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Prussian Army Training
Before you is an example of Prussian training practices. This takes place during the daily 15-20 mile run.
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Gunny: LET'S GO MAGGOTS! MOVE IT!

The men frantically climb over a small mount of tangled brush.

Gunny: MOVE %@+&#$!!! I'VE SEEN PREGNANT WOMEN MORE AGILE THAN YOU HOPELESS WHEPLS!

More men dash past the Gunny.

Suddenly a man trips climbing over the mound and lands headfirst on the ground, his helmet spike driving in the earth like a stake.

Gunny: #^%*&@ STEUBEN!!! GET YOUR @$$ UP AND KEEP MOVING! IF I SEE THAT AGAIN IT'S TEN LASHES!

The soldier immediately corrects himself and joins the rest.

This kind of training is primarily what makes the Prussian Army the best in the world.



Comments

 I made it 
  October 26, 2009
Quoting Nick Shelton Uhh, why are they using future weapons and out-dated grenades? Also, a daily run like you say would kill a man, not make him "fit for battle."
He just thinks it's killing him, and that's only on the first few times he does it. Then you get used to it.
  October 20, 2009
Uhh, why are they using future weapons and out-dated grenades? Also, a daily run like you say would kill a man, not make him "fit for battle."
 I like it 
  August 11, 2009
Great dialog and I love those helmets!!
 
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