Ramota Corps first helicopter. The legendary ROFLCOPTER 5000. Please stay and read its amazing features.
About this creation
Mr. Ramota: "Hello I am CEO and founder of Ramota Corps, my name is Tom Ramota."
Mr. Ramota: "I present you the ROFLCOPTER 5000 or Ramota's Official Flying Luxury Copter 5000. Its elegant and smooth desgin makes it the most luxurious vehicle in the world, it is even better than the tractor!"
Mr. Ramota: "This helicopter is so successful many people across the galaxy use it."
Mr. Ramota: "Equipped with nuclear gatling guns, nuclear powered gatling guns which fires nuclear rounds, it is bound to chase off any intruders including Rambo himself."
Mr. Ramota: "The Rebels use it. And Look its Luke Skywalker!"
Mr. Ramota: "The Empire deploys it, and notice the real life storm trooper."
Mr. Ramota: "The Republic likes it. It is a clone!"
Mr. Ramota: "The jedi does not use it because some of them have large heads. Poor jedi, his head goes through the roof."
Mr. Ramota: "And finally even the sith use it. Whoa its Darth Vader!"
Mr Ramota: "With its cutting edge technology and auto pilot you don't have to worry a thing!"
Mr. Ramota: "This helicopter even has extra space for your friends and belongings!"
Ganster: "Get out of that vehicle."
Mr. Ramota: "What? Where did you come from?"
*Ganster takes out gun*
Mr. Ramota: "AHHHHHHHH *in a squeaky girly voice*."
Mr. Ramota: "I'll sell you this for a nice price if you don't hurt me."
Ganster: "Hmmm a bargained price, how much?"
Mr Ramota: "It was 2.99, so how bout 150,00.99?"
Ganster: "You crazy outrageous old man! Its mine now for a whopping price of 0."
Mr. Ramota: "I got robbed oh no!"
Assistant: "It is alright you rob people of their money everyday."
Gangster: "Man this piece of junk ran out of gas."
Assistant: "Hi this is Mr. Ramotas assistant I'm here because of some techinical difficulties. Anyways get this amazing helicopter not for 2.99 dollars but an amazing bargained price of 150,000.99 dollars!"
Man! I was thinking of doing an MOC called the BrothelCopter, which would've been a Brothel with helicopter blades attached to it, but then I thought that joke was kind of past it. That said, no one can steal that idea from me, I may yet use it. In fact it's starting to grow on me. You know who were cool?... the photon troopers from the first AoE. Enough about them, this p0wns!