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The Chicken
No, not Rory. The other type, the cowardly kind that tastes delicious in a mcburger. Oh, actually it's a kind of gamer.
About this creation
PUKAW-PUK-PUK-PUK


This type?
Well, they're really a sort of fair-weather friend.
Not quite as potentially dangerous as a teamkiller, but still a liability.

The moment the tides of battle turn and it's time to fight a defensive battle, PUK-PUK-PUKPAWK off he goes; sorry, he's got a prior engagement in that bomb shelter over there.
Save the 5-0 score and team integrity be stuffed!

I mean, we all fall back a bit in the face of withering fire, but this is ridiculous.



When there's one on the enemy's side, there's an art to attacking in just the right way to make them feel outclassed/outnumbered/outfirepowered; tanks? Planes? Mass infantry attack?
Overkill.

All you really need to do is blast off a few dozen rounds at him from different angles all at once; he'll feel overwhelmed, drop his weapon and run, run, run away.
Thus weakening the enemy.


But if all else fails, they do taste delightful when properly prepared into a Mc-chicken burger; yum-yum, and the next one to join will know not to run away like quicksilver.



Comments

 I made it 
  November 28, 2009
Quoting danny morgan Whaziz captain collarato? sorry, I'm fealling tired and st()()pid 2day.
Captain (in the sense of Captain America or any of the other Captain-x type superheroes) Collateral (in the sense of 'damage').
 I like it 
  November 28, 2009
Whaziz captain collarato? sorry, I'm fealling tired and st()()pid 2day.
 I made it 
  November 27, 2009
Quoting danny morgan would running away backwards whilst firing your gun in the general direction of the enemy count as this sort of gamer, cause I do that sometimes.
Nope, that's a tactical retreat. Wait... 'general direction'? Actually, that's the monstrous spawn produced by a union between Tactical Retreat and Captain Collateral.
 I like it 
  November 27, 2009
would running away backwards whilst firing your gun in the general direction of the enemy count as this sort of gamer, cause I do that sometimes.
 I made it 
  May 14, 2009
Quoting Nolan C. Haha, there was a tyson chicken add on the top of the page.
Somehow I'm not surprised. They ARE context sensitive ads, you know. Even if they ARE usually just dating site ads or MMO sign-up,-get-a-free-spyware.
 I like it 
  May 14, 2009
Haha, there was a tyson chicken add on the top of the page.
 I like it 
  May 14, 2009
LOL great job man, id like to try a McChicken burger too!!
 I like it 
  May 13, 2009
Bawk,Bawk,Baka!
 
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