Finally! My entry for the Darwin contest is done. Get ready for the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
About this creation
WARNING! MATURE HUMOUR AND NONSENSE! WARNING! WARNING! DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS!
Sit back and relax. So I'll tell you the truth about Phipson's glasses.
With his relations with Disney and Tinseltown he gotten hand on the glasses James Bond used for Goldeneye. With 'em 007 could watch right trough peoples cloths. Yay for Phippy!
So, basically, this is what we see:
And this is what The Phip sees:
Of course, this tends to distract his attention from the bigger picture. For instance; we see Chris here on an average day, taking his meat out.
Chris: "Wow! Ahsoka! I knew you were alien, but never would have guessed you had three..."
Little did Phippy know, in the galaxy far, far away they're all veggies! So he got what he deserved. The last thing he saw were Ahsoka's three ***ies and two nude clones! What a way to go!
Chris is also well known for his driving style, wich is: too fast. Here we have him on one of his races.
WOW! Mickey?! Is that you??
*sound of fatal crash...
Of course, anybody who knows Chrispy knows he was once a famous ice-skater for the Disney on ice show. Here we have the blue genie on his practice.
WOW! Peg?! Is that you??
But, his glasses aren't always the blame for him getting in fatal trouble. This, for instance, is what happens if he doesn't get to fix his waterproblem at his place. He's gonna end up killed by the rest of humanity for that!
"Don't blame global warming, blame Phipson!"
And to save the best for last: here's the evidence for what's REALLY wrong with his eyes.
After parking the Phipmobile gently by the sidewalk, he decides to have a drink at his favourite place.
The Red Dwarf Club. Adults only.
WOW! Miley Cyrus?! Is that you??
Our hero enters...
By an incredible coinsedence he meets Kelso in the dark room.
Chris:" Hey, is that your invisible hand in my pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
Kelso:"Run for your life, Shanno! Before he asks us to hold his Rusty Ferret!"
Thanks for looking and feel free to leave a comment.
And yeah Mark, I know...I'm dead...
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October 12, 2011 |
LOL! |
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June 9, 2010 |
How da heck did I miss this?!?! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Peg... BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! |
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June 4, 2010 |
LMAO! This is disturbingly hilarious! I about died laughing at the whole Club part! |
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December 2, 2009 |
Funniest MOC ever! |
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December 2, 2009 |
This is simply hilarious! I was laughing out loud through the whole thing! Thanks for cheering up my boring afternoon! Mickey and Peg....HAHAHAHAHAHA |
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May 4, 2009 |
Quoting Mark Kelso
Holy *&@! Giovanni, that was insanely funny! Doing in Phipson multiple times, and each one a gem. Ending things on the last one without a demise, weakens the whole package (yeah, Phipson I said “package”…big whoop…wanna fight about it?) a bit, but those absurd puns more than make up for it! (If you only knew the inside scoop on the whole “Rusty Ferret thing”). Anyway, this one was definitely on my list for possible winners...it didn’t make our final cut, but hilarious all the same!
oh well, at least I died laughing in Jones' "Scene"... |
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May 4, 2009 |
Holy *&@! Giovanni, that was insanely funny! Doing in Phipson multiple times, and each one a gem. Ending things on the last one without a demise, weakens the whole package (yeah, Phipson I said “package”…big whoop…wanna fight about it?) a bit, but those absurd puns more than make up for it! (If you only knew the inside scoop on the whole “Rusty Ferret thing”). Anyway, this one was definitely on my list for possible winners...it didn’t make our final cut, but hilarious all the same! |
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May 1, 2009 |
Delightfully wicked! There are too many funny things to mention, but that license plate is deceptively hilarious. |
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May 1, 2009 |
Quoting Lee Jones
Dude. I want whatever your drinking - this is too funny. Lee.
okay! Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, coming up! |
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May 1, 2009 |
Dude. I want whatever your drinking - this is too funny. Lee. |
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Heather LEGOgirl April 28, 2009 |
Laughing too hard to leave a coherant comment! You are too clever, Gio! |
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April 27, 2009 |
I love dark rooms...funniest thing I've seen all month! |
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April 27, 2009 |
Thank you for your fine comments, people. I couldn't have pulled this off without the info of some insiders, so credit goes to you; Dvious, Heather and Dave...OOOOPS, was that out loud? |
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Dave Sterling April 26, 2009 |
Awesome. This explains so much about Phipson. Nice little series of vigs! |
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Dave Shaddix April 26, 2009 |
I'm going to take responsibility for the whole 'one-legged wife' thing. You see, Gio asked me if her name was really Peg, I told him that it was actually a nick name. I explained that she lost her leg in a figure skating accident, and now, because of her wooden 'peg leg', she just goes by 'Peg'. ...I'm a very bad man. |
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April 26, 2009 |
Superb work. I always enjoy a series of comic misadventures and these fit the bill. Don't know which was funnier, the Peg joke or the Invisible Hand . . . |
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April 26, 2009 |
And I wasted my money on those X-Ray specs out of the comics when I was a kid. All I got was a headache when I tried to use them. Funny. see ya. garth |
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April 26, 2009 |
Probably one of the most HILLARIOUS MOC's I've seen lately! |
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April 26, 2009 |
HaHaHa, Brilliant! Everything is just great, but the best part is that it's just plain HILARIOUS! -Dylan |
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April 26, 2009 |
Haha I knew it :D |
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April 26, 2009 |
You do know her name doesn't imply that she only has one leg right? AHAHAHA! Like Sterling said, this explains SO much! And don't worry, some of those little "in jokes" (like the name of the club) weren't lost on me. Genius sir... sheer genius! ~ Chris. |
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April 26, 2009 |
BAAAAHAHHAHAH... . nioce Peg redition there... thats great |
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