Hello, viewer. I am Zhanshi SIU-5, of the Coalition of Planets. If you are from the UNE, click this thing. Right there, that says UNE. If you are from the Coalition, click that thing. Right there, the one that says COP. Hurry along.
OK. Comment on this instead of the others. If you see this and you wonder "click what?@" I haven't finished yet.
This didn't come out too well, but I wanted to do it and I was impatient and bored.
Oh, and the 1st person thing didn't work so well either...
Oh wow. I just looked at them all, and this really, really sucks.