About this creation
...I hope your girlfriend doesn't get too jealous.
If the starlight from a thousand galaxies was gathered together,
It could not compete with the light in your eyes.
For my love for you could change the weather,
And overcome a million dark skies.
My dear Yuri, if you would be mine,
I could fly to the ends of the earth,
And bring back the morning sunshine.
Or anything else, no matter how great,
That you deem of worth.
We could live in peace and harmony,
Creating great works of plastic art,
Shining forth for all to see.
I would direct your talents,
And you would learn,
Under my watchful eye,
And my success would heads turn.
Oh, how my heart yearns for thee,
For your measureless Lego collection,
And your brilliant wit, shining like the sea,
Would of my brilliance be a reflection.
If housework were to spring her trap,
And fall upon us with her heavy lash,
I would go take a nap,
And you could take out the trash.
In the storms of life,
The pain can not compare,
And of little power is strife,
Against the soul-piercing beauty of your stare.
If I were a saint, and you a sinner,
And the heavenly ambrosia would satisfy your wishes
I would make dinner,
And you could wash the dishes.
Cloudy are the heavens,
When your graceful presence is gone,
But your gaze teaches many lessons,
And sings a silent song.
If our happiness were under fire,
And I had to be a better lover,
Then to usefulness must aspire,
You would need to find another.
I know not if my love flows in the right direction
So I stand in silence, waiting for a sign,
Of your returning my affection,
Oh, Yuri, will you be mine?
Before anyone gets the wrong idea (too late, according to some), this is a continuation of an earlier joke, which started with me "Proposing" to Yuri after seeing one of his magnificent creations. Of course, I couldn't resist milking it for a funny creation, and V-Day just happened to be the perfect opportunity.
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May 11, 2010 |
How could he say no after all of this? I'm looking forward to the wedding...particularly as I hear Phipson's the flower girl. |
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March 30, 2010 |
This is fantasticly funny! Awesome presentation too, love the pic on top of the heart, so much character. Its fun to fantasize! |
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March 2, 2010 |
Quoting Mister Bones
I... found it by following Hansi in here (Shh, don't tell him I'm following him)
And you people are worried about me? You're the one stalking poor Hans all over the 'Pages! |
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March 2, 2010 |
Thank goodness Yuri is not wearing a rob! XD |
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March 2, 2010 |
Oh my, HAHAHAHA.....I missed this when you posted it and only found it by following Hansi in here (Shh, don't tell him I'm following him) This is very funny and some darn fine lighting as well. |
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March 2, 2010 |
Laugh out loud, tears in my eyes FUNNY! These are the MOCs I live for! Fab stuff.~H |
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March 2, 2010 |
I agree with two people below me: AAAWKWARD, and also Emperor L.'s comment. XD |
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March 2, 2010 |
Haha, I'm not going to lie, I was a little afraid until I saw the disclaimer. Funny stuff. Nice builds. PS- Your comment on my moc was hilarious, I wish I thought of that! |
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February 15, 2010 |
:S Hmmm...happy valentines day, I guess! :P |
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A member of Starfox . February 14, 2010 |
OMGosh! This... is weird. JeffxYuri? That will never happen.
Are you... you know. I hope not. This is funny though. l:{D= |
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February 14, 2010 |
AAAAAWKWARD! |
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February 14, 2010 |
Good thing I got here following Joshua's comment, so I saw the disclaimer FIRST! lol, I'm all the same honored to be the target of your joke (when it's Phipson turn, he usually gets his better profile whipped or something). Well done <:D |
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February 14, 2010 |
Well this is something I never thought I'd see in LEGO... Great concept, although i think Yuri's already taken =) |
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February 14, 2010 |
Hilarious. Truly hilarious. |
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February 14, 2010 |
Quoting Chris Phipson
Brilliant work. My ONLY advice would be with that little disclaimer you have at the end... You might want to put it at the top. Just a thought. HAHAHAHA REALLY nice work though. ~ Chris.
I thought of that, but then where would the fun be?
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February 14, 2010 |
Brilliant work. My ONLY advice would be with that little disclaimer you have at the end... You might want to put it at the top. Just a thought. HAHAHAHA REALLY nice work though. ~ Chris. |
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February 14, 2010 |
Quoting A member of Starfox .
OMGosh! This... is weird. JeffxYuri? That will never happen.
Are you... you know. I hope not. This is funny though. l:{D=
No, I'm not. Either one you're thinking of. But then again, it all depends on who you ask. :P Of course, I did get that pink brick bucket for my birthday... |
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February 14, 2010 |
Your not pulling an Adam Lambert on us, are you? Hilarious! |
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February 14, 2010 |
Disturbingly wickedly funny. |
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