A micro-vig by Areetsa, bringing the world of the mindless computer player to mocpages one 4x4 square at a time.
About this creation
Not really much to say about this bloke; he's everywhere.
No, bots aren't robots.
No, they won't twist your head off and use it as a chamber pot.
But they might fill you with holes, if you're really off your game.
Computer players, also known as 'bots' are a common feature of online FPS games; depending on the game settings, the game itself and the server, a bot may play better than a lot of humans or they may be immediately obvious: 'no human would deliberately walk off that cliff five times in a row,' for instance.
Well, actually, given the way my brothers play, I wouldn't be surprised if humans sometimes do, but you know what I mean.
They aren't very talkative; not to say you won't get a texting bot, but on the whole they keep to themselves.
I'd say that being accused of being a bot is one of the worst insults an online player can recieve; it shows he's seen as playing terribly, so horribly that he can't possibly have an ounce of brains.
Although a lot of players actually don't, so that might not be an accurate detection method...
Quoting Finn C-Q
Oh, they have seperate collections... But, you would have to share the computer... do they have MP accounts. Do you trade Lego with them?
There's three desktop computers in the house, their one is about two metres away in the other room. And while it's technically better than mine, they've clogged it up to the point where it takes half an hour to start a program. I try not to; they always demand far more than a part is worth. It's just more profitable to find an alternative. Like pulling something already built apart.
Quoting Finn C-Q
Does that lead to loosing Lego eisily? Or, are they of your age and reasonable?
Not really, they're paranoid about me stealing their lego (every time I go into their room I like to rest my hand on their shelves and pretend to put things in my pockets. Great fun, watching them go mad trying to find out what I've got). Also, the lock on my room's door helps tremendously.