About this creation
Welcome to the “Happy Endings Massage and Lingerie Parlor.” Don’t let the name fool you, this is a respectable business where the women just happen to model their delicates while rubbing away all your tensions.
 As you can see, only the classiest cliental frequent this upscale establishment.
 And then of course, there are the others…
 Phipson: “What? I had a coupon!”
Kelso: "They have coupons here?"
Phipson: "Yeap, and punch cards too! Only three more to go and I get a freebie!"
Kelso: "Why did they never tell me about this?"
 Ginger: “We’re umm, ready for you Mr. Kelso.”
Kelso: “Check it out, she’s so excited that she’s shaking.”
Phipson: “That’s not “excitement” in her eyes dude. That’s fear.”
 The recovery bench outside for post massage smoke breaks.
Dennis Price (in a REALLY bad disguise): “I do NOT smell like tuna! Go away!”
 The A/C unit is run full tilt year round. The BTUs of body heat generated in this place would keep the average temperature inside at a constant 106 degrees even in January if this thing ever failed.
 Let’s move inside shall we. Don’t worry, the girls don’t bite… that costs extra.
 Yoda: “The Taiwanese Tumbler, I will have.”
Cindi: “Do you want that Rocky Road or Captain and Tennille?”
 Richard: “Do you have any fleshies free?”
Misty: “Well, not free but available. And don’t worry sir, we don’t discriminate here.”
 There are two large rooms for regular massage service and two smaller rooms for those quick “in and out” jobs. Usually just shoulder rubs… (yeah, we’re not buyin it either, but stick with us here ok?”)
 Although modesty is not at the top of the concern list here, there is a small amount of privacy given with the not quite see through walls and beaded curtains. The management claims it adds a sense of ambiance. (again… not buyin it.)
 Some of the clients have special needs that the masseurs are only too happy to provide.
Lee Jones: “Wait a second! What are you planning to do with THAT?”
 Chastity: “Just take a breath, relax and think of it as just a big poop.”
 Thanks for visiting “Happy Endings.” Come again soon!
Fourth Wall Commentary: So, the story goes like this. I was talking to Dave Sterling and he made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. “Why don’t you build something for our layout at BrickWorld!” he says to me. Being the magnanimous individual that I am, I jumped at the chance to be a part of their amazing display. I had a number of thoughts on what to build for them. None of which seemed “just right.” Finally, being as this is going to be at the convention and all, I went with something that would both be relatively safe, and give us a chuckle at the same time. Technically this is a WIP still as we’re going to be adding a decal to the sign on top in June. What you see there is just some quick editing to give a feel of the final product.
Dave and Stacy,
Thank you so much for letting me add to your display at BrickWorld. I can’t wait to see this thing in between a couple of residential buildings or a library. Hehehe. See you all in June!
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February 10, 2011 |
The "Captain & Tenille" ???
You had me laughing my buns off!
Funny as well as well built - the Lego Model! |
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| Justin BG September 23, 2009 |
a big poop lol,funny build |
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September 12, 2009 |
If you feel like franchising, I have a spot open in the Red Light District. You can be a lot less discrete there. Great build. |
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August 28, 2009 |
Why i have not seen it before? This one is really awesome. |
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July 19, 2009 |
wow, fantastic |
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You have three guesses as to what I just built. Go! |
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June 8, 2009 |
Quoting Chris Phipson
congrats on all your nominations. I think it would be great to get more bionicle representation on the pages. Good luck to ya! And hey, maybe I should make one of these... ~ Chris.
Congrats to the Triad for an almost sure winning :) If I could attract your interest on this part of the 'pages, then a great part of my goal is already achieved! |
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June 6, 2009 |
Quoting Indiana Spock
Why does everyone worship Kelso? In my opinion, he's not all that he's cracked up to be.
"Worship" is a strong word there. I'd go with more "respect". And to be honest, Kelso actually IS all he's cracked up to be. Not only is he an amazing builder but he's one of the nicest guys I know. Wow, did I just really admit that in public? You owe me one Mark! |
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June 6, 2009 |
wow, thanks for adding me ;) Are you sure that wasn't without any hidden thoughts? Just now that you can vote for the next Lego ambassadors? :D |
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May 31, 2009 |
Quoting Shannon Young
Hey, you can actually build when you want to!
Shhh. Don't be giving away my secrets. I have a reputation to uphold here.
Quoting Dave and John Xandegar
Nice build, Chris...but shouldn't you tell the truth? It's NOT an original concept! This place actually exists! It's about 2 blocks from the Choo-Choo Diner in Des Plaines. I've been...ahem..."driven past" there on several occasions. I think I hear my Wife coming-gotta go!! DX
I thought that was you. It was last Tuesday right? They turned down your punch card cause you tried to add 4 stamps on your own.
Quoting Stacy Sterling
YAY!!!! This is going to fit in just right (snicker).... I am so excited to have this great addition to our layout at BW. Kudos for the design of the front desk, and the *ahem* massage rooms and accessories. Can't wait to see in in person!
SOOOO many jokes here... I'll just be a good boy (for now) and say thanks. Thanks for letting me be a part of your layout (there's another *snicker* there... I'm sure of it.)
Quoting Matija Grguric
Very nice. Can't wait to come to Brickworld! Cya soon!
Can't wait! 17 DAYS AND COUNTING!
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May 31, 2009 |
Very nice. Can't wait to come to Brickworld! Cya soon! |
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May 31, 2009 |
I thought I've commented it already ?! Nice and hilarious, but there's clearly a lack of lingerie - nevermind, I just never can get enough of this kind of things lol Well done mate !
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May 27, 2009 |
LMAO interesting build. The humor is great as well as the build, but I think the AC unit is seriously top notch. |
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May 27, 2009 |
so you don't just store your lego? I was so wrong...:D |
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May 26, 2009 |
I totally agree with Cody G. |
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May 26, 2009 |
Haha Chip Philson at his classy best! You know you're starting to rival the great youngy in terms of hilarious story mocs :D |
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0.0 *hides behind LSW creations*
EDIT: Dang, my buddy icon takes over a week to change? I'm not that comment-happy, am I? (rhetorical) |
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May 25, 2009 |
YAY!!!! This is going to fit in just right (snicker).... I am so excited to have this great addition to our layout at BW. Kudos for the design of the front desk, and the *ahem* massage rooms and accessories. Can't wait to see in in person! |
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May 25, 2009 |
Hey, you can actually build when you want to! |
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Touche good sir, touche. I had to clean the saliva off of my monitor after the "tuna" comment; it elicited one of those rare LOLs (with spray). Beautiful job on the building as well. Lee. |
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Heather LEGOgirl May 24, 2009 |
There are so many reasons why you are going to "H"-"E"-double hockey sticks. At least this reason is hilarious! |
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brandon emmert May 24, 2009 |
trust me phipson, you and kelso are not getting off easy in my next issue. bwaah ha ha ha! |
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Dave Shaddix May 24, 2009 |
I see they painted the place... |
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May 24, 2009 |
You rascist, what's wrong with fleshies? ~LL |
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May 24, 2009 |
Epic, epic win. |
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May 24, 2009 |
:D |
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May 24, 2009 |
Lol, Yoda geting a apointment!!! |
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May 24, 2009 |
I can't wait 'till Brickworld so I can see this in person. It will be fun, to say it
politely! |
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May 24, 2009 |
Until today I neve knew 'figs could kneel... thanks :D |
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May 24, 2009 |
that'll fix the hole in the display! uhm... I mean... nevermind... |
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May 24, 2009 |
Quoting Alex Eylar
I'd make a joke about the "big poop" but it'd just keep the molestation rumors coming, which by the way are COMPLETELY UNSUBSTANTIATED.
Uh huh... you just keep trying to convince yourself of that Alex... keep on tryin. |
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May 24, 2009 |
I'd make a joke about the "big poop" but it'd just keep the molestation rumors coming, which by the way are COMPLETELY UNSUBSTANTIATED. |
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May 24, 2009 |
Quoting Heather LEGOgirl
There are so many reasons why you are going to "H"-"E"-double hockey sticks. At least this reason is hilarious!
True... too many to count. |
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May 24, 2009 |
Lol! :] |
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May 24, 2009 |
Haha- clever idea and whole building is cool- could you check out my Venator moc- please i would appreciate that. |
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May 24, 2009 |
Looks different last time I went there!! |
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May 24, 2009 |
I'm foreseeing a downturn in property values, Dave. I know maybe it's not a concern right now, but I'm just sayin'...! Makes me wonder what'll pop up next in the neighborhood? |
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Dave Sterling May 23, 2009 |
Dude...this is priceless. I can't wait to see the look on Bonahoom's face when we remove the roof of this place and show him the interior. :-) This will be epic. I'll work on a sticker this week and shoot you a prototype. Thanks for helping out with the layout! |
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Stuff Is Possible May 23, 2009 |
L O L |
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May 23, 2009 |
Nice Job! On the LEGO that is. As for the backstory, You do realize there are kids on this site right? Ahh, What do I care, Hilarious! |
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May 23, 2009 |
I think you have taken MOC's to a new low. =) Congratulations! |
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May 23, 2009 |
A bang up job there, Chris. Totally bringing my sigfig for a pic at Brickworld! The air conditioner is top notch, but those transpanels and curtains simply kill. Speaking of kill, I'm sure Lee J. is going to want to do a procedure on you . . . after he gets off that table, of course. |
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May 23, 2009 |
Chris, there will be a time when your doctor says he wants you to see his friend with the endoscope. I know! The endoscope. How great is that! Let me tell you, the name is the only thing great about the procedure, but you get a funny story for later. I don't know what made me think of that. Oh, yeah... see ya. garth |
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May 23, 2009 |
Yeow! see ya. garth |
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May 23, 2009 |
Quoting Dave Sterling
Thanks for helping out with the layout!
No Dave, THANK YOU for letting me be a part of it! 26 days!
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May 23, 2009 |
" like a big poop " Classic!! great MOC! I wish I could come down to brickworld just to see that in between a library or something to those ends.. Classic. This has my vote for next years MOCies! |
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May 23, 2009 |
Is it bad that this MOC makes me feel dirty? Ha Ha. Nice Job! |
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May 23, 2009 |
so .. who's the lucky gal at the end of which happy guy??? |
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May 23, 2009 |
ROTFLMAO. Horny Yoda is..... Great job Chris! |
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May 23, 2009 |
Hey, He's got a great sense of humor like you Phong! And LOL I do the same to my friend A.J who's a ginger! It's hilarious! But he's knows I kidd with him. |
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May 23, 2009 |
Hahaha, wonderful. I do love a happy ending :) My favourite bits here are the counter/desk and the roof things. |
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May 23, 2009 |
Alex, you are such a Phippy Phanatic! LOL! Well nice job! I laughed at the ginger, just like I do in real life. LOL! |
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May 23, 2009 |
Shaking in fear! LOL! Don't worry that costs extra! LOL! This had me ROFLOLing! Great Job Phip! Check out my new MOC. -Alex |
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