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The Machinegun Kangaroo
A micro-vig by Areetsa, bringing the world of the retarded underaged FPS gamer to mocpages one 4x4 block at a time.
About this creation
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You know how it goes.
Those players who act like nothing quite as much as a kangaroo on speed, with a machinegun.
On one hand, they're not likely to hit anything they're aiming for.
On the other hand, you're not likely to hit them either.

They're as common as their vermin namesake, and almost as dangerous to your veggie patch.



There are three ways to deal with a machinegun kangaroo: one, you get some machinegun kangaroos of your own to duel with him. Two, you can wait until he slows down for a reason only known to himself, or three, you can wait until he starts bounding toward you and blast him at leisure.

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Expect another fourteen of this sort of thing in the next day or so, I've made a whole bundle of them to illustrate the sorts of characters you MIGHT encounter online.
I've never played an online FPS, so accuracy is debatable.
Although if any the things I've read are right, most of the online FPS-er's are little kids, so at least one of these HAS to be correct.



Comments

 I made it 
  May 12, 2009
Quoting Aaron Banuelos hmm. you play on pc? i find it difficult now about the moc one of the best things NOT to do b/c you dont hit them they dont hit you your just wasting time i mean if your trying to avoid a sniper it might work :)
Nah, I've never actually played an FPS, let alone a multiplayer one. I'm just going by what I've read and a few guesses. It doesn't really matter whether something's strictly correct, though, because it's certain that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, will fit into one of these basic categories. If you ask me, dealing with snipers is a job for other snipers and machinegunners; BUDDABUDDABUDDA let's see him shoot straight through THAT! And now he's dead, let's plant a surprise for the next camper to hide there.
 I like it 
  May 12, 2009
hmm. you play on pc? i find it difficult now about the moc one of the best things NOT to do b/c you dont hit them they dont hit you your just wasting time i mean if your trying to avoid a sniper it might work :)
 I made it 
  May 12, 2009
Quoting Nowhere man So far I've found this the funniest and most accurate. Actually, an effective way to kill kangeroos (aside from a boomerang) is to snipe (which I also noticed in your linup) them as soon as they land because they're (normally) on a fixed trajectory. This line of micro-mocs is too funny. I tip my cardboard masterchief/clonecommando helmet to you. Pieces ~ Nowhereman
Thanks. I've never actually played an online FPS, so I'm really just mixing guesses and what I've read to try to assemble a semi-accurate and humorous picture of FPS behavior. Any suggestions?
  May 12, 2009
So far I've found this the funniest and most accurate. Actually, an effective way to kill kangeroos (aside from a boomerang) is to snipe (which I also noticed in your linup) them as soon as they land because they're (normally) on a fixed trajectory. This line of micro-mocs is too funny. I tip my cardboard masterchief/clonecommando helmet to you. Pieces ~ Nowhereman
 
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