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LIU - The Union - Neuro-Net
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LIU - The Union - Neuro-Net


The Ludgonian Industrial Union is a collection (or union) of several hundred companies spread across the LIU galaxy. In the weeks, months, and years to come, we hope to give you a glimpse of some of these companies. The first company on our list is Neuro-NetŪ. Neuro-NetŪ specializes in building Neuro-Net Processors, or learning computers.



In our new technologically advanced society, even the most mundane jobs require large amounts of education. Space truckers need education in advanced physics and astronomy, metal workers need degrees in Metallurgy, farmers need to know soil sciences and biology, and so on. This education is extremely expensive and, more importantly, time consuming. When you have to send your garbage men to school for twenty eight years, you're going to have problems.




That's where Neuro-Net comes in. Neuro-Net Processors educate your workers in just minutes. That's right, your uneducated workers were be Valedictorians in just minutes. Here's how it works.




The uneducated workers are hooked into a Neuro-Net Brain Harness. An advanced synthetic is then pumped into the workers' brains. This synthetic forces the brain to create several new neuro pathways. These new pathways are eager to soak up as much information as possible.




A Neuro-Net Engineer then selects the necessary Educational Programming Disk from the library below and inserts it into the computer.




The disk then plays on the several monitors surrounding your worker. His newly created neuro pathways soak up the information like a sponge.




Your workers emerge just minutes later with a full understanding of the downloaded subject. The Neuro-Net Processor is available for purchase from LIU Neuro-Net. Thanks for joining us.



Note: The artificially created neuro pathways have a tendency to splice with the user's natural pathways. This causes the downloaded information to be written over the other information stored in the brain, like memories, bladder control, etc. Because of this, the LIU uses the Neuro-Net Processor sparingly.



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  September 13, 2010
lol! excellent! sarcasticaly and humorouly concepted!the stage is awesome,and surrealistly conceived! a gem,superb piece!
Ludgonious .
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Michael Sloper
  January 29, 2010
This is a sweet idea and moc at the same time! Now only if I could do this with all of the reading with my school work. I like the selection for the books. Great work. (I guess that's not anything new for a great AFOL like you) Oh, and I posted a new non clone trooper and/or jedi moc. So, I would like it very much if you could comment on it when you get the time.
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  January 23, 2010
Instant super education and a box of diapers, nice! You are the man!
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  January 14, 2010
Oh, I so want one of these for my staff! The joy that would be educated workers, sigh....great moc amigo!
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  January 8, 2010
Awesome use of tiles for disks. Those are tiles right? Would be cool to use lego books for this too maybe. Great colors. Cool design.
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  January 3, 2010
Wow! If only I would've had one of these before I spent all that money and time in college.
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  January 1, 2010
Bladder control is highly overrated. Love the concept behind this and the build, as usual, is stunning! ~ Chris
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  January 1, 2010
A very Matrix like idea, but much cooler. Lee.
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  December 24, 2009
Very interesting concept indeed, now I wonder, if this would be possible, does that mean you can do whatever job you want ? there wouldn't be a lot of garbage men this way I think, but I bet you've found a sollution for that already :p great job
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  December 24, 2009
Impressive!
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  December 24, 2009
Quoting Alex Fojtik After building the academy, I really don't need to tell you this is right up my alley. The commentary suites it well.
I had been saving this thing for quite a while. I couldn't quite figure out how I wanted it to be used, but when I saw your academy, everything just clicked. So you were definitely an inspiration!
Quoting Steef de Prouw A very cool idea and design! I could argue that having the information isn't really the same as having the experience, but I guess this is not the place ;)
Experience definitely trumps knowledge in most cases.
Quoting Joshua Yeung Wait hey! How do you keep your life on mars helmet gleaming, share me your secrets? The chrome for mine is peeling off already. Any help?
I'm not sure. I don't use mine very often which could help, but by not using them, they are stored with a pile of other helmets all rubbing together. I guess I'm just lucky. Thanks for all the other comments. Happy Hollidays!
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  December 24, 2009
Good ad, sad disclaimer. Still who needs bladder control when you're as smart as all that and space diapers are readily available. see ya. garth
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  December 24, 2009
Ha great moc idea! This could have so many applications! Merry Christmas emperor! Could you come check out my lastest moc? I think you'll like it!
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  December 24, 2009
Good build, and the process seems well thought out. Very convincing idea! The octagonal tower is neat, and the whole thing is nicely done.
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  December 24, 2009
A library within seconds... Wait hey! How do you keep your life on mars helmet gleaming, share me your secrets? The chrome for mine is peeling off already. Any help?
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  December 24, 2009
An interesting yet terrifying concept. I like the computer and the "disks". Merry Christmas! Good day
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  December 24, 2009
A very cool idea and design! I could argue that having the information isn't really the same as having the experience, but I guess this is not the place ;)
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  December 24, 2009
Whatever this is it looks fantastic! Looks like something Stanley Kubrick would use in his movies :D
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  December 24, 2009
Aye, 'tis the fine text that will get ya! MOCy Festivus!~H
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  December 23, 2009
Darn the fine text!
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  December 23, 2009
Always read the small words! :D
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  December 23, 2009
After building the academy, I really don't need to tell you this is right up my alley. The commentary suites it well.
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  December 23, 2009
Like most of your Mocs very good. It reminds me of an episode of Star Trek. Where these alians plug themselves into their ship. Masked
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  December 23, 2009
Now I know where the french president has learned to be a mo-ron -that's what he need to do his "job". Excellent and hilarious MOC, nice shots !
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  December 23, 2009
Great Moc! That NN would be a great tool, too, if it weren't for that override business. If they could rectify that, I'd be one of the first in line!
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  December 23, 2009
Very nice man!
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  December 23, 2009
Very nice man!
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  December 23, 2009
Yeh, that would be a problem, good for brain washing, EH?
 
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