The final entree to the SigDarwin Awards. Follow Phaz, Caleb, and Dylan on their final attempt to find the "artist" in the Battle for Brickworld.
About this creation
Welcome to the Battle for Brickworld, the final chapter of my entree for the SigDarwin awards. For those new to this I would highly suggest that you would come see Part 1: Amish Paradise followed by Part 2: An Artist's Tale.
Anyway lets get on with the story. Phaz, Caleb and I have just reached Chicago after a little trouble in the wilderness. They are now headed to brickworld in search of the artist (Mark Kelso) so I present to you the...
The date is June 19, 2009, we have reached Brickworld. Before we came we went to pick up some costumes to hide our real identity, as Chris Phipson was likely to be at Brickworld, and would easily point us out.
As you can see we really fit in with our disguises, I mean it seemed like no one noticed us....
It didn't take long to find the artist, there he was showing off his display.
We had to make sure though, so I approached the artist with caution (you never know when he could throw a paintbrush)
Caleb went around to see what everyone was talking about. We noticed that they're were a lot of fellow Mociers there.
We even saw Dennis Price there, he was using that new Axe spray to pick up chicks...
Now you see JD has had a little crush on someone for quite some time now who would be attending Brickworld. So as soon as Dennis put down that Axe, JD made little time to go grab it.
He was distracted by Lee... In the meantime Kelso found the Axe sitting on his creation! In a mad rage Kelso threw it across the room.
Unfortunately it hit the wrong person...
In the meantime...
JD came back in search for the Axe bottle.
Well if you've ever sprayed yourself with pepper-spray, (in which I certainly hope you haven't) you would understand JD's pain, not being able to see JD ran around frantically until he hit a huge lego creation called the portal.
Knocking it down, instantly killing himself along with 2 other fellow MOCpages friends who happened to be standing near the accident.
Lee tried to help out but after gave up soon after because JD wouldn't "open wide" when he asked him to do so. Kelso having a mad tantrum stormed out of the crowd.
In all the commotion we decided to make our move, we all went out to buy our own guns, urrr at least Caleb and I did, because we had to convince Phaz that Nerf guns just wouldn't cut it.
We chased the artist all of the way on top of the roof, although the cocky artist still wasn't having any of it.
The crowd below watched in horror.
Caleb went to settle some unfinished business with his favorite police man.
It was a good thing that Phipson left his stick at home too, because Caleb was already in for it.
The fight was getting intense,they were poking, pinching, pulling, punching, and spitting at each other. At one point Caleb even pulled out a comb and tried to comb Phipson's hair saying that it was too "old-fashioned."
We explained to the artist why we had to kill him, but he kept saying "thats what Phipson said" after every sentence, so we figured it was time for him to go. He began to drink a soda, and looked at us with a smile, and said...
With that he jumped screaming "Fly Kelso, fly!"
Just as he was about to hit the street a car came and smashed Kelso, sending him high into the air.
He hit the wall with a splat.
Now I don't know why the wall gave way, could it have been the extra paint in his pocket, those extra nights at Del Taco what ever it was a portion of the wall broke off resulting in...
Well we assumed that everyone was dead, including our dear friend Caleb, but we had to run.
As we left we noticed the frantic owner of the car get out and check out the scene...
Translation: The End?
Well, thanks for viewing as always and hope you've enjoyed the whole series. I would also like to thank out judges for taking the time for organizing this little contest, it is now up to you...
Okay Dillian, I’ve got to hand it to ya for finishing strong. Best of the three, IMAO. And don’t think those posters didn’t go unnoticed, either - good stuff! Nice job on the construction as well. I think the amount of effort you put into the whole series gave you a leg up on some of the competition. In the end (shut it, Phipson!) Lee and Dennis outdid ya, but it was a close one, and here’s the surprise… Phipson and I decided to add a second and third place. So, congrats, Dylan…you managed to come in third! (and yes, there’s a prize!)
Hey, thanks for telling me that you posted this. I am just amazed and stunned at the details. This is another great story. This is just so awesome and so hilarious as like the other two stories! It always makes my day when I read them. I love the way you had background people in the back walking by, like in the movies. Man, I think you already won this contest you are in ( I hope I didn't jinxed it). Another very, very well done story from you. Hate to see it ended. P.S. Yay! I was mentioned in the story! ~ Ghostman :)
Great stuff. Thanks for giving me my chance for 15 minutes of fame and not causing me to die from overuse of body spray. This was a very funny episode (as were the others) so my best wishes go to you in the contest!
A fitting end to the artist. I always knew he'd go out that way... leaping to his death. I just always thought it would be into a pile of his own paintings while striving for immortality. Oh, and I've been sprayed with pepper spray (to be certified with it, you have to be sprayed). One of the most painful experiences of my life. Right after the TAZER training that is. Great story. Good luck! ~ Chris.