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This is my entry into the Cafe Corner Category for the MOCAthalon team Triangulate This Biatch! PG-13 content ahead....you've been warned yo.
About this creation
Everyone is always show casing what the upper East side is up to with their builds. Cafe Corner this....Green Grocer that. NO ONE comes up in the hood. It's time to show you all what the West side is all about. We're representin' with the finest liquor store on the block. Check it yo.



See we got a few Benjamins up in this piece. The place ain't THAT bad.....I mean c'mon.



Don't worry about the creepy drunk ma'am. I'm sure there's an offica near by.



Ahhhh there he is. Looks like Officer Phipson has been hittin' them 40's way too early. Well I'm sure he'll be there for us when we need him.



Don't mind Hans, he's just here for the beer and the pussy.



What in the hell is this?! Damn Clone Kiddies representin' and set trippin'!



Guess Phipson is still a bit too preoccupied to handle it.



Looks like we got some illegal craps going on. Better call some back up....



Dyamn Phip! How many 40's did you drink sucka?!



Oh damn....never mind. It's Death Dawg Dennis. The meanest English teacher west side of the map. One time I heard he taught Ebonics in his Spanglish class and then popped them with a Latino quiz. Harsh man!. We don't mess with him. Looks like he's coppin' a 40 of Old English. A 40 to the dome of Death Dawg is just askin' for trouble. Plus he's losin'.



See not all liquor store owners around here are Indians. Do you see Saheeb with a hatchet or a bow and arrow? I didn't think so! He doesn't live in a Tee Pee Homie. Dude be rollin' on 20's in his Mercedes.



He's got quite the selection of booze. And of course Ice Cream!!!



Kegs and cases are stored here.



Saheeb also is packin' so don't start no mess up in here!



Uh-Oh, sounds like there's some ruckus in the back of the store.



Wait a minute....there's a wall there Saheeb. What the hell is going on?!



Saheeb opens up a door to an illegal gambling room!!



To find some of the Devil's Triangle crowd in a game of poker! Looks like Mister Bones tried to cheat again. Leda is pissed! She has scared Mister Bones White!



Looks like we busted kik36, and Master Shifu too who is holding up his pan for protection.



Watch out Bones!! Leda has the golden gun!! Good thing he's already dead. He pulls the same stunt every week. And where is the Po-Po?!



Phip....seriously, you need to lay off the 40's dude!!

And there you go brothas and sistas. It's about time we represent for the West. Word up! And now you know just how we do on the West Side:

Liquor in the Front,
Poker in the Rear.



Comments

 I like it 
  June 8, 2010
Phipsons' drinkin' too many 40's! ~Ryan
 I like it 
  June 5, 2010
This comment was written for multiple posts so please excuse the non specific nature of it. You (or your Lego creation) has been nominated for a MOCie award this year. If you would like to write an acceptance speech in the event that you win, please feel free to do so and email it to me at mocieawards@gmail.com. If you win, your acceptance speech will be used in the awards ceremony post due out sometime in June. If you are nominated for multiple entries, please be sure to write a response for each entry. Please check this link http://mocpages.com/group_conversation.php?id=11182&topicid=50162 to see if you’ve been nominated for more than one category. Thanks and good luck! ~ Chris.
 I like it 
  March 4, 2010
This is HILARIOUS!
 I made it 
  March 4, 2010
Quoting Mister Bones Hey now! What's all this then? The only time I was a big baby was in divorce court....I got spanked!
I spank every day. And no matter what context I put it in (be it kids, wife, or myself) it's wrong. LMFAO
  March 4, 2010
Hey now! What's all this then? The only time I was a big baby was in divorce court....I got spanked!
 I made it 
  March 4, 2010
Quoting VYB Builder HEHE, my Dad said I could look at this one. This is funny! I like Mister Bones scared white.
I'm sure you've seen your Dad scared faceless many times! I hear he's a big baby. ;)
 I made it 
  March 4, 2010
Quoting Keith Goldman Score of 2. The ice machine/freezer is magnificent, but this is a long way away from CC standards.
Awww that was kinda the joke. :P Glad you liked the freezer though.
 I like it 
  March 4, 2010
HEHE, my Dad said I could look at this one. This is funny! I like Mister Bones scared white.
 I like it 
  March 3, 2010
it's a fair 3-pointer, but the laugh bonus makes them 4. For a whiff, though :)
 I like it 
  March 3, 2010
Yesh...very inshpiring...hic... MOSHE indeed...hic...
 I like it 
  March 3, 2010
The build is a bit simplistic as far as the exterior goes - you have to admit that it doesn't have the same level of detail as the 'factory' stuff. The interior is mint though, and the minifig action is top notch and worth an extra point for making me smile - four (4) points for you. Lee.
Heath 'kik36' Flor
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George Kemper
  March 2, 2010
Great job Heath, I loved the build and commentary. But I couldn't stop thinking "Hmm this could look good in Project X." So could you keep it together till June?-George
Heath 'kik36' Flor
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George Kemper
  March 2, 2010
No! If its gona cost me the awesome skyscraper then its not worth it. That thing is gona be so great!-George
Heath 'kik36' Flor
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A Warrior of Cerinia .
  March 2, 2010
Hahahahaha!!!! I LOVE IT! And five minutes later... Phipson is still doin buisness! Just love it!
 I like it 
  March 2, 2010
I'm not terribly impressed with the exterior build, I'm not even sure this would cut it as a Café Corner build. However, it does have the playability, minifigure action and story to make up for those things. How this made it past the censors, I'll never know. I award 4 points (mostly for the clever action shown through Lego).
 I made it 
  March 2, 2010
Quoting George Kemper Great job Heath, I loved the build and commentary. But I couldn't stop thinking "Hmm this could look good in Project X." So could you keep it together till June?-George
Ummmmm.....well.....I kinda had to take a portion of it down for other builds. Would it get me off the hook for the skyscraper? :P
 I like it 
  March 2, 2010
Can't... breath... can't... stop... lauging... genius... hilarious... PERFECT! (And, why am I not surprised in the slightest that you built this?) HAHAHAHAHA Every detail was perfect! It's almost like you hang out at these places all the time... wait, what? ~ Chris.
 I like it 
  March 2, 2010
ROFLMAO! I've never seen sigPhippy do some 'serious biznez'! The freakin' pan is getting more action than me! "Talk to the skillet! Talk to the skillet!" Hahaha! And Bones'd face turned white. I suppose that's all he could do since he can't soil his pants without a digestive system! Hilarious man! This joint is sooo like this store near Pima Rd and McDowell Rd in Scottsdale ... http://www.mocpages.com/user_images/13947/1267556534m_SPLASH.jpg ... XD
 I like it 
  March 2, 2010
HAHAHAHA! This is too good, hope this gets you all 5's my man! The build is out of the ordinary, not the typical CC stuff, the write up, excellent. You nailed this in a way that brings a tear to my eye! Now.....give Mister Bones back his face.
 I like it 
  March 2, 2010
LOL you are WEIRD.
 I like it 
  March 2, 2010
The secret door to the secret room RORCKS! Awesome detailing across the board. We seem to have synced up with our entries, I've got a CC to post as well...
 I like it 
  March 2, 2010
Hahaha. Excellent build and hilarious commentary. Nice one!
 I like it 
  March 2, 2010
OMFG!!! This is HILLEROUS! I'm laughing so hard my fingers cant even spell proper. Hillarios! Is that right? No, Hilarious... how do you spell that word? This looks like my local! Honestly, have you witnessed one of my poker games? Like watching a video tape that was. Awesome build man, this made me use an acronym. I NEVER use acronyms!
 I like it 
  March 2, 2010
This is really great. Lovin' the secret room.
 I made it 
  March 2, 2010
LOL well I'm glad you guys like! I especially want to thank my team for putting up with my craziness....and who seem to like it the most. Coincidence?! I think not!!! LMFAO
 I like it 
  March 2, 2010
It's about time someone caught Phipson in what he calls "work." Great build overall, and the commentary would earn you an extra point from me. -Dylan
 I like it 
  March 2, 2010
Totally high-larious! Great stuff, yo, straight representin'!~H
 I like it 
  March 2, 2010
I would so buy this! Great CC build.
 I like it 
  March 2, 2010
Right up my alley! Love what you've done with Phipson in this one. When I build my CCC building, it is going right next to this one for sure.
 
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