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The Starwars Geeks Episode II
The second installment of a series of smack MOCs dedicated to the Commanders.
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anyway here we go again...

The Starwars Geeks Episode II



Commander Goo: "Crap, do you hear that Commander Marty54, I think Fig just thawed out. He thinks he is going to wake up helping our fellow clones in The Battle of the Frozen Toe, but when he sees this were doomed."

Commander Marty54: "Oh, come on, how mad could he be?"


Commander Fig: "Where in the @#$% are we, you two are so %$#@#$ dead that when I'm done you are gonna be pulling %$@@ out of your $#@$$#$@#@#@#%@.

Commander Goo: "Fig, you should put some clothes on first."

Commander Fig: "Well I guess I'll save you the trouble of having to look at..."

Commander Marty54: "Don't worry man, theres nothing there anyway."

[Commander Fig screams in anger]


Commander Marty54: "Hey Goo, come see this Earth specimen I just found here on the ground"
(That ant is really Chris Phipson on an undercover mission to find out what life in Africa is really like.)


Commander Fig: "Now where was I?"
[aims blaster at the Commanders]


Voice: "Now, wait just a minute there."

Commander Fig: "Huell Howser?"

Huell: "Hey Larry, zoom in on this. I can believe that we actually are talking to some real life starwars geeks."

Larry: "Yeah man, usually they tend to hide underground."

Huell: "Dis is amazin', come here can we interview you?"

Huell: "So whats you name geek?"

Commander Fig: "Commander Fig."

Huell: "Amazin', now does this have any relation to your favorite food?"

Commander Fig: "Yes, I love figs."

Huell: "So Commander Fig, tell us how this whole Commander chain started."

Commander Fig: "Well I started calling myself Commander Fig a little while ago and made an awesome clone replica of myself, with custom paint. Then next thing you know "bam!" they're 4,000 other commanders on MOCpages. It seems like other people are copying my totally awesomenesslyness!

Huell: "I'm so sorry, lets move on folks..."


Huell: "Now I'm here with Commander Goo from the planet Nolifeatall. Tell us a little about yourself."

Commander Goo: "Well, I just posted a custom clone army that has 300 smilies, it is like so totally cool. It has been my life's dream to copy Commander Fig and have cool conversations on his stuff. Maybe someday those average builders like Mark Kelso, Sean Kenney, or Nannan Z. will discover my clones and be sooooo jealous about them."

Huell: "Yeah, right...."


Huell: "Well folks that concludes our visit with the Starwars geeks. If you enjoyed out visit and would like to share it with family and friends it is now available on DVD and video cassette for the low price of just $22.95 just call 1-800-STAR-GEEKS. See you next time!


Anyway hope you enjoyed it! Now I'm gonna clear this up once and for all, as Chris Phipson said earlier, this MOC is not designed to make fun of any builder. I would like to personally encourage any younger builder to keep building and making MOCs to improve on their skills. This MOC was designed to give some smack to those who brag about their stuff having 200 smilies when even thought it might only have earned 4 or 5. This kind of behavior actually prevents any younger builder who might not have the skills of us older ones to actually not be discovered. The reason I use commander as the name is that it is the commanders who are particularly doing this sort of stuff, not all of them, but just a special few. (not mentioning any names, but I bet you can figure out who). Please don't take this in the wrong way, if you don't spam others creations or have conversations on them, THEN THIS MOC IS NOT DIRECTED TO YOU!

Well, that is it. Check back in a while for the third and final episode.



Comments

 I like it 
  October 14, 2009
That is one Funny MOC I`ll just stick to my WW2 Things, No way Im going to be a Star wars Geek hehe..
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  July 21, 2009
Splendid stuff Dylan, I love humour in my MOCs, makes em crunchy!
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  July 20, 2009
XD pretty funny man, hope I do not fall into that category
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  July 20, 2009
Quoting Commander S Ummmm...Problem. I'm young (11) and my stuff has a max of something like 14 smilies (Even that is some news I found on the internet) but I have the commander name. But I definitely don't spam on creations, you have emails and Messenges for that but the one place I think you can chat is in groups. Anyway, where does this put me?
Don't worry Commander S. were only poking fun of those who actually spam each others creations. Since I know you quite well, I can say that you are defiantly not part of this little comic. You are young, but you just have to keep building and learning from us older MOCiers, that is what MOCpages is about. As I said before, I along with any other AFOL would encourage you to do so. -Dylan
  July 20, 2009
Sorry, bad case of lag. I've deleted the duplicate comments. (I'm not spamming!)
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  July 20, 2009
Ummmm...Problem. I'm young (11) and my stuff has a max of something like 14 smilies (Even that is some news I found on the internet) but I have the commander name. But I definitely don't spam on creations, you have emails and Messenges for that but the one place I think you can chat is in groups. Anyway, where does this put me?
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  July 20, 2009
Oh, and I just hope that no one copies my Lt. Col and abuses it like the Commanders . . . ~ Ghostman :)
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  July 20, 2009
Ha, ha, ha! Another great and hilarious one!:D I love these. Can't wait for the third one. And I can't stop chuckling when I read the name "Commander Goo". Great work Dylan. ~ Ghostman :)
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  July 20, 2009
You described them perfectly
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  July 20, 2009
nyayhhaha. That is great.
  July 20, 2009
lol i was looking at the explore stuff and under the buzz the word commander was huge!
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  July 20, 2009
I always suspected Phipson's behavior was compensation for some size deficiency...I just never realized to what degree!
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  July 20, 2009
LOL! I think I'll cancel that experiment of posting a random fig now... This is funny, like always, the first one was good, this is great! LOL!
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  July 20, 2009
When's the drama gonna start? An important part of the Star Wars builder life on this site is the pointless drama.
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  July 19, 2009
Very funny Dylan!!! NIce job on thinking on all thse jokes!!! But you should really consider making one for teh HALO kiddyes taht alwayz ask fr instraktions!!!! and thei m0cs are jost 100000 betar tahn yars, if you rate low to them, they'll spam you, so beware the Halo kiddies, gunfire may rip the flesh form your bones, starvation may cripple you and john paul may spam your m0cs, but beware the halo kiddies...
 I like it 
  July 19, 2009
You tell'em Dylan! :) (actually, the only annoying thing I find in clones is the "group flood" effect. When you post a MOC in some groups, it gets immediately flushed out from the main page by dozens of "Clone on a plate" MOCs)
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  July 19, 2009
lol!
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  July 19, 2009
Ur jst posting tehs mocs cuz u r jelus of mi supah awsum cl0n3 army. Itz alredy got more than 200 smiles becuz itz awsum and b1g!
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  July 19, 2009
Nice one. And here's the funniest part (to me anyway) I am actually half African! ~ Chris.
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  July 19, 2009
I love the smack talk! Again, the whole commander thing is soo funny. Great job!
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  July 19, 2009
Once again well said! Go Huell!!!
 
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