Here is the second addition to The SigDarwin Awards. Follow Dylan, Caleb, and Phaz as they set off through the forest in search of this artist. But the artist is not the only one who stands in their way...
Oh, and like the original this also contains some obnoxious content, so be aware of that when viewing.
Thanks, now grab a seat and let the adventure continue...
The date is June 18th, and we have been stranded in the forest for 3 long days. I want up into a tree be alone with my pleasant thoughts.
My genius thoughts were disturbed by those two dorks who had come along with me.
When I asked Caleb what was going on, he replied that he had caught a rattlesnake and was feasting on it when Phaz came along complaining that he had forget his Big Foot repellent back at the Amish house. When Caleb kindly offered Phaz some snake, Phaz fainted. Yeah, and I bet you thought he was eating Phaz, go back to first grade guys.
We quietly tried to wake Phaz up, until Caleb gave up and just spit on him.
He woke up and took off into the woods...
And we ran some more...
Until he finally collapsed on a street.
Of course we were thrilled to have found a road, it gave us that warm fuzzy feeling inside. (sorta like the one Kelso gets when he's found a lost paintbrush). It wasn't too long until a fella drove along, and we asked to be picked up.
The person happened to be MOC pages own Thomas N. He politely offered to give us a ride into Chicago. He explained that he was fed up with the Packers always loosing so he was packing up to move to Chicago to become a Bears fan. (I don't know why because the Packers are way better then the Bears, but whatever I couldn't punch him because he was our ride outta here). We also made short time of asking him about the artist. He replied: "Now Dylan, you see you haven't been on MOC pages in a while, but that Mark Kelso guy has been bragging about his Brickworld creation the "Invisible Toe." He was planning on making this one invisible, so he seemed to be asking everyone if they have invisible paint." I don't know about you, but I think we found our artist, this Kelso guy is our target, and looks like he will be at Brickworld too.
So there we were in the back of the truck, the floor was littered with dead rats, and such. The walls ozzed green slime, or at least thats what I thought, because Caleb said it was cotton candy and has been eating it ever since.
As we were sitting their talking, I was stating to get bored, I mean Caleb kept complaining about how he lost his prized speedo at the Amish house, and it really pissed him off when I said that I bet the Amish were swimming with it at this very moment. Then we began discussing the artist, and who we were gonna take this guy out. But then the engine stopped, so we went outside to see what was going on.
Well I don't know what Thomas did to the engine, but it started hissing at him, and then blew up. In a panic he an to get some water.
And that was the end of that, poor old Thomas. But you know what they say about Bears fans, yes I know their total idiots. Out of respect we voted we should dispose of the body, urrr at least Phaz and I did, Caleb, well lets just say he was in the mood for a barbecue. But just as we were gonna throw the body over the waterfall a strange man began running our way, he was a police officer, and by the looks of his jelly stained uniform and Dunkin Donuts coffee, it looked like this guy meant business.
To our surprise it was Chris Phipson who was coming, along with his trainee Karta Deraji.
When Officer Phipson saw the body he blamed us, and placed us under arrest.
Luckly we knew exactly what to do in this situation, Caleb went to work distracting Phipson.
As Phipson began clubbing Caleb, Karta and I were having our own arguments. Phaz finally came out from behind the bush, and took position.
Well we finally perfected the first official lego Table-Topping on Karta, while Phipson kept hitting Caleb with his stick.
Of course he wasn't too thrilled, you see he doesn't like swimming. The first time he was pushed into a pool back when he was three years old, it took seven years for his parents to even get him to get near the pool.
And we took this opportunity wisely to make our escape, we pried Caleb from Phipson and took off into the woods right toward Chicago.
Just when Officer Phipson was gonna chase us down, he heard a polite call from his partner for help.
Phipson threw his handy-dandy combat rope down, as he thought to himself. Well you see Phipson was too lazy to notice the trailer was placed just on the edge that the slightest tug from Karta tilted it a tad forward...
Thus resulting in...
It was then that the softened mud on the peak of the falls began to give way to the tailer. Karta still dazed looked up at Phipson and murmured a few words.
Officer Phipson gazed out upon the vast forest, and thought calmly to himself. It was hard to tell what he was thinking but the slight twitch in his right eye gave away that he wasn't in a very tranquil mood to say the least.
Here is one of the sets that I used in the making of this creation. My goal here was to make it as realistic as possible, using a lot of textures and colors, I think that it came out nicely.
Well thanks for viewing, and hope you enjoyed it. Up next is the much anticipated part 3, The Battle for Brickworld, so stay tuned. Thats all I got for now, so comments are always appreciated.
Wow, Dylan…you’ve got a novel written here! Some absolutely hilarious gags and wisecracks. I have to say, though, that the section where Thomas bites it is uncomfortably similar to a certain “Close Encounters” MOC that’s elsewhere here on MOCpages…if ya know what I mean. But we’ll just asume your paying homage to one of the judges (you sly dog, you) and leave it at that. Anyway, this was a good read for such a lengthy post. Nice work on the build, too.
The lighting effect of the gas on the fire and the blackened body were mint. Nice job on making the scene organic, but I think you should get away from the fake moss. It is a neat effect, but I think you would do just as well without it. Might force you to come up with an alternative design. Lee.
Well, you killed me off with SOME dignity! A few little things though: 1) I never cuss, 2) it was 5 years into my life that I got in a pool, and 3) I've been resurected in my newest vig, the Last Won. But it's still alright, sort of... You did better at ending me than JD did anyway...
Ok thanks im always late to evreything AND bears are BETTER THEY beat your LOSING team of packers so next time i`ll be watching Jay Cutler ripping through michigan and everey fan in it! and i knew it wasnt the real brick world.
Man, this story part is so good and funny that I had to read it twice! I love these! The build is so greatly made, and the story line is awesome! Its funny and keeps me wanting to read the third one. Can't wait for it. Really hard to find these great and makes sense stories. The decals on the characters are awesome. Keep it up! ~ Ghostman :)
BEAR FANS IDIOTS!!?? COME ON!?? hey can i go to brickworld with you? with the other sig figs? Yeah just dont put me in your pocket or briefcase i get car sick. and bears rocK! but if your gonna have you and Thomas arguing on the way i`ll be in a cupholder minding my own buissnes.
A BEARS FAN!!! COME ON, I WOULD NEVER DO SOMTHING LIKE THAT!!! I mean, I can totally expect myself to pour gasoline on an engine fire instead of water, but seriously, I'd never become a bears fan! Anywho, great MOC, The diorama is great, and the storyline is absolutely superb. Great work dude! (mutters under breath) seriously, a bears fan? sheesh, that Dylan. (walks away grumbling) -T