No, not Rory. The other type, the cowardly kind that tastes delicious in a mcburger. Oh, actually it's a kind of gamer.
About this creation
PUKAW-PUK-PUK-PUK
This type?
Well, they're really a sort of fair-weather friend.
Not quite as potentially dangerous as a teamkiller, but still a liability.
The moment the tides of battle turn and it's time to fight a defensive battle, PUK-PUK-PUKPAWK off he goes; sorry, he's got a prior engagement in that bomb shelter over there.
Save the 5-0 score and team integrity be stuffed!
I mean, we all fall back a bit in the face of withering fire, but this is ridiculous.
When there's one on the enemy's side, there's an art to attacking in just the right way to make them feel outclassed/outnumbered/outfirepowered; tanks? Planes? Mass infantry attack?
Overkill.
All you really need to do is blast off a few dozen rounds at him from different angles all at once; he'll feel overwhelmed, drop his weapon and run, run, run away.
Thus weakening the enemy.
But if all else fails, they do taste delightful when properly prepared into a Mc-chicken burger; yum-yum, and the next one to join will know not to run away like quicksilver.
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November 28, 2009 |
Quoting danny morgan
Whaziz captain collarato? sorry, I'm fealling tired and st()()pid 2day.
Captain (in the sense of Captain America or any of the other Captain-x type superheroes) Collateral (in the sense of 'damage'). |
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November 28, 2009 |
Whaziz captain collarato? sorry, I'm fealling tired and st()()pid 2day. |
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November 27, 2009 |
Quoting danny morgan
would running away backwards whilst firing your gun in the general direction of the enemy count as this sort of gamer, cause I do that sometimes.
Nope, that's a tactical retreat. Wait... 'general direction'? Actually, that's the monstrous spawn produced by a union between Tactical Retreat and Captain Collateral. |
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November 27, 2009 |
would running away backwards whilst firing your gun in the general direction of the enemy count as this sort of gamer, cause I do that sometimes. |
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May 14, 2009 |
Quoting Nolan C.
Haha, there was a tyson chicken add on the top of the page.
Somehow I'm not surprised. They ARE context sensitive ads, you know. Even if they ARE usually just dating site ads or MMO sign-up,-get-a-free-spyware. |
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May 14, 2009 |
Haha, there was a tyson chicken add on the top of the page. |
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May 14, 2009 |
LOL great job man, id like to try a McChicken burger too!! |
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May 13, 2009 |
Bawk,Bawk,Baka! |
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