A micro-vig by Areetsa, bringing the world of the retarded under-aged FPS gamer to mocpages, one 4x4 square at a time.
About this creation
Well he means well, but he just can't hit the target he's aiming for.
Maybe his mouse is faulty.
Maybe he's suffering from lag.
Maybe he's naturally shaky.
Maybe the designers mucked up the accuracy because rocket launchers are so powerful they had to be totally incapable of hitting anything smaller than a tank, I dunno.
What I DO know is that almost anywhere else is safer than standing next to him.
And yes, that is a 'bazooka', and yes, they DID have a transparent plastic face-shield to keep the blast off the firer's face.
Expect another eight of this sort of thing in the next day or so, I've made a whole bundle of them to illustrate the sorts of characters you MIGHT encounter online.
I've never played an online FPS, so accuracy is debatable.
Although if any the things I've read are right, most of the online FPS-er's are little kids, so at least one of these HAS to be correct.