This is my entry for the 2009 MocOlympics Round 1 in the category "You Know What They Say..." versus Commander Crash. Enjoy!
About this creation
Category: "You Know What They Say..."
Opponent: Commander Crash
Group: 2
Bracket: 2H
(Side note: This MOC was somewhat inspired by a quote in one of Phipson's MOCs ... about Phipson "always over compensating for something.")
(Warning: This MOC contains mature content. May not be suitable for children under ... Well, we've been in contact with Phipson ... all bets are off!)
INTRODUCTION:
Peter Pippenton is a mound of confidence. He's cocky. He's so confident he can have any girl on the planet... well, at least for the first date. He never seemed to get past that step.
He's full of himself he cannot see the truth. For all he knows, those women he dated were out of his league... or is it the other way around?
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Master Shifu Leo J presents
in the category
"You Know What They Say..."
THE ANSWER IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
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Peter woke up in a cold sweat. The vicious dream revealed what eluded him. It was like a triple slap on the face, cheap game show style...
FLASHBACK TO THE DREAM:
Announcer: "Welcome to GET A CLUE!, where we help you realize the obvious. Please welcome our host, Eddie Slack!"
Eddie: "Hello everybody! Today's contestant is Peter Peeping Tom, sporting a funky eyepiece."
Peter: "What's up, E.D. ... and by the way, that's Pippenton, Slack!"
Eddie: "You should talk... Anyway, Peter can't keep the ladies after the first date. Let's help him figure this out."
Eddie: "Our first guest is a flagpole."
Peter: "(Perplexed...) What?!? Are we doing the Pledge of Allegiance or something?"
The audience was silent.
Eddie: " OK, let's try another method. Our second guest is Mr. Barrel Man."
Peter: "What's with the fashion statement?!? You can't get chicks that way. Hey dude, get a shirt!"
The audience gasps! But cool Mr. Barrel Man just smiles. He knows better. His gold tooth sparkles.
(If you have not met Mr. Barrel Man, click here)
Eddie: "Hmmm, maybe a serpent analogy would work. Our third guest is Snake Eyes Dude."
Peter: "(Softly...) Is this show and tell? (Yawns... Then with a booming voice...) Ahem, and your point, E.D.?"
Eddie rolls his eyes.
Snake Eyes Dude: "(Furious...) Wait 'til you get a hold of my snake!!"
A few members of the audience actually snickered...
Eddie: "This is tougher than I thought. Let's bring in the big guns. Today's special guest is the good doctor. He brought with him a BFC-DSP."
Peter: "What's up with the missile, yo?!?!"
Peter is still oblivious! Everybody in the audience slaps their foreheads. The "AHA!" moment ain't happening. Flagpole falls off its chair.
Eddie: "(Sighs...) Peter, Peter, Peter... you really need help. Time to bring in the mystery guest. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome one of Peter's ex-girlfriends, Beaver... er, Beverly!"
Peter: "(Whispers to self...) I could use a little beav..."
Beverly: "Oh, for Pete's sake, get a clue!"
Peter looks down in front of him...
Peter: "GAAAAHHHH!!!!"
Eddie: "So cute! (snaps a pic)"
The audience and panel of guests erupts into wild cheers!!! Mr. Barrel Man ROFLs.
Then the rest joined in the ROFLcoptering!
... That's when Peter woke up... TOING!
THE END
Comments
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December 27, 2011 |
I don't get it but it's funny!!
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August 24, 2010 |
Hahaha! How could I miss this? |
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May 7, 2010 |
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I have never seen this! Great stuff, fits our new group perfectly! |
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March 30, 2010 |
aha ! awesome, great job |
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October 18, 2009 |
I sense a very embarassing doctor's appointment coming up...
Like barrel man: ROFL!!!!!
Dude this is hilarious! |
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September 15, 2009 |
This is too funny. Love the magnifying glass scene and thanks for the cameo. Lee. |
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September 5, 2009 |
lol, so good i read it twice! |
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I made it |
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August 26, 2009 |
Thanks everybody! |
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Dave Shaddix August 24, 2009 |
heh ...game show. well played. Though you have the majority vote, we'll make this a sweep. ~dave |
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August 22, 2009 |
hahahahahaha!!!! since then, everybody calls him "shorty"!..... oh i forgot, it was just a dream! good work man! this comic made my day! |
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August 22, 2009 |
I stand at attention and salute you! |
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August 21, 2009 |
The flagpole's not the only one who fell of his chair.=) Hilarious man! |
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August 21, 2009 |
Welcome to round 2! ~ Chris. |
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Do I even need to say it? WIN!!!! (hilarious, man!) |
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Max S. August 19, 2009 |
lol
very funny, good luck for ya! |
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August 19, 2009 |
wow. you took that phrase literally. if everyone made mocs like this, the world would either be a far better or a far worse place. I still don't know which. good luck! |
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August 19, 2009 |
heheh. you get my vote. |
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George Kemper August 18, 2009 |
Ha Wow that was hularous! I am still laughing!-George |
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August 18, 2009 |
good luck!!!! |
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August 18, 2009 |
HAHAHAHAHA (*wipes tear from eye*) HAHAHAHA... and so on... That's one funny and well put together entry! Good luck! ~ Chris |
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Well, when reading the first part I was thinking that this was getting a little boring, and I wasn't sure if it would even be any good. BUT as soon as his girlfriend pulled out that magnifying glass I was on the floor laughing hysterically. Great ending! Good luck. -Dylan |
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August 18, 2009 |
This is bloody funny pal, very well overall build, I love the gold tooth guy ;) keep on the good work and good luck >>> peace.. Firas |
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