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LS Deep Lancer
The LS Deep Lancer is the latest pleasure ship from Space Homeys Interstellar Technologies™ for its Faraway Astral Cruise Enterprise™ division.
About this creation

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WARNING: This MOC's commentary contains mature content and "pseudo-subliminal" acronyms and innuendos. Don't say I did not warn you, OK?

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The LS Deep Lancer is a pleasure ship designed to accommodate all the conveniences needed (and then some) for long hauls into deep space. It is the premiere cruise liner that travels between galaxies and black holes. Its passengers can only describe the cruise experience as an out-of-this-world "peak of passion" from launch to dock.







Ship Specs

* Class: Long Ship (LS)
* Subclass: Commercial/Pleasure
* Hull Code: A55 R1P
* Length: 369m (~54 studs)
* Energy Source: Positron Reactor
* Backup Energy Source: 4 Solar Catcher Arrays
* Main Engine: 3 Positron Rocket Thrusters
* Auxiliary Engine: 2 Solar-Ion Thrusters
* Speed: 10G
* Weaponry: 2 Positron Cannons, 2 Shock Cannons, 2 Pulse Lasers, 1 Ion Blaster, 2 Shottenhammer™ Blasters (side-mounted)
* Capacity: 4000 passengers
* Pleasure Cabins: Economy Class (500), First Class (150), VIP (13)
* Other: 2 Escape Shuttles
* Manufacturer: Space Homeys Interstellar Technologies™
* Operator: Faraway Astral Cruise Enterprise™


Personnel

* Flight Officers:
--- Captain: Sanoff Abbich
--- Commander: Veeber Furman
--- Lieutenant Commander: Bea Hatch
--- Rear Admiral: Ben Ober
--- Gunner: Hardt Azzaroq

* Senior Staff:
--- Ship Engineer: Lee Zaard
--- Floor Engineer: Rhag Burns
--- Head Doctor: Anna Tomie
--- Head Nurse: Shiwana Sammor
--- Head Chef: Turkiyen D'Oven
--- Head Attendant: Blau Joblonski
--- Master Masseuse: Virginia Nomo
--- Entertainment Director: Gimmie Stautwandt

* Cabin Attendants/Entertainers/Masseuses/Others


Amenities

* Public Spas
* Massage Booths
* Multi-Cultural Food Court
* Casinos
* Entertainment Plaza
* The Disco Stick Discothèque
* Pleasure Cabins/Quarters equipped with patented Vibration Generator + Zero and Simulated Gravity modes




Ion Blaster on top flanked by side-mounted Shottenhammer™ Blasters located near the Knoq-N Peq-R™ Designer Nose of the ship.




Pulse Lasers situated around the midsection of the of the ship.




Positron Cannons and Shock Cannons.




Positron Reactor.




Escape Shuttle.




Four Solar Catcher Arrays.




The three primary Positron Rocket Thrusters. The two Solar-Ion Thrusters above the primary thrusters are used for maneuvering in "tight" conditions.




Captain Sannoff Abbich commands the ship from the lower deck of the front bridge. The Disco Stick Discothèque is located in the upper deck.




Rear Admiral Ben Ober controls the rear bridge. Nobody is really sure what he is commanding there.




Pleasure Cabins run along the sides of the long ship.




Approximately 54 studs long.




The Kelso-preferred perspective.




Notice the stiffening pipes that run along the bottom of the ship from the nose to the rear. It was designed by the resident buttoxogist Dr. John Wang of the Longship Interstellar Pit Stop.







Interesting Facts:
1. The maiden voyage began from the Big Banana Galaxy and ended in Uranus via the Fox Fur Nebula scenic route.
2. The LS Deep Lancer was commissioned as a spy ship by the Agency for Shroud of Stealth for Operation Double Beaver Pass. Recently, it was commissioned by the 18th Deep Space Fleet as a battleship / 'merchant raider'.
3. The resident entertainers include the cryogenically-awakened members of 2 Live Crew and Silk. Guests are treated with titillating songs from the "As Nasty As They Wanna Be" album among other 2 Live Crew hits. The #1 hit single "Freak Me" by Silk is an all-time favorite among the ladies.
4. The ladies-only show "Barrelmen" is soldout daily. Chip-N-Dales is so last millennium.
5. Britney Spears was scheduled to appear for a one-time performance during a stop over at the Crab Nebula. Before stepping into stage, the songstress came down with perhaps the most virulent strain of the swine flu, which medical experts called Flu Z. Luckily, the banjo-shaped Starship Neck of Red carrying Miley Cyrus was docked nearby. Miley was available to replace Britney at a moment's notice. It's a party in the U.S.A., yo!
6. The Disco Stick Discothèque was erected in honor of Lady Gaga. 'Nuff said...







Builder's Deep Thoughts:

In the spirit of unusual ship names like Pillar of Autumn, Spirit of Fire, Eye of Chaos, Invisible Hand, Rusty Ferret, Kit-n-Kaboodle, 'Tards of Clone, etc., this ship is affectionately named Deep Lancer. The name embodies it purpose, slickness, form and function (internally and externally), "deep" properties, and "playability" among other things.

Pleasure and entertainment is usually depicted with vivid colors. But why is the ship dark? You know what they say, once you go bl... Wait, I do not know anything about that...

Why is a pleasure cruise spaceship equipped with weapons of war? Although it's a commercial ship, the LS Deep Lancer is fitted with weapons to:
1. zap space kiddies who try to peek in the adult action, which goes on 24/7.
2. clear them 'roids that get in the way... I mean, asteroids... yeah...
3. ward off space pirates. Them guys always like to take home the booty.
4. ... heck, a ship gotta have cannons. You wouldn't want grandma to ask, "Where's the beef?!?!"

All names are fictitious but definitely very suggestive. Didn't quite get it the first time? Read them slowly.

The scale of the LS Deep Lancer is nano- to microscale (depending on who's perspective) so not to be accused for overcompensating and still remain long and strong.

No MOCpages Appropriate Rules were violated during this presentation. If you feel otherwise, go cap yourself! (I actually do not know what that means, but I've heard Keith Goldman and Mark Kelso say it, so it must be prophetic.)


Read Keith Goldman's exclusive Review!


CREDIT:
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Comments

 I like it 
  November 19, 2011
AWESOME
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  November 29, 2010
Great details. Also, "go cap yourself" may mean to put on your hat and leave.
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  November 19, 2010
Huh huh, Dr. Wang, huh huh...Pretty cool, Dude!
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  September 28, 2010
COOL!Keep up the nice work!~Bob-omb
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  March 1, 2010
first, kudos for slipping this ship past the mods. and when i say slipping i mean.... n/m second, I love how your disclaimer came AFTER the words "deep" and "pleasure". Oh what we AFOL's have done to this childsplay hahaha
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  February 12, 2010
Nice ship.
Quoting The Master Fushi 'Tards of Clone, etc.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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  February 10, 2010
Cool idea to build a ship like this. 5 heads!
  January 27, 2010
Awesome--and I love your write up.
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  January 23, 2010
your control tower is..... just.....pfffff.....wow.....'''zing...vbhurzvbbcizejbf !!!!! (it is a very special alien language).....
 I made it 
  January 11, 2010
Quoting robert ball I just wanted to say, besides my like for this particular ship (your others are excellent also) that the one rule you mentioned has been rescinded. I didn't realize it would prevent a beauty like this from be posted in my group. Sorry.
No apologies needed, boss! I just wanted to make sure I followed the rules before I posted! XD
 I like it 
  January 11, 2010
I just wanted to say, besides my like for this particular ship (your others are excellent also) that the one rule you mentioned has been rescinded. I didn't realize it would prevent a beauty like this from be posted in my group. Sorry.
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  January 9, 2010
Unlike Keith, I think this concept is still funny... especially when it's so well done. I've noticed a lot of nice part usage but there's too much to mention them all - This almost Blacktron ship is totally cool !
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  January 9, 2010
Wow, this is impresive!
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  January 9, 2010
HA! LMFAO! Very funny and awesome looking ship.
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  January 7, 2010
Very nice look to this ship! Not often do I find non-star destroyerish ships.
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  January 7, 2010
Really sleek and awesome! I really like the look of this ship!
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  January 6, 2010
Some realy great design work on show here. Just a nice shape over-all, and alot of the elements are wicked of aspect, the bridge, the engine assembly are reall neat...
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  December 29, 2009
Oh where to begin? The Captain, the Cyrus thing, the Fox Fur Nebula, priceless! Not sure how I missed this when you posted it, bloody hilarious! As for the actual build, great! Terrific detail in this ship, a real, lady killer…..
 I like it 
  December 19, 2009
Awesome! Could you comment on my Imperial V-19 Torrent? Here's the link: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/170290
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  December 18, 2009
XD i love it when builders do this kind of thing with their mocs because they always make my laugh like a 13 year old in health class! Awesome build! The names of the crew are hilarious!
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  December 18, 2009
Wow,beautiful,i love this!
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  December 18, 2009
Appropriateness only applies to comments anyways, so you are free the rain innuendo down on all those that care to read - like me. A lovely ship, reminds me of this time in band camp... Lee.
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  December 17, 2009
Awesome job, the design and details are amazing. The commentary was...well, kinda unnerving. Keep on "lancing" with more sweet ships!
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  December 16, 2009
I meant to comment on it when you first posted it. I need a vacation so who much would it be to book a room lol. Nice build really sleek
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  December 13, 2009
Awesome ship, Master. Nice details. Being german, I had to read some of the names twice, but as I got it, I couldn´t stop laughing! Black is beautiful!
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  December 12, 2009
Great! And I'm glad there will still be adult-action in the far future ;-)
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  December 12, 2009
Really good. The colors look really nice, the shuttles are cool and the turrets are very nice. Great job.
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  December 12, 2009
PFC Haywood Jableuame reporting for duty! Absolutely love it! The ship is great, the innuendo even better. And if someone is going to start an innuendo group (CHRIS), I HAVE to join! Keep on brickin' on.~H
 I like it 
  December 12, 2009
Alright! We've got another innuendo laden presentation. (Hey Chris, when do we start the "innuendo group?") A nice build, and 10 points to Gryffindor for the commentary. Thanks as well for the back side shot...always a treat!
 I like it 
  December 12, 2009
Hahaha, very funny! Especially those crew member names had me in stitches. A great addition to the longship fleet. I like all the luxury cabins. And I'm glad you've learned this: no matter how much luxury your cruiser has, you can never go wrong with some war punch!
 I like it 
  December 11, 2009
Awesome, great design, love the bridge
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  December 11, 2009
Another great ship. I like the sketchy structure, and the cool details. I love it!
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  December 11, 2009
When I read the first paragraph, I figured you must be drunk while writing this. I have to share, I laughed out loud with the Miley Cyrus thing... one of the curses of having a 3 year old girl in the house... too much Hanna Montana. ~ Chris.
 I like it 
  December 11, 2009
awesome design, you really know how to compensate for things. lol 5/5
 
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