Oh, noes! Vader working a day job? Heaven forbid!
About this creation
Just a little something I threw together......
The concept:
After the duel on cloud city, the Emperor decided that Vader didn't do such a good job, so he decided to give him a temporary demotion to the position of "Receptionist", where his job is to give everybody a big warm welcome to the Death Star II! Yes, a receptionist. The Death Star II had become a bit of a tourist trap, famed for it's spectacular firework shows. (If you know what I mean...)
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"Solitare, solitare, solitare. I always play solitare! I need something new....."
"Minesweeper, minesweeper, minesweeper....."
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"Hello, Mouse-K36!"
"Greetings, insignificant one."
"I was just wondering.....Weren't you smaller in the movies?"
"Affirmative. Telivision makes everyone look skinnier. Especially for you, as I can see.
"Uh, Vader? Could you hand me my binoculars?
"Get 'em yourself! I have to do three thousand force-assisted push-ups!
"Temper, temper.....Sheesh....."
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~Caption Needed! Put your joke of choice in your comment, and it may be featured here! Thank You!~
Thank you, please comment, and have a bullet-riddled day!
(Yes, I know the jokes in this post were kinda corny, but it was all I had to work with.)
Comments
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Vader: "I'm the receptionist, therefore I get the money that fell under the desk!" Stormtrooper: "Finders keepers!" Vader: "But I was busy with push-ups!" |
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I like it |
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September 17, 2009 |
So for $200 I'm supposed to take up your job behind the desk? Are you nuts!? The triviality of your occupation is legendary! Just because I'm a stormtrooper doesn't mean I'm stupid! |
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I like it |
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September 16, 2009 |
Cool!!! |
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I like it |
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September 16, 2009 |
lol that was really good i loved it! |
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I like it |
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September 12, 2009 |
Vader becomes a secratary! Force forbid! |
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I like it |
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September 11, 2009 |
Vader"I Need You To Give Me Money To Buy My Capital One Card!!!!" ,Trooper" But I Need This For My New Armor!!!" ,Vader "I Know Where You Live!!!!" ,Trooper"What Quarters???" ,Vader"278" , trooper" NOOOOO!!!!!" |
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I like it |
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September 11, 2009 |
lol very nice, I can imagine this too |
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I like it |
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September 11, 2009 |
love it!
vader:Whare'd you get all that mulah jay?!
Jay(snowtrooper):Hmmmm,I dont think i'll be tellin'.
Vader:please with this low end job i dont have enough money to pay the bills,ever since the econimy crashed IM BROKE!!
Jay:ok fine,all i did was "dispach" about 100 rebels and live to tell the tale!
Vader:why do i bother..... |
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Love the desk! Caption "I told you the Death Star 1 would explode! Now were's my 300 bucks Vader! This is 200!" |
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I like it |
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September 11, 2009 |
That reception desk is amazingly designed... except for the fact that there's no way in or out :) |
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