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The Kiwi Connection: Osa III
In the first three episodes of Leda Kat’s “Leda Wars” there was action, suspense, excitement; in the first two episodes of the Kiwi Connection we have had none of that! Now, prepare yourselves for Osa III, or Part 3 where a plot may actually emerge, although I doubt it very much. **WARNING** Stupid humor and slightly suggestive behavior ahead, read at your own risk!
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Mister Bones: “All right you twits, here is the famous Dem Bones Studio Commissary.”
Leo J: “Looks like a bar…..sweet!”
Hans: “Is that Heath Flor over there with Jane Brickster from that horrible Fright Night series?”


Mister Bones: “Yup, he stopped by for a visit last week and never left. That boy can DRINK. His bill is going to be outrageous.”
Hans: “You are charging him? Not cool.”


Hans: “Good Lord, what the Hell is that?”
Mister Bones: “Sculpture of some sort, Spooky Bones picked it out.”
Hans: “It makes my eyes bleed!”
Mister Bones: “Hmm, I did not know parole officers packed chainsaws.”


Leo J: “Look, there’s Dracula with one of those shark dudes from the Atlantia show, maybe they have seen the plot, should I ask?”
Mister Bones: “Shut up Leo, let’s go out back where all will be revealed.”


Leo J: “HOLY CRAP! When you said revealed, you meant it!”
Hans: “Is that Kelso? So the shaved sheep joke is true?”
Parole Officer: “This is just gross and I for one have had enough!”


Hans: “You know Bones, the backyard is a lot better maintained than your front yard. Oh sweet! Shrooms!”

Hans: “Gobble, gobble, smack.”
Leo J: “Dude, did you paint spots on that dog?”
Mister Bones: “Um, NO! Of course not! He, um…came that way!”


Leda Face: “I have you now Bones! There are no drunk monsters to save you this time, well, here comes Heath, so one drunk monster.”

Mister Bones: “Oh sweet Hades! Oops, I need to change me knickers!”
Heath (slurring): “Oh man, you peed your pants!”


Hans: “LEDA FACE? Wow, didn’t see that one coming.”

Heath (slurring)“Really? Wow, you are thick, course, you still think the Raiders might make the playoffs, so…”
Mister Bones: “You already said Hi once you crazy Kiwi!”
Leda Face: “Yes, but now I want to say….”


Leda Face: “Do you want to be in the Terrorificante Triangulo Diabolico group with me and rule the MOC Athalon as Psycho and Psycotic?!?”
Mister Bones: “Huh? Really? Wait, that’s the plot? Who’s writing this crap?”
Kelso: “I’m outta here, this story sucks. Come on Baaaaaabe.”
Leo J: “Yeah, seems like a lame way to end this, almost as bad as Leda’s ending in Leda Wars.”
Hans: “You have got to be kidding, that’s it?”
Heath: “I GOT FREE BOOZE….hic!”


Bartender: “Here’s your bill you lush.”
Heath (as he faints): “Holy Poopdeck!”

Leo J: “Hey look! It’s Phippy!”
Chris Phipson: “Well boys and girls, this was a fine example of how NOT to make a comic. Mister Bones, you are under arrest for MOC abuse.”
Mister Bones: “What? I didn’t write this caca!”
Hans: “Nice outfit Phippy. What does the “A” stand for?”
Chris Pipson: “AFOL, of course!”


Mister Bones: “You’ll never take me alive copper!”

Leda Face: "Take him alive? Isn't Bones dead already?"
Leo J: “I expect to hear that Benny Hill music any minute now.”

Mister Bones: “Well, that’s it folks! Sorry about the lack of a plot, but we really just wanted to take a few cheap shots at various builders.”
Leda Face: “Who started this anyway?”
Leo J: “Leda, can you put your make-up back on? You are creeping me out.”
Kelso: “I need to talk to Sean about having higher standards for who we let join the pages.”


Mister Bones: “I would like to thank Hans “The Chef” Dendaru, Master Shifu Leo “Bacon Boy” J, and Leda “Kiwi’s Rule” Face for putting up with this travesty. I would also like to thank Heath “I’m not as think as you drunk I am” Flor, Mark “Shave dem sheep” Kelso, and Chris “Copper” Phipson for appearing in this comic against their will, I’m sure they will be banning us any moment now.



Dem Notes: A new comic may spring from this, hopefully with a real plot, sometime in the near future with Mister Bones showing up and causing mischief to any number of MOC Pages sig figs! Below are some shots of Dem Bones if all nine sets were pieced together and a final shot of the Dem Bones lounge with the house lights up. Now, bring on the MOC Athalon!












Comments

  October 16, 2011
I uploaded my sig-fig! http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/291521 I'll add a Mister Bones appearance if that's ok!(Is it?I won't get to the appearance for a while though.I'm working on two or three MOCs at the moment.)I love the trilogies you guys make!They're hilarious!
  December 28, 2010
My gosh... I was right about the smack. Oh dear. Great awful comic, if that makes sense to anyone other than Heath.
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  March 22, 2010
Cute. Lee.
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  February 18, 2010
HAHA! Now give me back Woody and Patrick!
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  February 13, 2010
This MOC makes my eyes bleed! I was REALLY scared when you had me bending over in front of Kelso to pick those shrooms, especially after interrupting him. By the way, it's your inability to formulate a plot that endears you to your fan. Whomever that may be. LMFAO~H
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  February 12, 2010
Can I say simply "lol"? Disappointing? Well in that case I really need to go with Christian, it looks so natural... almost alive.
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  February 12, 2010
Quoting Chris Phipson That's not what the "A" stands for... Dude, despite the lack of plot, this series made me laugh out loud a few times! You should really do a few more... this week... the MocAthalon can wait... ~ Chris.
Muchas Gracias mi Federale Amigo. We ALL know what the A really stands for, but this is a family program, sort of….
Mister Bones
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James Hawke
  February 11, 2010
I hope I am in the fourth... But great comic
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  February 11, 2010
Builds are nice, lightning perfect , the plot, let's not talk about...
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  February 11, 2010
That's not what the "A" stands for... Dude, despite the lack of plot, this series made me laugh out loud a few times! You should really do a few more... this week... the MocAthalon can wait... ~ Chris.
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  February 11, 2010
this was really funny(Kelso with the shaved sheep was hilarious)and is there by any chance I can star in your next comic just get the nerd glasses head with brown hair a blue shirt and kakie pants becuase you might want to rub off anger in the next comic due to this moc I came up with you losing a le.....nevermind about that
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  February 11, 2010
Nice. What is that? Mini Bionicle?
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  February 11, 2010
Quoting James Hawke I hope I am in the fourth... But great comic
Sorry, this so called comic is over. Time for the MOC Athalon now.
  February 11, 2010
@ Mister Bones: Then type them in at the top.
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  February 11, 2010
love it my comment didnt show up before ,but anyways check out my moc about you is so hilarious and sorry for the blurry pictures
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  February 11, 2010
Quoting MegaKid T1 Look at my profile, Bones!
I did. Your you tube links don't work.
  February 11, 2010
Look at my profile, Bones!
  February 11, 2010
Oh yes "Parto Deux"- "part uno" you use different languages mixed- well interesting choice...
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  February 11, 2010
Quoting swash buckler LOL these are so great- but well where that "Osa III" term comes from - "osa" is finnish and means "part"- so i find bit strange that you use it- sort of in-joke?? don't get it...
You did get it! Osa III is Part 3. If you look at all the titles they are variations on Part 1, 2 or 3.
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  February 11, 2010
LOL these are so great- but well where that "Osa III" term comes from - "osa" is finnish and means "part"- so i find bit strange that you use it- sort of in-joke?? don't get it...
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  February 11, 2010
Amusing.
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  February 11, 2010
Quoting leda Kat I haven't started up round 2 with Toto. That was my last one. Time to focus on the MOC Athalon. And anyway you were the only one to have got it right, he did get Bones a new leg like you asked and he got you a new head just incase the gladiators decapitated you in your next trip back in time. I did however leave it open to interpretation cos lots of people seemed to want to see Bones eaten... so everybody wins! Truce?
Truce? Sheesh, I surrender! So funny about the head because Bones loses his head when he goes to Rome. Now that is scary, us thinking alike. Cheers!
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  February 11, 2010
I haven't started up round 2 with Toto. That was my last one. Time to focus on the MOC Athalon. And anyway you were the only one to have got it right, he did get Bones a new leg like you asked and he got you a new head just incase the gladiators decapitated you in your next trip back in time. I did however leave it open to interpretation cos lots of people seemed to want to see Bones eaten... so everybody wins! Truce?
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  February 11, 2010
I quickly viewed this over my breaky at work this morning and laughed all day at the moment "I need to change me nickers!" Its pure gold, I'm actually laughing right now! I kid you not! Cracking up! My cats are looking at me like I'm mad. Who needs a plot! Plots are for people who can't hold an audience's attention with humour. This is so funny. Best out of the 3! Love Hans' excitment when he spots the mushrooms. The bar scene is great with all the characters. Who is that bartender?! He looks like Grevious but also a little like 'Alien'. The Benny Hill ref was brilliant, totally heard the music in my head, just needed a few topless girls running around like he always had at the end of every episode. Ok I'm writing too much. Great work Bones!
Mister Bones
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A member of Starfox .
  February 10, 2010
HAHAHAHA!!!!! I love this! But, why was Patrick and Woody in there? Just funny. PLEASE make a new comic with me in it. You've seen my sig-fig before.
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  February 10, 2010
That wee wee comes from Mr. B's magical imagination. From his mind, right down his pant leg. Ewww! At least it's his own imagination. I wouldn't want someone else's imagination running down my leg. Double gross. see ya. garth
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  February 10, 2010
Quoting MegaKid T1 I say Bones, HI-LAR-I-OUS! Just too funny! That undead PEED? LOL
Very good! You got the joke. How does a skeleton pee? He has no bladder, or stomach, etc. Thanks!
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  February 10, 2010
I say Bones, HI-LAR-I-OUS! Just too funny! That undead PEED? LOL
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  February 10, 2010
Quoting Master Shifu Leo J Oh my goodness... Kelso caught in the flesh... shaved flesh... And is that really sheep shroom? Hansi?... I see a hamburger sitting alone by itself in the Commissary. Did it happen to be a BLT? ----- Hilarious bit Bones! Who needs a plot?!?! The aerial view of the set looks like a map of Zelda.
Thank you kindly Sir! Plot smot...who needs 'em? I had to order those &%$& sheep and mushrooms from Brickforge and Leda's face from bricklink all to finish a rather non-sensical story. Now, Leda goes and starts it up all over again with Toto.....sigh.
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  February 10, 2010
Oh my goodness... Kelso caught in the flesh... shaved flesh... And is that really sheep shroom? Hansi?... I see a hamburger sitting alone by itself in the Commissary. Did it happen to be a BLT? ----- Hilarious bit Bones! Who needs a plot?!?! The aerial view of the set looks like a map of Zelda.
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  February 10, 2010
Lol.
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  February 10, 2010
HA! Nice end to a pointless (but very entertaining) comic!
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  February 10, 2010
great work, i must actually go through with a comic some time, oh well maybe in the summer, y'ever tried a stopmotion, its pretty fun, you should try it
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  February 10, 2010
HAHAHA, I just hope my sigfig doesn't end up in your next comic... *gulp* hopefully you'll stick with AFOLs, right? *gulp* He-he-he... nice Bonsey-wonsey...
Quoting Kelso “I need to talk to Sean about having higher standards for who we let join the pages.”
AMEN!! AMEN!!
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  February 10, 2010
lol. I wonder if this actually will get banned. I hope it doesn't, it was pretty funny.
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  February 10, 2010
Quoting Blake Buehl And the funny thing is I still don't know who Leda or the pirate are. Do you have any idea were I can sign up for the MOCathon and all that stuff?
HAHA, here is Leda: http://www.mocpages.com/home.php/38504 and Heath: http://www.mocpages.com/home.php/25189 and the MOC Athalon: http://www.mocpages.com/group.php/10206
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  February 10, 2010
And the funny thing is I still don't know who Leda or the pirate are. Do you have any idea were I can sign up for the MOCathon and all that stuff?
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  February 10, 2010
I think I'm havin' a relapse! Somebody call 415! But this was great, Mr. Bones. I'm kinda glad there WASN'T a plot, because then I would have had to try to understand it, and that ain't so easy for me as I'm outta coffee and have yet to go to the store. I think I'd better see where my sigfig is. ( Ruma, fire up the autogyro; we're going into town.)
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  February 10, 2010
LMFAO you're right, where was the plot in that?! Actually I really dig the bar scene! I swear I'm not a lush >.> For the most part....well not every day.....man, who am I kidding?
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  February 10, 2010
A not-so-great ending to a not-so-great series. Lol. Great job with the, umm.... randomness. ~ J
 
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