I was listening to Fred Figglehorn's new hit song <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPVNvJoljD0> Christmas is creepy </a> and thought up some ways to kill Santa Claus if he snuck in my house.
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#1. Light a fire in the chimney. He'll burn when he comes down
#2. Get a guy with a Thompson to come shoot him.
#3. Zombies. Not much commentary needed on this one.
#4. Let a rock monster eat him. Again, not much commentary needed.
#5. Get a fleshie ninja to attack him.
#6. Let giant Spongebob step on him.
#7. Run him over with a Mongoose.
#8. Make Jabba sit on his lap. LOLz
#9. Poison his cookies. Heh heh heh.
#10. Let a group of cL0NetArds attack him:
cL0NetArd 1: You got meh a standard clone trooper voice changer helmet last year. I wanted a Captain Rex one. WAHH!!
Bonus Features: #11!!!
#11. Make him listen to the Jonas Brothers: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Overall, a very fun build for me. I wish everyone Merry Christmocs and a happy holiday season, as well as a wonderful New Year.