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Greetings everyone, I would like to tell you a little bit about this before we begin. This ain't no commander MOC that gets spammed to have 100 smilies. This is one of dem hardcore MOCs, ok I'm gonna stop taking like this!


Last week there was a starwars convention in which all of the Commanders here on MOCpages were invited to go to the planet Vongoo to party and celebrate everyone of their MOCs that got over 100 smilies. On the way back to their home planet their space transportation device (space ship) crashed on one of those no name planets called Earth, somewhere deep in Africa.



So i present the truth about all of the Commanders that drive us all crazy.




Commander Goo (the one in white): "Why the @#%$ did you have to crash our space ship!

Commander Marty54 (the one in yellow): "Hey man you told me you knew how to fly a space ship, you were to tell me what to do and I would press the buttons.

Commander Goo: "Well maybe if you had stopped playing with your Venator we would have gotten somewhere!"



Commander Marty54: "At least I have a Venator, bub!"


Commander Marty54: "Oh, don't listen to him Venator, there is a reason you have 257 smilie faces."

Commander Goo: "What is that, just because Commander Zulaer12845 rated your Venator 254 times in a row doesn't mean that you have the coolest things, my 134 clone army will pown your drones!"

Commander Marty54: "Ok thats enough!"

Commander Goo: "Commander Fig is gonna be so pissed at us."

Commander Marty54: "Your the one who convinced Commander Fig that freezing himself in the freezer of his own ship would make him "larger."

Commander Goo: "Think positive, maybe he will just remove us from the I.H.N.L. Club." (I have no Life Club). "Oh who am I kidding he is gonna kill us!"


Commander Marty54: "Oh just chill, look he is still frozen in that ice block."


Commander Marty54: "What the h@#$ are you doing Goo."

Commander Goo: "Sit-ups, so when Commander Fig wakes up I'll at least be able to fight for a few seconds."


Commander Goo: " I have a feeling this is gonna end up worse then the time when Commander Itlner978 forgot to comment on Commander Fig's custom clone army."

Commander Marty54: "Is that guys head still on the mantle?"


Commander Marty54: "Ok, lets just chill and have some fun before you know who wakes up."

Commander Goo: "Alright, do you have any 7's."


Commentary: I'm a little fed-up (get it) with all of the commanders here on MOCpages, I mean they all have little conversations on each others creations resulting in some clone getting 200 smilies. Just a little smack MOC about them, look I even made one about myself:
here.

See episode here.



Comments

Dylan B
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Angryraccoon .
  January 11, 2010
Ha ha! My thoughts exactly! I find it hilarious that the first people to comment were the ones you were making fun of-excuse me, smacking! Ha ha!
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  November 5, 2009
I think i got a pretty good idea on who the yellow trooper is... But on the other hand, this is great! It's very funny!
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  July 21, 2009
Absolutely brilliant Dylan, very true. As several people have pointed out there are great Clone MOCs out there (i'm old-school Star wars myself), but I too am really tired of Elite Commander Sharpie posting his 'custom' clone commander to 50+ comments of 'Aw5um'.
  July 20, 2009
To the user below me: rating system abuse.
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  July 20, 2009
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  July 20, 2009
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  July 20, 2009
Nice, can i rate 3 times
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  July 19, 2009
here are my thoughts, some of the clone commanders do make good creations so for those they get popular then they get everyone talking so they get even more popular then everything they make even if it's terrible gets popular a lot of stuff is better then most of the stuff they make, Dylan a lot of your stuff is, I usually don't do castle but I love dawn conquest better then their stuff and theirs is more popular! anyways great moc.
  July 19, 2009
sorry, but I didn't rate it twice, so blame phipson :D
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  July 19, 2009
Quoting Space Pirate Well Chris, I think I have to clear this up for you
Space Pirate, that is it. Your wasting both Chris's and my time. The conversation is getting pointless. You've gotten your point across, and I'm glad you have your own opinion. Enough is enough. I would also like to point out that now your making my MOC into a conversation paradise which is exactly what were tying to get away from in the first place.
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  July 19, 2009
Space Pirate, I never said I cared about the 200 comments thing, I was just defending Dylan because people thought he was insulting ALL clone commanders. That's all. Man, we should really stop talking and just go build! Later ~ Chris.
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  July 19, 2009
Quoting Chris Phipson Dylan, there is a fine line between "making fun of someone" and just having fun with smack-talk. ~ Chris.
Wow, thanks for all of the help Chris, I was in the process of typing Episode II and I was gonna make a section that stated pretty much what you just said, until I discovered what you just stated. Very true, and thanks as always. -Dylan
  July 19, 2009
Well Chris, I think I have to clear this up for you ;) What I believe is, that this whole rating system on MOCpages is based on popularity, it doesn't rank the MOCs according to best MOCs, but to most popular! that's a difference. I guess each MOC that has more than 10 'I like it's is actually rated 5 out of 5 and therefore is not better or worse than any other MOC. It's all just about popularity, and some people are more popular than others. maybe they contribute more to the community than others, join more groups and comment on literally each MOC out there to gain popularity....maybe blame it on the rating system of MOCpages, but it really is that easy. Nobody stops you from starting conversations on your MOCs! If popularity is all that you seek, than you are in the wrong place here ;) I don't like people who rate their own stuff either, and none of my creations is spammed or overrated by conversations...and still I don't care, because I believe this is a place to share Lego creations! I'm glad about any comment on my MOCs, but do you really care so much for how many comments others got? is it really that important? they are kids, leave them alone...they won't listen to an adult anyway ;) and if you are mature enough, you should have no problems with it! that's all, sorry Dylan, that was pretty long LOL
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  July 19, 2009
Wow Chris you took the words right out of mouth well almost all of them anyway :)
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  July 19, 2009
Dylan, there is a fine line between "making fun of someone" and just having fun with smack-talk. You have NOT crossed that line. Now then, if you would allow me to field this one for a sec. First off people, this moc is NOT insulting to anyone. If you find yourself insulted, then you should not take yourself so seriously. This is what's known as smacktalk. Dylan is NOT making fun of the kids that don't have a lot of parts and have just begun their MOC career. He, like the rest of us "respected AFOLS" as you put it, encourage these kids to keep building and improve their skills, regardless of what their online name is. What Dylan is pointing out here, is the one's who use their mocs to have conversations with other people and then boast and brag that they have 200 comments, when in fact, only about 4 or 5 of those comments are about the moc that they are posted on. I for one don't have a problem with "Clone Commander whatevernumberIam." I think it's great that young builders are getting involved and learning to love the hobby like we all have. And if any of you can't see the difference between what Dylan did here and "true spite," then you're in the wrong place. Good job Dylan and don't let those guys get to you. Heck, take a look at my MOCie awards and my Halo page for some of the same type of stuff. Just let it roll off your back. ~ Chris.
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  July 19, 2009
Quoting Supah Panda Congratulations, you, along with adults, have made fun of 6-10 year-old children!!!!
Tell me where in this MOC I mentioned a 6-10 year old kid? It is a smack MOC which means it's just for laughs.
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  July 19, 2009
Quoting Supah Panda It is truly sad when respected AFOLs make fun of kids with imaginations. Do you honestly expect a 7 year-old to have average builing skills? I don't.
When did we ever mention a 7-year old?
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  July 19, 2009
Quoting Space Pirate it's fun up to a certain amount, but I think we've all seen enough MOCs making fun of starwars/ halo kiddies and whatnot...I'm fed up with people making fun of others...Lego is primary a kid's toy, and that's it! You yourself are trying to get more comments by making fun of others, because this MOC is nowhere as good as the comments it got would suggest. and that soo many AFOLs actually approve it, makes me really sad...in which world are we in? I thought you americans are so full of god...oh my...
Ok, I'll try to make this as nice as possible. I'm not saying we hate anyone with the name commander. It's those people (usually commanders) who post a clone fig and either A. spam it to have 200 smilies or B. Have a giant conversation in it so it still gets to 200 smilies. The reason all of the AFOLs approve too is that those MOC takes away from the good MOC being on the "Most popular MOC of the week page."
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  July 19, 2009
Quoting Moses Mohsen Nice camera, how many megapixels is it? ~Moses
6.3
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  July 19, 2009
As one of the official coiners of the term clonetard (at least the definer), might I point out that not all clonies are clonetards? Clonetardism requires bad pictures, bad grammar, and bad MOCs. So the use of the term clonetard might be improper for some... Clonie is a more general term, I guess.
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  July 19, 2009
Quoting Super duper ultra elite master chief jedi clone commander Darth Young ur just jelus of my eleet clone armee u hater
Ok that is just great!
  July 19, 2009
Lol, it's amazing how many klontards have commented on how funny it is, trying to make themselves believe it is not about them. Don't worry guys, you're still in stage one: denial. You will soon come to accept that if you have a clone trooper icon, more than 10 clone trooper MOCs and a clone title or nickname, you are a clonetard. On the MOC, it was done nicely, you made your point. Personally I like Star Wars MOCs, just not anything affilated with clone troopers or the clone wars series.
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  July 19, 2009
YES!!
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  July 19, 2009
Thanks for this Smack-MOC... I needed it. And don't worry for me :)
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  July 19, 2009
it's fun up to a certain amount, but I think we've all seen enough MOCs making fun of starwars/ halo kiddies and whatnot...I'm fed up with people making fun of others...Lego is primary a kid's toy, and that's it! You yourself are trying to get more comments by making fun of others, because this MOC is nowhere as good as the comments it got would suggest. and that soo many AFOLs actually approve it, makes me really sad...in which world are we in? I thought you americans are so full of god...oh my...
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  July 19, 2009
Nice camera, how many megapixels is it? ~Moses
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  July 19, 2009
Thank you.
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  July 19, 2009
This is a GREAT way to get back at those Clonetards, Commander somethings, and them Star Wars Geeks. I reckon Thanks to these clontards, MOCpage's Blooming Builders get no attention, which finds its self in SW MOCs. I'm gonna do an experiment, I'm gonna make a random Clone Commander, and see if what you say, is true!
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  July 19, 2009
Quote-Super duper ultra elite master chief jedi clone commander Darth Young So true Shannon. How many of MOCers comment like this? %25? lol. On another note, what a funny and true creation! I like it.
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  July 19, 2009
200/5, Maybe that could help! Good Job!
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  July 19, 2009
ROFL! That is so true!
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  July 19, 2009
Hillarious, I give it like infinity stars (that's what my 5 year old students say ALL the time when they want to one-up each other).
  July 19, 2009
ur just jelus of my eleet clone armee u hater
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  July 19, 2009
Quoting Commander Fero lol this is really funny especially when you click on the writing and there playing cards! lol...also how do you make the pictures big?
In the picture HTML code, you change the SPLASH to DISPLAY and remove the "Border= width= height=" part.
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  July 18, 2009
Finally! Someone is sticking it to commanders! What about royalty huh? Doesn't a king get his dues?
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  July 18, 2009
Quoting Commander Aaron Hay Dylan like my new Name i made it espically for you I know not evreyone can have a AWESOME name like mine am i right? Oh well back to my old name! -Aaron or should i say COMMANDER AARON no yeah Aaron not Commander wait AGGGHH! Ok -Aaron better stop writing before i cahnge my mind. :)
It's good to see my MOC is having some positive impact. Wait a minute!!!
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  July 18, 2009
Hay Dylan like my new Name i made it espically for you I know not evreyone can have a AWESOME name like mine am i right? Oh well back to my old name! -Aaron or should i say COMMANDER AARON no yeah Aaron not Commander wait AGGGHH! Ok -Aaron better stop writing before i cahnge my mind. :)
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  July 18, 2009
Very funny Dylan! The whole thing is well said and executed. Can't wait to see what hate comments find their way onto this page :)
  July 18, 2009
good job dylan! way to stand up to more than half the people on MOCpages! your name will forever be known... ;)
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  July 18, 2009
Oh noez! Dylan has undermined Operation: Cl0n3tard! Quick, jump to hyperspace before he catches you in his tractor beam!
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  July 18, 2009
Dylan... *stands up and claps* That was HILARIOUS! I was actually laughing out loud reading this. This moc is more deserving of 200 comments than 90% of the other Star Wars stuff out there. Congratulations! ~ Chris. (still laughing here)
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  July 18, 2009
Your saying what we're all thinking Dylan!
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  July 18, 2009
Great take on all the clonetards here on Mocpages! It's nice to know I'm not the only one who stares at disbelief at the simple minifigs that somehow get like 200 smilies and only 15 comments...
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  July 18, 2009
Well, you're right on most of things, and especially the last few lines. They have comment/conversations, and rating them while they are doing that on their creaitons, making better creations not going onto the most popular list because of the high ratings. Pretty funny by the way. P.S. I'll check out your Dawn Conquest II tomorrow. ~ Ghostman :)
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  July 18, 2009
@ fynn, It was I made u change it!
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  July 18, 2009
LOL!!You ar very funny!I am glad My name isn't commander Fynn!
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  July 18, 2009
Great! LOL! I love it nice job 5/5!
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  July 18, 2009
I think I know who's the Venator with 254 comments is...
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  July 18, 2009
Awesome! You're on your way to 200 : )s!
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  July 18, 2009
Lol, I am a Mandalorian Bounty Hunter!
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  July 18, 2009
I think we all know who Commander Fig is. :P Great MOC Dylan, keep it up! -Alex
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  July 18, 2009
lol! I know what you mean. If I ever got all those comments, i'd want them from different people that are noe having a conversation with someone else. Oh, and could you check out my stuff?
 
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