room!!
To find some of the Devil's Triangle crowd in a game of poker! Looks like Mister Bones tried to cheat again. Leda is pissed! She has scared Mister Bones White!
Looks like we busted kik36, and Master Shifu too who is holding up his pan for protection.
Watch out Bones!! Leda has the golden gun!! Good thing he's already dead. He pulls the same stunt every week. And where is the Po-Po?!
Phip....seriously, you need to lay off the 40's dude!!
And there you go brothas and sistas. It's about time we represent for the West. Word up! And now you know just how we do on the West Side:
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The build is a bit simplistic as far as the exterior goes - you have to admit that it doesn't have the same level of detail as the 'factory' stuff. The interior is mint though, and the minifig action is top notch and worth an extra point for making me smile - four (4) points for you. Lee.
I like it
March 2, 2010
Great job Heath, I loved the build and commentary. But I couldn't stop thinking "Hmm this could look good in Project X." So could you keep it together till June?-George
I like it
March 2, 2010
No! If its gona cost me the awesome skyscraper then its not worth it. That thing is gona be so great!-George
I like it
A Warrior of Cerinia .
March 2, 2010
Hahahahaha!!!! I LOVE IT! And five minutes later... Phipson is still doin buisness! Just love it!
Can't... breath... can't... stop... lauging... genius... hilarious... PERFECT! (And, why am I not surprised in the slightest that you built this?) HAHAHAHAHA Every detail was perfect! It's almost like you hang out at these places all the time... wait, what? ~ Chris.
ROFLMAO! I've never seen sigPhippy do some 'serious biznez'! The freakin' pan is getting more action than me! "Talk to the skillet! Talk to the skillet!" Hahaha! And Bones'd face turned white. I suppose that's all he could do since he can't soil his pants without a digestive system! Hilarious man! This joint is sooo like this store near Pima Rd and McDowell Rd in Scottsdale ... http://www.mocpages.com/user_images/13947/1267556534m_SPLASH.jpg ... XD
HAHAHAHA! This is too good, hope this gets you all 5's my man! The build is out of the ordinary, not the typical CC stuff, the write up, excellent. You nailed this in a way that brings a tear to my eye! Now.....give Mister Bones back his face.
OMFG!!! This is HILLEROUS! I'm laughing so hard my fingers cant even spell proper. Hillarios! Is that right? No, Hilarious... how do you spell that word? This looks like my local! Honestly, have you witnessed one of my poker games? Like watching a video tape that was. Awesome build man, this made me use an acronym. I NEVER use acronyms!