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What Happened at the Bell Tower?
This MOC doubles as my first castle creation and my S.A.C. Darwin Awards Contest entry. I didn't have enough pieces for a castle , so I made this tower. Read the story! It's funny!
About this creation
Well here it is folks. My entry for the S.A.C. Darwin Awards Contest
You should definitely read this story. Believe me, I'll make you laugh.
Pop your bag of popcorn, I'll wait.


Ready? It's time for the story. Here we go...





Shopping. I normally don't do this.


Weird Salesman: Hey you!


Chas: Who me?


Weird Salesman: No. The bald fat guy behind you.


Chas: Phipson's mom is here? (It works both ways Chris) ;)


Weird Salesman: Just come here! I have something I want to sell you.


Chas: I already bought, like, a million Girl Scout cookies.


Weird Salesman: I'll sell you this!

Chas: What is it?

Weird Salesman: The Hand of the Eggplant!

Chas: Well what can I do with it?

Weird Salesman: Travel through time!

Chas: I'll take it! Now I can stop myself from making that comment about Phipson's mom!


Chas: I wonder if I need insurance for this.


Later...


Chas: Where is the freaking portal!


Chas: Maybe I have to say some magic words.



BAM!! ZAM!! WHAM!!


Chas: Maybe not.


Chas: Time to get a refund! Woah!


Chas: Aaaaaahhhhh!




Somewhere in the middle ages...


Chas: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!




Ninja: The Eagle has landed.

Scary Voice: That hasn't happened yet! Don't change the past!

Ninja: How did you know he was going to be here?

Scary Voice: Because I'm amazing. Now get to work!

Ninja: Yes sir!


Chas: Sweet! It worked! Only, I'm a little to early to stop the comment.


Chas: Time to explore!


Chas: Is there a bathroom around here?


Chas: Boy is he wrong.


Chas: Father.


Chas: Well, this is a nice little pond.


Stranger Behind Bush: Psst. Hey!


Chas: What the heck?


Stranger Behind the Bush: Do you see those clothes?


Chas: Umm. Yeah.
Stranger Behind the Bush: Can you get those?


Chas: Yeah. Sure.
Stranger Behind the Bush: OK. Now throw the in the water.


Chas: (Whispering) What a weirdo.


Stranger Behind the Bush: Thanks.


Chas: What the heck Shannon? Put some clothes on!

Shannon: Don't need to.

Chas: Why not?

Shannon: It's not a law in the middle ages to wear clothes and you gave me an excuse. My clothes are wet.

Chas: That doesn't mean I want to see your junk! You should speak to Chris about Extenze®. I'm sure it works wonders. How are you here anyway?

Shannon: I told the technician in my control room "Beam me up Scotty" one too many times. He decided to beam me down into the middle ages. How did you get here?

Chas: The glove of the Eggplant.

Shannon: I knew I smelled something funny. I haven't seen that since I cut his hand off. I mean...

Chas: I don't even want to know.


Shannon: Let me give you the tour.


Shannon: This is the weed I go to the bathroom on everyday. As you can see it's growing pretty big.

Chas: (While rolling eyes.) Interesting.


Little Kid: I beat you Shannon.


Shannon: B***h! I told you, if you ever messed with me again I'd kill you!


Shannon: You've had it coming!


Little Kid: Aaaaaaahhhh!


Shannon: Who's winning now?


Shannon: Well. That takes care of that.


Chas: You killed the poor kid! (This is for everyone who doesn't like the little Star Wars® Noobs on the site. You're welcome)

Shannon: We better hide the body.


Chas: So this is how pollution starts.

Shannon: Don't worry. We go green in a couple hundred years.

Chas: That makes me feel so much better.


Ninja: They're heading for the market now.

Scary Voice: What are you waiting for? Kill him!

Ninja: Yes sir!


Shannon: This is the market, where I steal food from everyday.

Chas: You better watch out for Phipson when we get back.

Shannon: That will be tough. I go to Dunkin Donuts® almost everyday!

Dog in Background: Bark! Bark!

Ninja in Background: Aaaaaaaahhhhh!


Shannon: The guards here are like the ones in Britain. They don't move no matter what. This one has balls of steel.

Chas: What's that supposed to mean?


Shannon: You can get the best carrots here.

Chas: Eww did that ugly chick just wink at me?


Shannon: This is the cheese ball stand. He uses the best Chicken milk.

Chas: What?!!!!


Cheese Ball Guy: Cheese ball?

Chas: No thank you.

Cheese Ball Guy: Oh. OK. Cheese ball?

Chas: No thank you.

Cheese Ball Guy: Are you sure?

Chas: Yes.

Cheese Ball Guy: Cheese ball?

Chas: NO!!!

Cheese Ball Guy: Cheese ball?

Chas: Let's leave.


Shannon: So. This is pretty nice huh.

Chas: She just winked again! Go marry a pig!


Cheese Ball Guy: Cheese ball?

Chas: I'm gonna get your sword.


Ninja: I'm going to kill him now.

Scary Voice: Why are you wasting your time telling me? KILL HIM!


Ninja: Hyaaaaaa!


Cheese Ball Guy: Cheese ball?


Ninja: Hack. Cough. Hack...


Shannon: He's dead.

Chas: That's exactly why I didn't eat one of those things.

Shannon: Let's see who he is.


Shannon: Kelso?

Chas: Why is he so white? And bald too.

Cheese Ball Guy: Cheese ball?

Chas: Shut up!!!



Too be continued...(not as an entry for a contest)
What will happen next? Will Shannon and Chas Leave the middle ages? Will they find who sent Kelso? Will Chris ever stop eating donuts? Find out next time on the continuing adventures of ShannY And Chas!



The next episode.



The Cast


Guard, Kelso, Father Brick.


Crazy Guy, Shannon, Shannon's Clothes.


Chas, Cheese Ball Guy, "Ugly Chick"


The Set/MOC


Overview.


My tree. Ain't it purty?


The pond with my 2 frogs.


The market.


The top of the tower.


Behind.


Stained glass window thing on the back. (I don't have many cheese slopes) :(


Side.


Other side.


Overview again.


The plaza.


S.N.O.T. Base.

My Bedroom can be seen here for anybody who missed it.

Fourth Wall Commentary: ( I hope you don't mind me using this Chris)

Whew. That was a lot of work. It seems like it took longer to photograph and post this than it did to make it. It literally might have! I've been trying to prove myself to everyone. I hope this shows I can come up with good stories. My next MOC will show I'm good at dioramas. (hopefully). You know, my buddy icon would look great in your favorite builders list. (hint hint)



Upcoming Post Apoc W.I.P.! Heck Yeah!




If you liked it, why don't you comment? Give me a favorite quote from my story of something! Come on people! I need you!



Comments

 I like it 
  May 21, 2012
5/5
 I like it 
  June 13, 2010
Cheese ball?
 I made it 
  August 24, 2009
Quoting Aaron Banuelos When`s part 3 commin?
Sometime after the MOC Olympics.
  August 23, 2009
When`s part 3 commin?
Chas Irish
 I like it 
cool rock
  August 13, 2009
you for got to ad the kid and Japanese salesman to the end cast.
 I made it 
  August 13, 2009
Quoting cool rock you for got to ad the kid and Japanese salesman to the end cast.
Oh, I did, didn't I? Dang. Too late now.
Chas Irish
 I like it 
Sam Fisher
  July 18, 2009
cool,VERY FUNNY! (it made me choke (while i was eating)) P.S.WHERE DID YOU GET THE FROG?
 I made it 
  July 18, 2009
Quoting Sam Fisher cool,VERY FUNNY! (it made me choke (while i was eating)) P.S.WHERE DID YOU GET THE FROG?
I purchased 2 from Bricklink, although I did get another one from the Medieval Market Village.
 I like it 
  July 15, 2009
Chas, you should check out the lego creators lego bros. It is a combined mocpages account between me and Mason Wright Where we can biuld creations together. You should check out our first creation. It's the first episode of a series that me and Mason are making and it stars me and Mason's sig figs.
 I like it 
  July 11, 2009
Still loving this creation!! Say, I was wondering... Do you want to go up against me in a comparisen competition for your group?? I'm not very good, so the choice is yours on what to build. I just entered the group and it sounds like fun!!
 I like it 
  July 8, 2009
Love it!!! NOW I get why you wear Michael Jackson's glove!! LOL anyway, I recently purchased the same set you did, the Medieval Market Village. I love it!! It has such fine detail. 5/5 on your creation, and the MMV.
 I like it 
  June 9, 2009
i love it. 10000/10
Chas Irish
 I like it 
Padfoot .
  June 3, 2009
Cool! Hey, do you wanna buy a cheese ball? How about some gir scout cheese cookies?
 I like it 
  May 27, 2009
That guy at the beginning is scary!! Great MOC.
  May 24, 2009
This is awesome! I love the cheese ball guy. " Oh, OK. Cheese ball?"Haha
 I like it 
  May 23, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 I like it 
  May 4, 2009
Lol this made me laugh till it hurt! i love the part about "this is the bush i pee on every day." That was hilarious. Great job, and btw I built and posted a gun. and i replied to one of your comments. thanks!
  May 4, 2009
So far, this one is the real surprise hit of the contest in my arrogant opinion! (I say “so far” because I’m judging in chronological order and there may still be others.) In all honesty, the simplisitc build and white sheet backdrop made me suspect a simple story line…but, this was immensely more complex and funny than expected!!! It was very well written, with clear and natural dialog, and great humor throughout. Although not the winner, I thought this was another serious contender for the crown! Nice job.
 I like it 
  May 2, 2009
Both a nice build and story - thanks for sharing. Lee.
 I like it 
  May 2, 2009
I can't wait for the next one!!! **pees pants**
 I made it 
  April 30, 2009
Quoting Chris Phipson So I see you gave up on trying to take back that comment. Probably a good thing or I never would have been able to laugh about it... or make this comment. Wait, am I still here? WHAT DID YOU CHANGE? 'Cause it sure wasn't ShannY's clothes. ~ Chris.
Ha Ha. Thanks. I was wondering how you ever find out about my creations. For 2 of them you were the first to comment and I'm not even one of your favorite builders. Are you psychic?
 I like it 
  April 30, 2009
So I see you gave up on trying to take back that comment. Probably a good thing or I never would have been able to laugh about it... or make this comment. Wait, am I still here? WHAT DID YOU CHANGE? 'Cause it sure wasn't ShannY's clothes. ~ Chris.
 I made it 
  April 30, 2009
Quoting Ewen Albright The story is the best thing ever. Except for the cheese ball guy. He's AWESOME! ... Cheese ball?
Thanks. =)
  April 30, 2009
Well, the MOC is just okay, but the story is the best thing ever. Except for the cheese ball guy. He's AWESOME! ... Cheese ball?
 I made it 
  April 30, 2009
Quoting Ewen Albright Seriously, this is like the best MOC ever. Cheese ball? ... Cheese ball? ... Cheese ball?
You really think so? I think the story is good, but the MOC itself is average. Thanks for the comment!
  April 29, 2009
Seriously, this is like the best MOC ever. Cheese ball? ... Cheese ball? ... Cheese ball?
 I like it 
  April 29, 2009
"now i have a reason not to where my clothes"! lol, i love it
 I like it 
  April 29, 2009
While I'm glad you used Young, he should've been the victim. Cheese ball?
 I like it 
  April 28, 2009
That Kelso.....I tell ya, there's something odd about that artist....maybe it's the fact that he's everywhere? Great job, and hilarious moc. Can you check out my Venator?
Chas Irish
 I like it 
Anders Carey
  April 27, 2009
As I've said about every one of your creations, nice... I like the cheese ball guy but the no clothes is a little weird but it's really good 4/5
 I like it 
  April 27, 2009
Nicely done, and hilarious, great job on the castle too. Watch out for your appearance in my next entree... -Dylan
 I like it 
  April 26, 2009
This is a very funny comic, great work! I think the no clothes thing was on the edge...but still very comedic, good work.
 I made it 
  April 26, 2009
Quoting Professor Eggplant Very Well Done! Couldn't stop laughing. I look forward to the next edition.
Wow. Thanks! That means a lot coming from you!
 I like it 
  April 26, 2009
Very Well Done! Couldn't stop laughing. I look forward to the next edition.
 I like it 
  April 26, 2009
HARDCORE!!!! This is an awsome MOC!!!
Chas Irish
eoghan o callaghan
  April 25, 2009
hey i got a cheese ball and i lived
 I like it 
  April 25, 2009
wow. that was amazing and hilarious. keep up the good work, otherwise people like me have little poing in staying on site (well more point than Starwars noobs)
  April 25, 2009
Nice moc. it looks like everybody likes the cheeseball guy. the whole thing was very funny.
 I like it 
  April 25, 2009
i think its very funny i cant wait till part two. ~CK#9
 I made it 
  April 25, 2009
Quoting Lucas Keeney Very funny MOC Chas, I have not had a cheese ball in years, mmm cheese balls!!!! LOL
I've never had a cheese ball. I wouldn't eat one made from chicken milk. I'm pretty sure they don't, but do chickens even make milk?
  April 25, 2009
Very funny MOC Chas, I have not had a cheese ball in years, mmm cheese balls!!!! LOL
 I made it 
  April 25, 2009
Quoting Shannon Young Not sure I want to know why you feel compelled to MOC me naked -- should I be flattered? Creeped out? Oddly believable, though. You know those dreams where you discover you're naked in public and you're supposed to be all embarrassed? I just shrug and strut my stuff.
I figured you needed a life style change. No hard feelings right?
 I made it 
  April 25, 2009
Quoting Christian Collins Do you mind if I use cheese ball guy?
Sure, if I get credit and you put a link to this page.
 I like it 
  April 25, 2009
Great balls of steel... Wait, what? Nice bedroom, by the way. Good day
 I like it 
  April 25, 2009
B@lls of steel, eh?
 I like it 
  April 25, 2009
All a comment on this needs = XD
 I like it 
  April 25, 2009
Not sure I want to know why you feel compelled to MOC me naked -- should I be flattered? Creeped out? Oddly believable, though. You know those dreams where you discover you're naked in public and you're supposed to be all embarrassed? I just shrug and strut my stuff.
 I like it 
  April 25, 2009
funny i laughed at the chese ball one cant wate for the next one
 I like it 
  April 25, 2009
Very nice,now, would anyboyd like a cheese ball?
 I like it 
  April 25, 2009
Do you mind if I use cheese ball guy?
 I like it 
  April 24, 2009
Wonderful! I love the actual bell tower. Keep it up.
 I made it 
  April 24, 2009
Thanks guys! I'm surprised you read through the story so fast!
 I like it 
  April 24, 2009
Neat story and scene. You do great work on guns and dioramas.... that is hard to beat!
 I like it 
  April 24, 2009
Where do people come up with these crazy ideas! Traveling back in time because you bought a hand from a nutjob, shannon young nude and as calm and collective as possible, and people dieing right off anothers foolish mistakes! Tisk. Tisk. Tisk. Good job. ~S.K.
 
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