My not so amazing entry.
About this creation
My category: The Townies are Coming!
LegoLord's winning entry can be found "HERE
WARNING
The following contains situations of crude humor.
Welcome MocOlympics fans, and welcome to my rather pitiful entry, especially this far in to the running. SigMoffat Figgy here to bring you all the joys of.....
The Public Restroom I'm here to explore this place and give you a few survival tips.
Tip #21: Just because it has a pretty little garden out front doesn't mean the inside is any better. - This garden isn't even that nice.
Tip #12: Don't be drawn in by bright and happy colors. The common passer by may see this and think "This looks like a good place to go". A less common passer by may say "Oh, look! A McDonalds!"
What's this?
This poor man has obviously not paid attention in Restroom Class. (offered at the University of Shannonia for 12.45 a night)
Let's go see what pushed him over the edge.
Camera-man: "Hey! Where's my Bio-Helmet?"
Well, let's start at the urinals. Though by far the most awkward places in the restroom,(no one likes having to unzip with another man a foot away) it's nothing to make a man run off sick.
Bloody vandals.....
Here's the sinks. Though the garishly-colored mirrors and bad editing are a turn-off, I wouldn't exactly go bringing up my lunch.
Maybe he saw something in here.....
Holy Crap! It's bubbling! Get on the phone and call the poo squad ASAP!
Well folks, there you have it. I hope you'll never think of Public Restrooms again, and never even think of going in one.
Wait... Dr. Mayer?
Oscar:"This is my day job"
Hut Hut Hut Hut.....
Nothing like a good Jack-Plunger to get the job done.
Fourth Wall Commentary
Weee! Urinals. I'm actually quite pleased with how they turned out.
My paper towel dispenser that I'm very proud of.
Why yes, this IS disturbing.
This is the only remaining evidence of my previous attempt at an entry. After all, Hollywood is commonly known as TinselTOWN. I though the Chinese Theater would be really cool to make, but in the end, I realized I had bitten off more than I could chew. I just didn't have the pieces to finish it. (Oh, and judges, if you think this one is better than my entry, you can judge it instead =) )
Now that I'm as good as done with the MOs, I gonna go clean my room.
And sort all this out.
I'd like to apologize for the poor photo quality, and the quality of the entry in general, but to tell you the truth, I made this all this morning.
I'd like to thank....
Chris - thanks for all your hard work on this contest. If it weren't for you, I never would have have built the weird things I did.
The Judges - Thanks for all your hard work too.
Jack Fonchezz - Thanks for all your support through this, sorry I couldnn't go all the way for you.
And Finally.....
To LegoLord
Good luck in the division finals dude. Sorry I couldn't give you the fight you deserve. Don't worry though, I'll wipe the floor with you next year.
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Oli "shroom" Harding October 30, 2010 |
lol, bubling toilet... |
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November 29, 2009 |
Very good, especially the urinals! The only thing wrong that I could see was that YOUR paper towel dispenser actually appears have paper towels in it! :) |
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November 7, 2009 |
nice toilet using the stormtroopers helmet! |
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October 29, 2009 |
That was disturbing! |
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October 24, 2009 |
hahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh!!!!! |
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October 12, 2009 |
I think you did a great job. This was funny and there are some, er, "interesting" techniques here. ;-) Thanks for being a great opponent! |
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October 11, 2009 |
Quoting Ryz Wheeling
Great, i think you made me even sicker than i already am....are you happy with yourself?!
Myself, yes, my entry, no. |
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October 11, 2009 |
Great, i think you made me even sicker than i already am....are you happy with yourself?! |
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October 7, 2009 |
Much better than you give yourself credit for. The paper towel dispenser was nothing short of brilliant and I don't care what anyone says, poo humor always works;^) Congrats on a good run! |
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October 7, 2009 |
funny |
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October 6, 2009 |
In the toilet bowl scene, was that something bubbling out or Phipson flushing himself in? XD |
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October 6, 2009 |
Oh god... I was feeling sick before this! Actually it's pretty detailed. Wait, that came out wrong... |
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October 6, 2009 |
Gross (or how it's spelled...). The chuckle of the day it was, you're good at restrooms... |
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October 5, 2009 |
unfortunate you didn't get through, but i did think it was very funny, especially how well you've bought out the repulsive sights of a mens toilet haha |
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October 5, 2009 |
Looks like Brian beat me to the final vote here, but I'll chime in none the less...Not a bad bit of MOCing. Some funny commentary and some nice techniques. Thanks for playing this year, now for the love of all that's holy...clean your room! (yeah...mine's worse!) |
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October 5, 2009 |
You do not have my vote...I'm sorry. |
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October 5, 2009 |
The paper towel dispenser is sheer brilliance. Well done on the build, but I did give my vote to your opponent. Best of luck with the other judges. Lee. |
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October 5, 2009 |
Yeah, you might be right...=) |
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October 5, 2009 |
Quoting Dave Kaleta
Great build! Though I wish you would have talked about the urinal buffer-zone.
I actually considered going into more detail, but I don't like to have more text than pictures, and I don't have many pictures for this one :^( |
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October 5, 2009 |
Great build! Though I wish you would have talked about the urinal buffer-zone. |
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October 5, 2009 |
Quoting Eturior .
Not your best entry, but stil it's good!
No kidding. This is MAYBE round 2 worthy. |
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October 5, 2009 |
Not your best entry, but stil it's good! |
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October 5, 2009 |
Nicely done and very funny !
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October 5, 2009 |
Hilarious! You brought on the dirty! And I mean dirty - urinals and all...! Awesome build! |
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October 5, 2009 |
Heh heh great stuff man, you just made Town cool! If I were a judge you would've gotten my vote; LL's moc had some cool buildings but I think yours was funnier and used less bricks. Well done! (PS: I KNEW Chris would love this: he loves anything with the word "toilet" in it...) |
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Dave Shaddix October 4, 2009 |
so many comments to make, I'll just say that those urinals are the best! the urinal cakes are a nice touch too. well done and good luck. |
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October 4, 2009 |
You've got LL at your knees! |
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October 4, 2009 |
great over all MOC man the jack-plunger, and the bio helmet were great touches. i think you have a good entry here. |
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October 4, 2009 |
Blurgk; taking refuge in audacity, are you? |
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October 4, 2009 |
hahahaha.... I saw some nice techniques there, but probably not enough to take down your next opponent. Oh well... you will still always be remembered as "That Guy Who Tamed The Mighty Ocean" You are still my hero. |
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October 4, 2009 |
You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. This is a solid entry that made me laugh! But now, as you were pretty sure was coming, my vote goes to LL. Good luck with the other judges! ~ Chris. |
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October 4, 2009 |
Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great
Public restrooms ain't got nothin' on school restrooms. Beleive me. I've seen horrors beyond imagination that will forever scar my mind... But that toilet, man, I saw something like that (on a lesser scale) once, it is disturbing. I feel sorry for the people who clean those places, oh wait, they don't clean them. That's why they're so dirty...
I actually took inspiration from a Dritry Jobs episode, though school bathrooms are bad too. I'm just sad I didn't put any graffiti in. |
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October 4, 2009 |
Public restrooms ain't got nothin' on school restrooms. Beleive me. I've seen horrors beyond imagination that will forever scar my mind... But that toilet, man, I saw something like that (on a lesser scale) once, it is disturbing. I feel sorry for the people who clean those places, oh wait, they don't clean them. That's why they're so dirty... |
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October 4, 2009 |
Quoting Steef de Prouw
Hahahahahaha! That is really funny. I love the urinals and the jack-plumber.
Sadly, this is a building competition, not a comedy one. |
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October 4, 2009 |
Hahahahahaha! That is really funny. I love the urinals and the jack-plumber. |
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