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The Ursurper
A micro-vig by Areetsa, bringing FPS jokes to the mocpages proletariat, one 4x4 at a time. Thank you, Comrades.
About this creation
FOLLOW ME!


Now, there's the strategist, who commands a team through mutual trust and respect, and then there's this guy.

The strategist thinks about his plans before issuing orders; this bloke just thinks 'I want to watch a battle' and shouts charge.
Fine for the chargers, but there's really a good reason no-one but the newbies follows an ursurper; let me put it this way: if it was an RTS, he'd invade russia in the winter.



Where a strategist befriends his team and proves himself worthy of their trust through the battlefield, an ursurper just says 'follow me!' and goes charging off toward the enemy.

Can anyone say 'LEEEROY JEEENKINS'?
Seriously though, the sooner one of these shows himself and gets killed by the enemy, the better. After all, once you know the ones who'll follow a fool, you know better than to have them all bunched up guarding the flag; 'FOLLOW ME AGAIN!' and boing, boing, BRAKKABRAKKA, boing, boing, a machinegun kangaroo has the flag.

Eventually they usually figure out that an FPS clan isn't communism, and it takes time to become the leader.
Time they can't or won't invest. So, they end up going somewhere else.



Comments

 I like it 
  December 18, 2010
I would consider myself an adaptable person. I run around switching between an m1 and a pistol, when I see a tank I grab a bazooka, and then I snipe.
 I like it 
  January 29, 2010
Well, with all the jumping on Counter Strike, they've fixed it so when you jump, you stop, and then start running again. Note : I don't have CS. My brother does.
 I made it 
  November 28, 2009
Quoting Awesome-o-saurus The Not-So-Great Well, I've looked through all of these, and they're all true. Most of them I've seen on Counterstrike, while watching my brother play. He's a kangaroo machine gunner, by the way.
Good to know they're accurate. And here I was thinking I was making them up as I went along! Actually, Counter-Strike is supposed to be full of hoppers; supposedly, everyone who isn't camping with a sniper rifle is bouncing about with something more suited to 'rate of fire' than 'accuracy'.
 I like it 
  November 28, 2009
sweet, I might do somthing like that 2 show off my new minifigs.
 I like it 
  November 28, 2009
Well, I've looked through all of these, and they're all true. Most of them I've seen on Counterstrike, while watching my brother play. He's a kangaroo machine gunner, by the way.
 I like it 
  June 15, 2009
Yes, we do. Hey I posted some new things on my APH-5, check it out-http://mocpages.com/moc.php/127985
 I made it 
  June 15, 2009
Quoting Nolan C. Haha, didn't Napoleon invade russia in the winter? Anyway, that's so true. I hate these guys, then again I can just use them as a distraction while I find cover and get the sniper rifle out. Great moc.
Yeah, and we all know what happened to Napoleon, don't we?
 I like it 
  June 15, 2009
Haha, didn't Napoleon invade russia in the winter? Anyway, that's so true. I hate these guys, then again I can just use them as a distraction while I find cover and get the sniper rifle out. Great moc.
 I made it 
  May 13, 2009
Might I suggest http://www.hymn.ru/index-en.html ? To be exact, the first item under the year of introduction '1991'.
 
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