Yep. It's me!
Clone commanders deserve lightsabers, don't you agree? But not just any lightsaber. I wanted a new and unique kind, that would make all of my enemies stare at it in wonder and awe and stroke it covetingly. I had already tried the gun/lightsaber combo, and it really didn't seem to work. Double-sided lightsabers are a bit too old, clunky, and way overrated. I also don't have a curved hilt, so that was out. Finally, I rembered Maris Brood's curious lightsabers. I just attached an exo-force claw to the bottom of the blade and ta-da! The green clashes brilliantly with the purple, am I right? However, a lightsaber is never enough. An assault rifle seemed nice. Ah, but the stock-- way too big for my likes. So I just cut it off! Ha-ha! Lastly, I put an antenna on my helmet tilted forward as a sort of HUD. You like?